Birthday Sluts

Coco is 34? Never would have guessed. For some reason all these bitches with this look seem like they're the same age to me. Pam Anderson, Coco, Courtney Stodden. I assume they're all a certain age because getting that much plastic surgery takes a couple of years and getting your hair that long but dried and bleached out also takes some years.

Thanks for the Birthday wishes! Means a lot! :)

30 isn't so bad. However, I did come home a bit tipsy last night and slathered half a jar of face cream all of my face...just in case haha.

YUCK. Nasty greased up ho.

Belated B-day wishes PHM! XoxO

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

34? Possibly 5 years ago.

Happy birthday PHM and Modelspiceboi

Happy Birthday to the beautiful Natalie Zea.
HBD Billy Corgan, Rob Lowe, Patrick Duffy and Kurt Russell!

Happy Birthday PHM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope it was great :)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

PHM and Modelspiceboi Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a wonderful and enjoyable day with lots of cake and ice cream. ;p

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Oh come on! Maybe her tits are 34 yrs old.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Happy birthday modelspiceboi and prettyhatemachine! Lovely day to be born on.

An Irish Birthday Blessing

May you live a long life
Full of gladness and health
With a pocket full of gold
As the least of your wealth
May the dreams you hold dearest
Be those which come true
May the kindness you spread,
Keep returning to you.

Happy Birthday!

HB Caroline Corr... she and her sisters are all so pretty, she was my first crush and eventually I moved on to Andrea. No chance of a Corrs reunion album, I guess, they're all too busy raising their kids.

HB CoCo, I've got nothing but love for her.

HB Justin, what happened to The Darkness? Last time I heard they were opening up for Lady Caca. Oh how the migthy have fallen.

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Glad you listed both Sweet Valley girls. My local paper put Brittany in but not Cynthia.

34 seems believable for Coco.

LMAO if coco is 34, I'm the Queen of England!

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Love-child of Liza Minnelli and Michael Bolton.

Here's a lovely St. Paddy's Day tribute by an American who goes with his Irish dad back to see the relies.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/09/opinion/the-darkness-of-an-irish-morni...

I also had no damn idea what my relies in Co. Cork were saying, in English, most of the time. When they really wanted to be secretive, the old ones would switch in and out of Gaelic, with little glances and sly smirks. When I told a great uncle and aunt what their whitewashed cottage and modest farm by the sea would fetch in LA, they busted a gut at how "rich" they were.

CoCo (34)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp for breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That's the funniest joke evah! Better than Queen Madge desperately trying to stay relevant wearing that retarded Boy Scout costume.

Thanks! Town is overrun by drunken bums, so for St Paddy's I'm staying in and working. Let me know how 30 feels, as I'll be joining the club sooner rather than later. You're one of my faves here - have a super-duper day! ♡

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 3:06pm.

Thank you, Lucy! My day is just starting! *sips on spiked shamrock shake*

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 2:56pm.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♡ Hope you have (had) a good one xoxo

I looove sharing a Birthday with CoCo! In 4 years when I'm 34, CoCo will be 30.. Magic!

Billy Corgan.....I really liked Smashing Pumpkins, our band use to cover 1979

Rob Lowe.......I think we talked about this last year but I always remember his in the movie Class where Jacqueline Bisset was his mom and Andrew McCarthy was bangin her.

Gary Sinise......Lieutenant Dan!!..I loved Forrest Gump
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Kurt Russell.....Favorite movies Big Trouble In Little China, Escape From New York and Overboard.

Happy Bday Sluts.

HB Gary Sinise and Kurt Russell.

Krappy birthday to Rob Kartrashian.

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You gotta be fresh!

It looks like I share a birthday with some fun people! I think Coco might be knocking a few years off her age (like 2-3) at the most if she is doing it at all. She would have been in high school in the early to mid 90s in Arizona, not the hippest place in the country. So her looking like an early 90s cheer leading disaster seems right.

Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:57pm.
I know what a Tamar Braxton is because of Drag Race, why did everybody freak out about people not knowing who Little Edie was and just give Tamar Braxton a pass?

