Oh, It’s Just The Silver Fox Sucking On Cub Scout Madge’s Face

March 17, 2013 / Posted by:

When I first saw these pictures last night, I cringed so hard I turned straight for a quick second before turning gay again. The sight of The Silver Fox putting his mouth on Madge while she was dressed like a cub scout made my sexuality spin a full 360 degrees and back again. All of Anderson Cooper’s big gay dreams came true last night when he accepted the Vito Russo Award from Scoutmaster Madge at the GLAAD Awards in NYC last night. Every coconut flake on my Samoa burnt, curled and fell off.

Madge came to the GLAAD Awards dressed in complete cub scout drag to let the Boy Scouts of America know that as long as they stay anti-gay, she’ll never enroll Baby Brahim in their organization. (Click here to see Madge’s speech.) Madge is kind of giving me a “Little Debbie’s memaw in a remake of Troop Beverly Hills” vibe.  Speaking of Troop Beverly Hills, I know the Girl Scouts and the Boy Scouts are totally different, but Madge still missed an opportunity to do a disco remix version of COOKIE TIME! That really would’ve given the GLAAD Awards the ultimate gay moment it needed.

And here’s Anderson getting himself a mouthful of Madge while accepting his award last night:

You know that part where he thanks his partner Benjamin? Yeah, I already dubbed over that to make him say, “my stalker Michael K.”

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