Afternoon Crumbs

March 18, 2013 / Posted by:

The pristine pearl that is CoCo celebrates the day she rolled out of an oyster and she does so while a black straw tries to resist the urge to motoraboat her chichis – Hollywood Tuna

Your nana and Bradley Cooper have another thing in common. Not only do they both slobber all over Victor Garber, but they both maintain their beauty with the help of perm rods  – Lainey Gossip

Well, if Mel Gibson ever starts a football team, this dude will be the captain – Towleroad

K-Wellfed’s FUPA can’t and won’t be tamed – The Superficial 

Finally, picture proof that Jodie Marsh’s precious vagine is an infinite white light of holiness – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

GOOPY Paltrow almost died from having a miscarriage – Celebitchy

Vin Diesel’s twin looks a lot like Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty and I can’t believe I still know that Find Me Guilty existed once – The Berry 

Carnie Wilson has Bell’s palsy – ICYDK

Taylor Swift is either posing in a photo shoot or she’s jumping on a trampoline to look over the wall that surrounds Harry Styles’ house – Popoholic

Lil Wayne is alive, but he’s still in a bad way – IDLYITW

The Bad Girls Club All-Star season should take place in a quarantine tent – Reality Tea

These Miley Cyrus bikini pictures look like grainy stills from an all-chipmunk version of The Legend of Billie Jean Just Jared

And here’s Chris Pratt’s waxed ass – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

This is pretty much how I react when I have to go to a wedding too – Videogum

Hillary Clinton is all for gay marriage – Jezebel

Chris Hemsworth dipped his head in a bowl of peroxide and is still hot – Popsugar

Keyshia Cole will not bow down to BeyonceCrunk + Disorderly

Danny Boyle is seriously sucking the hotness out of Rosario Dawson I’m Not Obsessed

Liev Schreiber saves lives! – SOW

Mark-Paul Gosselaar was a Rock of Love Bus slut before Rock of Love Bus sluts existed. I still would. – Buzzfeed

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