Open Post: Hosted By Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn
While gold digger champion Elin Nordegren works on getting her next 9-figure divorce settlement, her ex-husband Tiger Woods is humping on gold medal-winning champion skier Lindsey Vonn. After bumping nipples for a few weeks, Tiger announced on his Facebook page today that he is dating Lindsey Vonn, who sort of looks like Sharon Stone's homely younger sister, and he posted a bunch of awkward pictures of them being awkward together. I've seen Olan Mills portrait sessions that look more natural than this shit and I looked less awkward on first grade picture day (and I had the serious runs on that day)! Tiger Woods also wrote this message:
This season has been great so far and I'm happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that's happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.
Yes, please respect the privacy of a private couple who announces they're dating on Facebook by posting a staged photo shoot that both of their publicists had to approve. But it was nice of Tiger to share these pictures with everyone. I mean, the tabloids are going to need a picture to put on their covers when they break up after Lindsey catches his wandering dick in a Waffle House waitresses' snatch and chases him out of their home with a golf club.
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My hope is that her publicity team encouraged the match to raise her status and recognizability in advance of the 2014 Sochi games so she can get better and more lucrative endorsements. If not, is she from an abusive home? Has that come out in Olympic coverage thus far? I wouldn't be surprised. That's the only reason I can think of as to why she would agree to even be pictured with this disgusting piece of trash. If he can't keep it in his pants while married to a Swedish model and mother to his children, he's certainly not going to remain faithful to her.
oh, Willy De Ville...damn. I was half in love with that guy, and just had no clue. Didn't he write with Ben E King at some point? He had some charisma, this energy of the broken heart, and such beautiful music coming from him. Wow, VOB, thanks for reminding me. I need to get some Willy DeVille back into my life.
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God don't like ugly.
she looks homely, not as porny as those hookers/pornstars he bonked.
Night all, hope you had a good night!
Bambam thanks for the side-eye *quick flash* hahaha ;p
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Tiger's a handful, good luck to this chick.
"Yes, please respect the privacy of a private couple who announces they're dating on Facebook" lololol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Bam, I don't think I was. I would have remembered that. I love me some bugs bunny/looney tunes(I dislike the road runner though, always found it boring), that's awesome! Tubular Bells along with the X-files theme creepy me out, yet intrigue me at the same time.
Native American Chanting is also a favorite of mine...for obvious reasons, I guess, but it really is beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHk
Peace OUT!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
What, weren't you here the other night when I started linking classic cartoons? That's exactly where I got my first appreciation of classical music. I liked Gregorian chants and tubular bells too, the Exorcist theme. I gladly admit my basic love of music centers around late sixties early seventies r & b but if you saw my collection you'd say who the fuck are some of these artists? It'd be more all over the place if I had kept everything I ever bought. Nite. :D
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Bam, I love that song by Anita Baker!
Good night! Everyone! VOB, BAM! POPPY! ECCE! anyone else!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:45am.
Ladies, y'all are pulling them out tonight, damn this is some good music! Never heard of Willie DeVille (Mink DeVille maybe) or Modern English, I will be plumbing their histories.
Boredas, I'm envious of whatever knowledge you have of classical music, we used to have two or three stations here, right around the time I finally got into it the business changed and the stations went kaput. Bastards. But you wanna talk about english women singers, oh lord, so many good ones. We could have a night on them alone.
You know Prince wrote that song, right?
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You've never heard the song "I melt with you?" HOW?
And Bam, my taste in music is scattered ALLL OVER THE PLACE. God and music has gotten me through some pretty dark dark periods in my life and for that I am very grateful. Classical is so beautiful, you can feel joy and saddness without words ever being spoken. Did you know old school cartoons like Bugs Bunny used A LOT of famous classical music pieces in their cartoons?
I also enjoy Gregorian Chants which I admit is VERY MUCH a acquired taste. I think the only popularization as far as mainstream for that was Enigma's "Sadness" which is truly amazingly beautiful.
I did know Prince wrote that! Dude's very talented. He's also a freaky sumbitch!
Ever since I saw DC play him on The Chappelle show this is how I see him...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKHR6oe52Q
TEAM: BLOUSES!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
It's turn in time for me too. Shame too, there's a lot of music I feel like hearing, too much to choose from. I'll leave ya with this woman, wish she'd record more but only good stuff, no fillers.
love this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y9DYGiDL1o
G'nite boredas, TR, Bakie and Withy (side eyes, lol)!
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Prince gave that song to Sinead.. Cause he's cool like that..:)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
This was fun as always.. Good night dear ones.. Sweet dreams..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Ladies, y'all are pulling them out tonight, damn this is some good music! Never heard of Willie DeVille (Mink DeVille maybe) or Modern English, I will be plumbing their histories.
