Oh, It's Just The Silver Fox Sucking On Cub Scout Madge's Face
When I first saw these pictures last night, I cringed so hard I turned straight for a quick second before turning gay again. The sight of The Silver Fox putting his mouth on Madge while she was dressed like a cub scout made my sexuality spin a full 360 degrees and back again. All of Anderson Cooper's big gay dreams came true last night when he accepted the Vito Russo Award from Scoutmaster Madge at the GLAAD Awards in NYC last night. Every coconut flake on my Samoa burnt, curled and fell off.
Madge came to the GLAAD Awards dressed in complete cub scout drag to let the Boy Scouts of America know that as long as they stay anti-gay, she'll never enroll Baby Brahim in their organization. (Click here to see Madge's speech.) Madge is kind of giving me a "Little Debbie's memaw in a remake of Troop Beverly Hills" vibe. Speaking of Troop Beverly Hills, I know the Girl Scouts and the Boy Scouts are totally different, but Madge still missed an opportunity to do a disco remix version of COOKIE TIME! That really would've given the GLAAD Awards the ultimate gay moment it needed.
And here's Anderson getting himself a mouthful of Madge while accepting his award last night:
You know that part where he thanks his partner Benjamin? Yeah, I already dubbed over that to make him say, "my stalker Michael K."
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Wait...am I the only one pointing out that Madonna is beginning to look like Amanda Lepore?
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it's cool of you to support gay rights Vadge, and stick up for a cause and all, but sometimes the way in which you do it doesn't always help, case in big fucking point. can you imagine what she earned merit badges for? boy toying, fillers, extreme yoga.
Uggh, I'd rather see wrinkles than the grotesque plastic surgery face. You notice she always has her neck and her hands covered. Haven't invented anything that will make get rid of those wrinkles yet. Seriously, age gracefully people. If you're 60, you're gonna have wrinkles. Deal with it..you look ridiculous with all the fillers, facelift crap.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I may be one of the last supporters of Madonna...I have loved her since 1983 and still love her music....but damn, even I am starting to get dismayed....her face! it looks so big on her little body...and the fillers and the tightness! why couldn't she have just aged naturally? she was looking fine before she resorted to all this terrible face-work....she looks like Amanda Lepore and I don't mean that in a good way!
Old bag fish like to kiss homosexuals because nobody else will kiss an old bag fish.
She's morphing into Jocelyn Wildenstein. And I'm sure he wouldn't kiss full on on the lips if she were dressed like a female, so the whole thing is twisted!
"...And then, while dressed as a sexy seven-year-old boy, I'll make out with a prominent gay man! Now THERE'S an image that'll stop homophobic bigotry in its tracks!"
- The brilliant thought process that led to the rest of this classic Madonna fuckery.
"I'm going to use the GLAAD awards to protest the Scouts anti-gay policy by dressing up as a seven-year-old boy. But, like, a SEXY seven-year-old boy."
- The brilliant thought process that led to Madonna's outfit.
Anderson can pretend to be all prim and proper like a lady on Brideshead Revisited.
but in the evening (Sheryl Lee Ralph), the real anderson comes alive...i can feel it..feel it... close your eyes now..something happens that i cant describe...
basically he becomes a spit swapping whore.
Nadya Ginsburg should be a Hot Slut of the Day. Her impersonation of Madonna is genius - http://youtu.be/-tLXovTxM4I
"let me give you this award so I have an excuse to grab your ass". Cringe. Looks like the cheeks have been freshly inflated.
And what did that albino get an award for? For coming out at age 50? What were the other 3 for, staying in the closet? I mean yeah he's a great journalist, but come on.
@Rande, lol Thank goodness for the perfectly accessorized glove thingies.
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What is that stupid outfit Madonna is wearing?
Too bad she didn't try to age gracefully.. She looks like an idiot.
Her children must be throughly embarrassed.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:02pm.
Did she lose a bet?
LOL. Well, she bet she could stop time, but she only froze it. Those hands!
Did she lose a bet?
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
I hate Madonna and Anderson Cooper. And why do they keep giving these awards to gays who have lied about their sexuality every chance they got? First my beloved Ricky Martin, now this loser, and whoever else before them. Shouldn't they give it to people who were out and proud from the beginning, instead of applauding and celebrating gays who came out only when it was convenient (I.e. after they made their millions)? Aren't the brave ones more deserving of that Vito whatever award?
I'm not gay and don't care if so-and-so in Hollywood comes out or not, but I don't see the point of awarding people who are basically liars over the braver folks in Hollywood, whoever those people are.
I love Anderson..I love Madonna.
I needed to get that out of my chest here.
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They photoshopped Wayland Flowers out of all of Madge's pictures.
Hello Baby Jane.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Why did MK leave out the "your face scares me" tag?
Jeez, Madonna looks like shit. I don't know what saddens me most, the surgeries and the fillers or the way she tries too hard, always craving for attention; she doesn't need that.
I hope she stops acting like a fool, or converts to Islam and starts wearing a burqa and spare us her horrible looks.
Or maybe I should just stop looking at her face, but it's mesmerising.
Holy fuck, Madonna's face has morphed into a goddamned hot air balloon with all that filler. She looks ridiculous.
Madonna looks grotesque. She is looking more and more like those plastic surgery folks that end up looking like cats or something. And that glam, 40s hair doesnt go with that godawful boy scouts outfits. It just makes her look like a retarded down syndrome child palying dress up or something - which is ok, not dissing those with Downs - just saying that making yourself look like one seems awfully misguided and tacky especially when you are in yuor mid 50s.
