Khloe Kardashian Sniffed Kim And Kourtney’s Koochies To See Whose Smells Better

March 18, 2013 / Posted by:

If that headline didn’t make your genitals shrivel up and fall off your body before slithering out the door, then watching this clip from last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami will.

During last night’s episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle, Khloe Kartrashian tells Kim and the slow one that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so they put it the test. Dumping an entire Domino sugar factory into Kim’s koochie couldn’t make it sweet, but she goes for it anyway. At around the 32:30 mark in the video above, Kim and Kourtney take turns wiping their chochas on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff on. Khloe tells the camera, “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?” There’s so many things these bitches can do as sisters. They can throw themselves into oncoming traffic. They can hold hands and jump into an active volcano together. They can feed themselves to wolves. They can do so many things!

After smelling Kim and Kourtney’s pussy fumes, Khloe declares Kim the winner.

A wookie must have a weak sense of smell, because any other person would’ve fallen to the floor, convulsed and started foaming at the mouth once they sniffed Kim’s kunt kreme. The producers of Dirty Jobs wanted Mike Rowe to work as Kim’s gyno for one episode and even he couldn’t say yes to that.

Either this pussy smelling contest was rigged or Bruce Jenner was hiding in the other room and Kim wiped her cloth between his butt cheeks, because you know he smells like a sugar cube dipped in hummingbird juice. I swear, these sucio slags. I kan’t with them.

And here’s KKK’s kreator, Pimp Mama Kris, at the launch of Chunky Rob’s sock line in Las Vegas. I’m surprised Kim and Kourtney didn’t rub their boxes one of Rob’s socks. PMK is slipping, because she definitely missed that product placement opportunity.

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