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Because for some reason Roxxxy gets a pass from the judges and fellow queens.

*edited to properly address your question. The judges actually liked Jinx's performance but in other challenges have chided her over Roxxxy's tired looks.

Mimi, its a seam from where they stuffed in the ass implants.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Screaming MiMi: I think it's a clear strap that keeps the leaf in place. I think. Like those clear bra straps that were supposed to be better than a regular one, but were just as visible. They still have those things?...

Happy Birfday, CoCo.

My theory is that Ice likes to wife-share, but only when he's there. He was pissed she was misbehaving behind his back (which is valid).

I know what a Tamar Braxton is because of Drag Race, why did everybody freak out about people not knowing who Little Edie was and just give Tamar Braxton a pass?

34? yeah, right. laugh of the day right there.

@Screaming MiMi - it's just a skin fold, where her thigh meat is folding against her hip/compressed ass

Justin Hawkins: talentless tosser in a band of talentless tossers.

The only thing(s) 34 years old about Coco are her implants.

Happy Birthday Gary Sinise, Snake Plissken, Bobby Ewing.

What is going on with CoCo's right thigh? Is that a weird line from a stocking? I can't tell, and it's bothering me!

Im going to have a hard time getting the stank off my monitor after this.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

receding hairline

34? Hard to believe. They showed a picture of her with her sister when they were cheerleaders in HS. They looked straight out of the 80s early 90s at the latest.. big bang hair like bret michaels had..

34 is the measurement in inches of one of coco's bum cheeks, not her age!

Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:14pm.

I saw he has a new band. Will check it out when I have time--but I suspect he'll never hit the same heights again. He also had some throat issue back then *cough*crack*cough* that prevented him from singing.

Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 12:16pm.
My friend went as Lt. Dan for Halloween. Sadly, most youngins has no idea who she was.

I hope she didn't have to amputate her legs for authenticity, cuz that would like, suck.

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Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin

That looks so uncomfortable. Being CoCo, I mean.

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Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin

Submitted by Mrs_Newandyke on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:34am.
No shade, Coco was one of the best celebrity judges RuPaul's Drag Race ever had.
She seems like a fun person and she's got a sense of humor as magnificent as her backseat.

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Did you watch last week's? Leslie Jordan was on. I lurve that short little 'mo.

My friend went as Lt. Dan for Halloween. Sadly, most youngins has no idea who she was.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

Damn, that inflated Michelin woman is YOUNGER than me? Wut?

Ps HB to Justin Hawkins! A man in a catsuit is always fine by me...

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 11:14am.
I was sure The Darkness was going to be the Next Big Thing--till drugs and egos got in the way. But that first CD was classic.

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I know, right? I loved those guys. What a shame.

CoCo, more scandalous pictures of you with that rapper surfaced, girl. Shame on you bitch. I hope that Poison Ivy bikini gives you a rash right on your twat...if that rapper didn't give you one already!

Billy Corgan= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Nastay rampant fungal infection...perhaps mold.

Happy birthday to Rob Lowe and all the other b-day sluts today.

Coco girl has a case of alotta algae in vajay.

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I believe Coco is 34. I'll be 34 next month and she looks better than me.

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Lt. Dan comes here to our base at least once a year to perform with his band, so HB to him and YES, I would. And Coco , you are not younger than me. Sorry.

LOOOOVE Kurt Russell. HB to him.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

No shade, Coco was one of the best celebrity judges RuPaul's Drag Race ever had.
She seems like a fun person and she's got a sense of humor as magnificent as her backseat.

I was 12 or 13 when Rob Lowe's sex tape was leaked. He was the first celebrity I can remember to have that happen. What a pioneer! Except Rob's was an actual unwanted leak(*cough* Kardashian *cough*) and if I recall, did not help his career. I still would.

That pic smells of low tide.

Coco was 34.....like 7 or 8 years ago.

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I was sure The Darkness was going to be the Next Big Thing--till drugs and egos got in the way. But that first CD was classic.