Khloe Kardashian Sniffed Kim And Kourtney's Koochies To See Whose Smells Better
If that headline didn't make your genitals shrivel up and fall off your body before slithering out the door, then watching this clip from last night's episode of Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami will.
During last night's episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle, Khloe Kartrashian tells Kim and the slow one that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so they put it the test. Dumping an entire Domino sugar factory into Kim's koochie couldn't make it sweet, but she goes for it anyway. At around the 32:30 mark in the video above, Kim and Kourtney take turns wiping their chochas on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff on. Khloe tells the camera, "We're sisters, if I can't smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?" There's so many things these bitches can do as sisters. They can throw themselves into oncoming traffic. They can hold hands and jump into an active volcano together. They can feed themselves to wolves. They can do so many things!
After smelling Kim and Kourtney's pussy fumes, Khloe declares Kim the winner.
A wookie must have a weak sense of smell, because any other person would've fallen to the floor, convulsed and started foaming at the mouth once they sniffed Kim's kunt kreme. The producers of Dirty Jobs wanted Mike Rowe to work as Kim's gyno for one episode and even he couldn't say yes to that.
Either this pussy smelling contest was rigged or Bruce Jenner was hiding in the other room and Kim wiped her cloth between his butt cheeks, because you know he smells like a sugar cube dipped in hummingbird juice. I swear, these sucio slags. I kan't with them.
And here's KKK's kreator, Pimp Mama Kris, at the launch of Chunky Rob's sock line in Las Vegas. I'm surprised Kim and Kourtney didn't rub their boxes one of Rob's socks. PMK is slipping, because she definitely missed that product placement opportunity.
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Oh jesus christ. Now PMK is starting with the peplum too now. This family is the textbook definition of "fashion victims."Pmk must be so proud of Fat Rob and his Socks. Now he has a purpose in life. At least it wasn't him smelling their vagina cheese right? Good lord. I can't believe they made me type that
When I need help sticking to my diet I will just reread this thread.
OT who the hell dues this? Nasty ass hoes!
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
Submitted by Lexi lane on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 9:46pm.
They are way too sexual with each other, it is so not normal!
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Umm... I didn't want to say it but I've sure as heck thought it. We'd scream if anyone got in our curler space. This is nuts. Creepy.
How gay is Rob Kardashian? Poor thing. Looks like she's eating her feelings. Kudos to him for turning a fetish into a career.
They are so disgusting but Kourtney and Kim did have a threesome with some guy when they were teens so this shouldn't surprise me.
Good God....these whore's get more vile by the minute.
But 'Chunky Rob' made me LOL for rea!!!! Hahaha
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Jeeez.. :/
Jezebel is a website that glorifies fat people trust me, they go in there and act like if about being obese like is a talent or a disability when most of them just have to put the fork down.
These who'res will do anything I mean anything for attention. I saw kris humpties and he is a fame who're too, he was walking around trying to get recognized
And all of you are more talented entretaining prettier etc.. Than most reality tv
Ps I saw Yoko Ono on sat morning and she smiled at me
Wow, Rob looks SO stoked about his sock line.
yeah right
A glimpse of you/was all it took/A strangers glance/it got me hooked/I followed you/across the stars/I looked for you/in seedy bars
well this makes a day in my life look much more interesting. I've never seen this show until now. I wish I were blind now so I would see no evil.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
PMK is 30 times worse than WO. She's worse than Joe Jackson. At least Joe had talented progeny.
As everyone else said, imagine how those poor kids are going to feel, seeing their mothers behave this way. Well, they probably won't realize it's wrong until the other kids at school enlighten them
WHAT! THE! FUCK!
Christ Almighty.... she sniffed the napkins?? The mind boggles.
And the male one looks so pleased to be selling socks.
Yeah, sisters in idiocy.
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PMK got more baby bump than KK. And those aren't socks, they're puzzy wipes.
I detest these pigs even more and I didn't think that was possible.
As others have mentioned, imagine how messed up the kids will be. Years of therapy, so make as much $ as you can now, pigs.
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Bacon Slut: That is a GREAT idea! Maybe try telling them that bubonic plague serum is better than Botox?
Huffing your sisters' vag wipes...just who is in the demographic they're going for with this? The mind boggles; all reason fails.
the thing about being comfortable with your vagina is great but this is some kind of Not-sexy "sexy" scandal that the little ratface mom cooked up. They're gross.
Also, haha BaconSlut!
