Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which former sitcom star—a gal with a wacky, freewheeling sense of spirituality—used to breastfeed her pet possum while she got her hair colored, also making sure to have a wet nurse around to do the job when she was busy with something more important? (Village Voice via Blind Gossip)

Kirstie Alley? I mean, she does have a tiny zoo in her backyard. The only way we’ll know for sure if is we call every animal hospital in the L.A. area and ask them if a raspy-voiced crazy bitch has ever called to tell them that her pet possum sort of kind of chewed off her nip and swallowed it and she’s wondering how long before it shits it out. 

This immensely popular good ole boy show has a cast who all seem to be raging heterosexuals. Not so for one of the cast members who, despite having a gorgeous wife, also has a man he sees on the side when he travels to various industry conventions. (CDAN)

Jeb from Duck Dynasty? The dude who gets to get his b-hole tickled by that beard is one lucky ho. 

This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen you need a microscope. (CDAN)

I want to say Jim Bob Duggar, but I’m going to go with Rob Kardashian? 

This still married A list mostly movie actor used an escort two nights ago. He stiffed her. He convinced her he would pay her after and then told her to get out when he was finished. She started screaming at him and he called hotel security to have her tossed out. (CDAN)

My only guess is Russell Crowe and he is all movies, so just like the hooker in this blind item, I’ve got nothing. This is why you always need to charge your john’s card first. No cash, no ass. Just another life lesson I learned from Pretty Woman.