Tuesday, March 19th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Bruce Willis (58)
Ana Rezende (30)
Jorma Taccone (36)
Rachel Blanchard (37)
Vida Guerra (39)
Nadja Auermann (42)
Neil LaBute (50)
Harvey Weinstein (61)
Glenn Close (66)
Ruth Pointer (67)
Ursula Andress (77)
Renee Taylor (80)
Philip Roth (80)
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I remember getting my high school photos. Never made sense to me the way they had me reach my neck around to crazy angles and stare intently at distant spots on the far wall. Ugh.
The fact that Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow have ones makes it an even bigger crime.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:24am.
The fact that Glenn Close has no Oscar is fuckin' criminal!
That is all.
HB Nadja Auermann. I loved her back in the day, the ice queen with the mile long legs. I wonder how she's looking these days.... *off to Google*
Are you sure this is real? Looks like one of those photos where you stick your face in the facebook app. He should have gone witht the classes and the fountain bob.
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Make that glasses, but some classes might have helped also. Can't hate on Bruce, though. He was dead all that time in the Sixth Sense.
HBD Bruce. I can Never find you attractive because you look SO much like my dad. I realized this as a small child watching Moonlighting with my mom & it's given me the creeps ever since when someone says he's hot.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Bruce Willis: I can't be the only person who ruined a vhs of Color Of Night just to get glimpses of Brucies turgid member, can I?
CAN I? He's had the kind of career most actors dream of, LOVE him!
Ursula Undress: the words "flawless" and "iconic" get thrown around too much, but certainly apply to her!
Glenn Close: so amaingly talented, in all the work cited by everyone here, but can I also throw in The Big Chill (just saw it recently, love that movie)
Happy birthday to everyone on the list!
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
HB Ursula!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB Glenn Close and Ursella Andress
Tex, forgot Harry Hamlin was her son.
Urgh I have an unhealthy lust for bruce willis. You can keep your brads and georges and even *gasp*prince hot ginge, as much of a cutie as he is. I even love bruce more than josh duhamel and I lurve me some josh duhamel
what a bunch of olds!
March 19th: Birth Takes a Holiday
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 9:09am.
Yuck birthdays to Harvey and Neil and Philip, those woman-haters.
I won't argue with the first or last ones, but LaBute always seemed to me to be showing men at their worst, vilest, least likable.
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Foals, Inhaler
I would never have guessed that was Bruce Willis. Much hotter now! And really, what kind of pose was that??
Its the standard "Im trapped in high school and Im praying to the Lawd to get me out during this boring ass photo shoot" school photo.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Bruce was a pretty man back in the day. Too bad his daughters didn't get any of his pretty genes.
Are you kidding his daughters look just like him but handsome in men is ugly in females look at the chin and eyes they are his mini me
Holy shit @ Dimitri Hamlin!! He's quite a specimen. The perfect melding of two beautiful people. Wow.
Happy Birfday to Bruce and Ursula.
Yuck birthdays to Harvey and Neil and Philip, those woman-haters.
And I don't particularly care for Glenn Close, either. Although she was good in "The World According to Garp" and as a bunny boiler.
@TexnDoc
lmao now there's a visual, arf. but yah, he is SO a genetic lottery winner mmhmm.
IF, hope all goes well for you today and tomorrow. Hope you sail thru the shitty day ahead!
Count me among the many admirers of the greatest actress of our time (sorry Meryl), Glenn Close! She's been spectacular in everything she does, from movies to TV (Damages, The Shield), and she can even sing the National Anthem! How can you not love someone who was raised in a Yankee fan family, but then grew to hate everything they stand for and switched over to the Mets! She is my idol!
<"Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:58am.">
Holy Moly. Sure beats Sean Stewart don't he. That Maloof woman would hump his leg like a chihuahua in heat.
@TexnDoc
wowzers, esply when he looks like this
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7027/6751443929_ae88768ec2_b.jpg
The dramatic far off stare, the parted lips, the bad hair. Sigh...don't we all make bad decisions at 18.
HB Ursula Andress! You'd think the son of that siren and the 1st People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive (Harry Hamlin) would be a fame whore but he isn't. I read he's a Princeton grad. Certainly a step above Sean Stewart. Ursula is a good momma.
She had him (probably by accident) when she was 44 and Harry was in his 20s so you know what to do Aniston.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 8:26am.
Whamo, it's our FAVORITE actress' birthday today.
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Good morning my bunny boiling sweetheart :)
by the way....yeeeeeeooooowwwww
It's SO not fun having a colonoscopy..enjoy lol!!
Whamo, it's our FAVORITE actress' birthday today.
And I won't be ignored either.
Now I am off to hospital for a most uncomfortable test.
I can't eat anything because of my colonoscopy tomorrow. This just sucks.
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Dark-sided!
The fact that Glenn Close has no Oscar is fuckin' criminal!
That is all.
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Heaux Confessionals:
Welcome to 'pulp friction'...
http://www.amazon.com/Heaux-Confessionals-The-Sintroduction-ebook/dp/B00...
I remember Harvey Weinstein when he was a student at SUNY Buffalo. He and his partner promoted all of the rock concerts of my youth. Every concert notice was preceded by "Harvey and Corky present..."
HBD Jorma Taccone. *swoooon*
HBD to the fabulous Glenn Close and Bruce Willis.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Bruce Willis is so unattractive. Young, old, with hair, without hair. Blech.
Happy birthday, Philip Roth!!!
good for Bruce for never getting plugs or wearing a piece (i think), Johnny T are you listening?? embrace the bald, it's okay, Xenu will still love your (gay) ass.
even though kevin smith had to ruin it for me, i still would with bruce willis any day of any week, any where. my love runs deep with officer mcclane. i own "the return of bruno" ffs.
also, hb to philip roth.
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watching hardcore ufos
Bruce Willis...wow what a great photographer, "can you crank your head a little more there Bruce, it looks better when you're looking at your own ass" He's a one trick pony but let's face it the first Die Hard was great.
Harvey Weinstein...I wonder how many actress had to suck his greasy dick to be part of the A team?
Glenn Close..."I will not be ignored DAN"
Ruth Pointer....*does the Neutron Dance*
Ursula Andress...I don't know what they put in the water in Switzerland but GD it does some women's body proud. Many she was a beauty.
Happy Bday Sluts
Happy B-Day Glenn Close!!! For all of your great work I still think your best performance was as the Marquise de Merteuil in 'Dangerous Liaisons'. An utter viper but charming and with a siren's allure.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Tue, 03/19/2013 -7:38am.
Finally can appreciate his baldness.
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I love his "Velma" bob.
Tater head needs a little makeup.
Finally can appreciate his baldness.