Helmets on boys, it's time for the four horsemen to riiiide...just imagine if the whole world blew up and all that was left as a record of the accomplishments of man was this episode of those three twats. Jesus, Joseph and Mary, what have we come to?
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I'm hoping that someone tells them that drinking arsenic will make them look younger.
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Fucking. Disgusting. Whores.
And at least 2 of these are/will be moms?
When I hear someone say they watch this shit, I already know what the fuck I'm dealing with. So far, it hasn't disappointed...it's like dumb-ass-dar or whore-dar.
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The Yeti can't help herself, can she? Must be some kind of Yeti instinct, because shit like that ain't human - not with your siblings.
Why is PMK wearing ankle bracelets?
what won't those skanky hicks lower themselves to?
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Hey, Kardashians-- I heard that eating indian food makes your farts smell AMAZING!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
So glad I didn't know this until tonight: Fat Rob is a Kartrashian. Now I'm thinking - are those crappy socks his own thing or PMK's?
PMK's shoes look like ankle monitors. That's the nicest thing I can say about this post. That family is beyond disgusting.
PMK needs another layer of spackle. Looks like her nose is heading south. And Fat Rob's not happy. I wouldn't be, either, if PMK was the only ho I could hire to sell my socks. Gat damn, that didn't sound right ....
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 8:31
"Jezebel isn't a feminist website. It only pretends to be.
A real feminist would point out that there's nothing feminist about the Kardashians. They are the living embodiment of the pornsick 'beauty' standards and compulsory hypersexuality that is expected of all women in this sick society."
h...he...hello, Migraineuse.
I love you even though you terrify me.
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They are all so fucking gross. Their kids are going to be fucking MORTIFIED by shit like this when they get older.
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How am I going to keep myself away from me?
LMFAO @ Oh Dave!!!
Good thing Khloe didn't wipe and sniff PMK! Her cloth would've smelled like the dick cheese of like 15 different men, Bruce Jenner's not included of course.
Cant! Cant Cant! *sputters* I fucking cant and I wont. * awaits the strait jacket, morphine drip and padded cell*
They are way too sexual with eachother, it is so not normal! Khloes slaps their asses and grabs their boobs and now she smell their private areas, khloe disgusts me, they all do, but i think she is the worst
To the male dlisters, I have to ask, would this turn any man on? I think it is immensely disgusting but sometimes guys like the idea of sister orgies in porn. I'm just wondering who the fuck these slags are aiming their vulgarity at...
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THIS is why Ryan Seacrest needs to DIE!
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Love-child of Liza Minnelli and Michael Bolton.
(a) A sock line?! A fucken SOCK line??!! Are you fucken kidding me????
(b) What the fuck happened to that pimpin bitch's nose?? Fuck, that looks gnarly. It's twisted and misshapen as fuck.
(c) Vag sniffing? Anything for controversy. These hoes will do ANYTHING for attention. Oh well, Kim's pushing 33, Kourney's 34, the other one's pushing 30 .... they're losing their demographic so it won't be long now. Arseholes.
Oh .... and we all know how the XFactor turned out .... bwahaha
Reason #345438 why I cancelled cable ....
::olfactory hallucination of sulfur and brimstone:: ::gack::
I have 2 older sisters and the thought of this makes me want to VOMIT!!!
Someone must have used lots and lots of Febreeze
Submitted by crankenstein on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 8:52pm.
they have ten producres for thsi piece of shit? i dont' understand.
Roughly two per pussy.
they have ten producres for thsi piece of shit? i dont' understand.
Truly, truly VULGAR!
I'm super close to my siblings, but this is something I would never do. How awkward and weird.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 7:25pm.
Some dingbat on Jez was defending them this morning. I went to copy and paste the comment but it's gone. Basically said "i thought this was a feminist website! These women are comfortable and open with each other. We all have vaginas. So grow up.". HAHAHAHAHA!
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Jezebel isn't a feminist website. It only pretends to be.
A real feminist would point out that there's nothing feminist about the Kardashians. They are the living embodiment of the pornsick 'beauty' standards and compulsory hypersexuality that is expected of all women in this sick society.
A fake feminist website, on the other hand, would repackage celebrity drivel and stupid beauty 'n' fashion crap as feisty and spunky and liberating so that the women who buy it can feel good without actually doing good.
Real feminism will never be embraced by the mainstream media, because it is unglamorous, unprofitable and unpopular.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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Gag!!! I have sisters and... I don't think so! These people are gross.
And they make millions with such heady TV fare? I thought the meek were supposed to inherit the earth, not some empty-brained, pussy-sniffing twats?