And the whole Anderson Cooper making out with her is disgusting because i wonder if he imagines those are little boy scouts he is making out with which would be gross at best. Like "oh i would love to make out with little boys but since there are none (and it is illegal), i am going to pretend to make out with one who pretends to be one."
Yeah, gross. Way to send the wrong message about gays by making out with the image of a young- boy inadvertently connecting homosexuality with pedophilia. Wow.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
She officially looks like my mom now. My mom is 69 years old. Enough with the face, Madge!
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It's finally happened. Madonna has turned into Mae West, circa the later years, the "Myra Breckinridge" years.
Holy shit, Annie Oakley, you might want to get that wig back to wardrobe before midnight.
This is the hottest Madonna has been for me since 1992. Sorry Miguel!
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She looks good, for a drag queen - an opportunistic drag queen.
Omg holy jeeebus this Stunt Ho really needs to grow olde gracefully already.
SHADE SHADE SHADE !!!
& highly unfappable indeed !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Hmm. Shade. Her face is looking ridiculous and wearing the scouting uniform is saying what exactly? She supports them? Support the kids, malign the rule makers Madge. If she worn an SS uniform, what message would that be? Silly opportunist and a mixed message.
Submitted by Osage Okie on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:36pm.
Yep, she went the Cher route, kept her music big in gay bars. They were attracted to her outlandish dress/behavior..much like Madonna's..and these women knew how to make the most money off it.
Gaga tries to go the same route...hoping she'll be a gay favorite. Keeps her relevant and knows they'll promote her everywhere. Came out with "Born This Way" just to cement her popularity among them.
Sad that homosexuals can't see how they're getting played to make more money for those profiting off the gay-controlled media and entertainment industry.
wow she looks hideous
horrible 40's hair style
hooker red lipstick
on an old ladies face
How ironic, she fucks youngsters so is saying gays will fuck youngsters too?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Osage Okie on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:36pm.
Madge has always been an opportunist. Before people start giving her kudos for supporting the gays waaayyy back in the 80s, that too was her protecting the core of her fan base. You dont kill the goose that is laying golden eggs, thus Madge was just protecting her bottom line and her popularity.
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Madonna was friends with a lot of gay men who contracted (photographer Herb Ritts) HIV or died from AIDS (artist Keith Haring). She was personally touched by this disease it wasn't just some marketing ploy.
Agree and disagree. While gays are her core fan base, you usually don't hit diamond status like she did with several of her 80s albums, I believe, pandering to just one part of your fan base. You have to appeal to a lot of people, including midwesterners and bible beaters. Her stance on gay rights helped her sell records to some, but could just as easily been off putting to others.
Regardless of intent, it's good she does it.
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Yuck.
Madge has always been an opportunist. Before people start giving her kudos for supporting the gays waaayyy back in the 80s, that too was her protecting the core of her fan base. You dont kill the goose that is laying golden eggs, thus Madge was just protecting her bottom line and her popularity.
Madge does give good speech and she's been consistent through the years, I'll give her that. The message of her speech was well done. ;p The Silver Fox's jump at her was still surprising, lol.
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Submitted by jelliebean on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 2:49pm.
I agree. But sadly she's too much of a coward to court controversy with people who might actually THREATEN her.
After all, what do gays getting legally murdered in the Middle-East or female genital mutilation matter to the Vadge? She makes jabs at the REAL threat: an organization of little boys in the US!
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I, too, applaud her for being all for gay rights in the late 80s and early 90s when it was neither popular nor completely commonplace to do so. Having said that, the costume was a little over the top. Why so literal, Madge?
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she is nothing but a disgusting opportunist.
All tweets and ohhh no she didn't rants at her overpriced concerts.
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The thing is that Madonna has always been pro-gay rights and was an AIDS activist in the '80's before it was popular, so I have to give her props for that. However, the Boy Scout uniform is famewhoring. She surely does believe the Boy Scouts should let in gay scouts but dressing up like one doesn't accomplish the goal. And she looks horrible. Her last bout of horrible surgery seemed to be settling down and she does this?She might as well go full Real Housewives and do the fake tan and skanky hair.
This is a nightmare worthy combination.
Madge's overly plastic shot up pulled back tucked nipped and tweaked face on an anorexic boys body...
I shutter at how her daughter will turn out. She could have more issues than Vogue Magazine.
I have watched the transformation of Madonnas face over the years and have to laugh when people say she looks great.
Did they not see her sagging weathered haggard face prior to the knife?
As for Anderson, can't stand his laugh..
Awh, c'mon everyone, cool your cunt jets and rev 'em up for someone who actually deserves it.
In spite of whatever state her face was in at the time, Madonna made a good speech and was surprisingly unguarded and very cool that night, humorous too. I liked her speech.
Everybody's just slinging easy barbs at her for sport.
The objects of her desires keep getting younger and younger.
Those Korean plastic surgery tumblrs are fascinating.
With all that money spent on her face, she couldn't spring for a Zoom teeth whitening?
And maybe if she'd change up the gloves every now and then, she'd fool people into thinking it was part of her outfit instead of a pathetic attempt to hide her grotesque veins.
Now, why did I imagine Madge lunging at the Silver Fox, and not the other way around? lol. The scout outfit on the Grand Memaw ... why didn't Andy wear one too? hehehe
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