Boredas, I'm envious of whatever knowledge you have of classical music, we used to have two or three stations here, right around the time I finally got into it the business changed and the stations went kaput. Bastards. But you wanna talk about english women singers, oh lord, so many good ones. We could have a night on them alone.
You know Prince wrote that song, right?
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:34am.
Bordie before there was alternative rock... There was
Mink Willie DeVille. He does some great music. It will break your heart.. And move you. Check him out... Spanish Stroll. TR you might remember this;)
http://youtu.be/h3kTKLkC6T4
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His voice in the beginning kind of reminded me of Bob Dylan a little bit. That music actually kind of reminds me of some of the local cajuns bands down here(not Zydeco), the twang in how he talks. Very interesting indeed. Another interesting person, is of a guy named Unknown Hinson(stage name) he does the voice for a cartoon called Squidbillies, but he's an amazing musician.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJLp7OTAxg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdSgFABwtiw
He plays guitar like a BEAST!
And VOB, at one point when i was about 10, I wanted to be a teacher, then at about 20 I wanted to be a psychologist because it was very close to my heart, and because I wanted to try and help people struggling with Mental illness, but after a few years of college and struggling with my own illness, coming to the realization that I dislike the politics and stress of college, and having to go for 8+ plus years kind of derailed that. After I settled for a degree in business, I called it quits. Lmao!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bordie.. That's so gorgeous..have you ever thought about teaching?
I don't know what you do.. But you are young., and so smart.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bammer my Dad had diabetes.. It made him impossible..
So I do understand. Hugs.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Perfect summary, He must be crazy on ambien full time now. Those pictures are embarrassing.
VOB, Sinead's voice like that song is timeless. I always thought she took way more criticism and shit than she should have taken for her SNL performance.
I love classical. This isn't Mozart, but it's one of my favorite pieces of music. It's really beautiful. It just sounds cosmic with the beauty of nature intertwined(I'm not smoking drugs I swear)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxrB41PMhw
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bordie before there was alternative rock... There was
Mink Willie DeVille. He does some great music. It will break your heart.. And move you. Check him out... Spanish Stroll. TR you might remember this;)
http://youtu.be/h3kTKLkC6T4
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
You horz are making me so nostalgic! Gotta offer this clip. To this day, I would ride Glen Tillbrook like a race horse in the Kentuc...
Never mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgiQlVeuty
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:01am.
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Hey veebs, you doin okay I hope. Mom's not doin well, her blood sugar's been runnin high and she's fightin me. Gotta take her to the doctor Wednesday. She wants to do what she wanna do and have me fix things when she goes too far. Pfffft, parents.
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:18am.
LOve this song. He's gone now.. Might be too eclectic..
http://youtu.be/6uipDEjfLsg
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OH SWEET SHIT! HOTSLUT!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:14am.
@boredas,
Aw hell naw you music stealin' slut!!! That's exactly the song I was gonna pull up until I saw his duet with LS down there and that reminded me of Been around the World. Thief! lols
Back when I had my "playa" ride, I had his greatest hits cd. Perfect for blasting right around dusk and cruising the streets in the summertime. Barry is the MAN.
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Bwhahahahaha >:)!
I agree, I fucking love Barry White. I heard when his music came out the population went up 9 months later. Idk how true that is, but him and sade are love makin music DEFINITELY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6DQavhJUrk
Love the fuckin shit out of some SADE! Beyonce and all these other bitches today NEED TO BOW THE FUCK DOWN!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bored.. You have great taste,
The first time I heard that song I cried..
It was so beautiful. No shame in Mozart btw..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
LOve this song. He's gone now.. Might be too eclectic..
http://youtu.be/6uipDEjfLsg
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB! I've not heard much of the Pet Shop Boys. I'm surprised at how diverse music from the 80s was. I think if I had to go with anything from that era, it'd be the hair metal or like, The Cure/The Smiths/Morrissey...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Okay real talk...One of the first songs/videos, I remember sitting down, liking, and just being mesmerized by was this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
Idk why. I must have been about 4 or 5(so 1989/90). I know I wasn't in school yet. And I remember I was at my grandmother's house, sitting down on the floor, and this song came on and I remember just stopping in my tracks and watching the whole thing. I don't know if it was her face, or voice or what, but this is one of the first songs(along with Dokken and Mozart,don't judge me, I was a weird kid) I really remember getting in to a loving.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@boredas,
Aw hell naw you music stealin' slut!!! That's exactly the song I was gonna pull up until I saw his duet with LS down there and that reminded me of Been around the World. Thief! lols
Back when I had my "playa" ride, I had his greatest hits cd. Perfect for blasting right around dusk and cruising the streets in the summertime. Barry is the MAN.
