Afternoon Crumbs
The pristine pearl that is CoCo celebrates the day she rolled out of an oyster and she does so while a black straw tries to resist the urge to motoraboat her chichis – Hollywood Tuna
Your nana and Bradley Cooper have another thing in common. Not only do they both slobber all over Victor Garber, but they both maintain their beauty with the help of perm rods – Lainey Gossip
Well, if Mel Gibson ever starts a football team, this dude will be the captain – Towleroad
K-Wellfed’s FUPA can’t and won’t be tamed – The Superficial
Finally, picture proof that Jodie Marsh’s precious vagine is an infinite white light of holiness – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
GOOPY Paltrow almost died from having a miscarriage – Celebitchy
Vin Diesel’s twin looks a lot like Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty and I can’t believe I still know that Find Me Guilty existed once – The Berry
Carnie Wilson has Bell’s palsy – ICYDK
Taylor Swift is either posing in a photo shoot or she’s jumping on a trampoline to look over the wall that surrounds Harry Styles’ house – Popoholic
Lil Wayne is alive, but he’s still in a bad way – IDLYITW
The Bad Girls Club All-Star season should take place in a quarantine tent – Reality Tea
These Miley Cyrus bikini pictures look like grainy stills from an all-chipmunk version of The Legend of Billie Jean – Just Jared
And here’s Chris Pratt’s waxed ass – (NSFWish) OMG Blog
This is pretty much how I react when I have to go to a wedding too – Videogum
Hillary Clinton is all for gay marriage – Jezebel
Chris Hemsworth dipped his head in a bowl of peroxide and is still hot – Popsugar
Keyshia Cole will not bow down to Beyonce – Crunk + Disorderly
Danny Boyle is seriously sucking the hotness out of Rosario Dawson – I’m Not Obsessed
Liev Schreiber saves lives! – SOW
Mark-Paul Gosselaar was a Rock of Love Bus slut before Rock of Love Bus sluts existed. I still would. – Buzzfeed