Afternoon Crumbs

March 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Brit Brit, Normal Guy Dave and a bodyguard all celebrate with a Frapp after capturing, killing and skinning a Yeti to make those boots. Savages. – ICYDK

Prince Hot Ginge did not hold Cressida Boner’s hand in front of the paparazzi the other night, which in my head means that he’s 25% closer to going gay like he said he would – Lainey Gossip

Bret Michaels ruined Eva Longoria’s birthday – The Superficial 

Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters serenaded the Silver Fox with that hero song from Drive and it’s nice and everything, but this song is nothing without slow motion shots of Ryan Gosling walking to his car – Towleroad

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle, the couple that random put together, broke up and probably hate each other now – Celebitchy

Obviously, we’re supposed to be staring at Joanna Krupa’s nips, but I’m too busy staring at her rubber cat mask of a face – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Love Hewitt plays her favorite pastime: man catching – Hollywood Tuna 

Blake NotSoLively tweets a picture from her cell phone and you probably won’t recognize her with a top on – Popoholic

Pimp Mama Kris actually felt a tingling on her plastic face and it was from Elizabeth Taylor’s spirit slapping the Botox out of her – Reality Tea

Sofia Vergara’s chichis are a 32F, FYI – IDLYITW

James Franco in Bullett MagazineJust Jared

And this is what the restaurants in my nightmares look like – OMG Blog

Scenes from inside Lindsay Lohan’s locked down rehab center – The Berry 

Robert Pattinson shaved away every last tendril from the magical unicorn forest – Popsugar

Should’ve happened to Michael Lohan instead – Crunk + Disorderly

Yes, Girl Scout Cookie-flavored beer exists in this world – Jezebel

Which one’s David Arquette? – SOW

It’s a hard knock nooooooooo – Videogum

Brandi Glanville wants LeAnn Rimes to have a few foals of her own – I’m Not Obsessed

And it has a more charismatic personality too – Moe Jackson 

(Pic via FameFlynet)

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