Anyways, I luvs mah grooves...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niEYaeYa72U
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
oh no! you guys are taking me back with the videos!!!
did you already do this one?
http://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls
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God don't like ugly.
Try this..
http://youtu.be/p3j2NYZ8FKs
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:01am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:53pm.
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HAHAHAHHAHA!! Oh believe me, I saw it too and I was gettin' there. But first a few more. I love that period between 1979 and say, 1984...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmGxh1FhtxE
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Holy crap! Doc from Back to the Future looks like Shit! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Pq0xYr3L4
Three years before I was born. DAT HAIR DOE!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:53pm.
You know what's funny? When I clicked on that, this popped up in the suggestions along side it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
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SLAPPIN' DAH BAAAS
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HIGHHIGHYYYYYYAY!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Hey Bammers.. How's your Moms? Bowing down per...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:53pm.
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HAHAHAHHAHA!! Oh believe me, I saw it too and I was gettin' there. But first a few more. I love that period between 1979 and say, 1984...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmGxh1FhtxE
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:54pm.
Mm hmmm, dat's what I said. Bow down! lols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heC6BCHuIAA
p.s. Anything from Irish today?
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Mhm, HOWEVER!!! SHE DID cover this sexy chocolate velvet teddy bear mothafucka...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdSYF0WxyE
PS: she did post. scroll down. We all wished her and her doodooshoot a speedy recovery.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:59pm.
Poppy..
Mine was too.. We get long now.. Go figure.
He didn't expect me to fight back.. SUPRISE.
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you are appreciated.
Poppy..
Mine was too.. We get long now.. Go figure.
He didn't expect me to fight back.. SUPRISE.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@Bam
She checked in earlier today on OP. Tests in the next few days, but still has her wunnerful sense of humor. As one hor said, we are pulling for her sphincter!
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:53pm.
You know what's funny? When I clicked on that, this popped up in the suggestions along side it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
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SLAPPIN' DAH BAAAS
VOB - i did read that, and thanks for passing it on to me. i am obsessed with this case. too close to home.
i am very glad that the rights of the victim are being aggressively protected. i hope she can ge some comfort from that. and i hope that it gives the message to the world at large that rape is NOT a joke, harassing the victims will not be tolerated, and that no matter who you think you are, positive consent is required for any sexual act to take place.
the Ohio Attorney General made a statement about pursuing the case further, and what he said gave me some hope. I think we forget, as adults, how much faith we placed in the logic of the larger adult world when we were kids. When you see that some kids are allowed to get away with murder, and some kids are disposable, you just desperately want to be on the "winning" side. i think that's why i reject the idea that the rapists and their "rape crew" are monsters - they were trying to be warriors, but they crossed a line that they weren't fully aware they had to obey. because they were special. they were #winning, and in the adult world, winners don't pay consequences, winners are pimps, winners get to say "that's MY pussy", and women seem to want it that way.
anyway, the AG's press conference is here:
http://youtu.be/53rc5iiQuQ0
start at about 7:20 to hear his perspective on the situation.
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God don't like ugly.
Mm hmmm, dat's what I said. Bow down! lols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heC6BCHuIAA
p.s. Anything from Irish today?
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:49pm.
Poppy maybe this will ease you out faster. Every top lawyer in your area can be consulted but not retained by your husband. Because they have net with him, they can't take you on as a client. It's called muddying the water. Get a lawyer woman!
Set the one you want before he blocks you.
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I had family there, and they were enraged. It does help to ease me out faster. They gave me the exact same advice that you are giving me. I'm terrified, but at least I'm not in denial anymore. I'm really scared. When my husband is angry and threatened he is a very scary person, and I don't want to be on the other side of that.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:45pm.
Bow down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SUZRzp7Sg
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You know what's funny? When I clicked on that, this popped up in the suggestions along side it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I see Bams what the fuck and raise it with this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
Even though I love this fucking song and I love this fucking band
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Poppy maybe this will ease you out faster. Every top lawyer in your area can be consulted but not retained by your husband. Because they have met with him, they can't take you on as a client. It's called muddying the water. Get a lawyer woman!
Set the one you want before he blocks you.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:45pm.
Bow down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SUZRzp7Sg
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WHAT.THE.FUCK. on so many levels lol
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Exactly. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts do this song justice, but I like the original too, it's just a little too mellow for my taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFyc5K2u3eU
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:45pm.
Bow down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SUZRzp7Sg
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WHAT.THE.FUCK. on so many levels lol
@VOB
Ahhhh, yes. "You can play hard. Or you can play soft. But soft will do it every time." In what nutsack's world? ;)
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Bow down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0SUZRzp7Sg
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"How'd you know what he wants? Are you a 'tard whisperer or somethin?" "Say that agin I'll kill ye."