Beth Ditto Busted For Disorderly Conduct
The place to be on Saturday morning was in front of Bungalo Bar on Mississippi Avenue in Portland, because Beth Ditto of The Gossip was out on the street drunkenly declaring her love for Obama while kicking her shoes off. Somewhere Beyonce is pfft-ing at all of this, because not a day goes by when she isn't drunkenly declaring her love for Obama while ripping her wig off.
Willamette Week (via Kelly Green Blog) says that around 1am on Saturday, Beth Ditto was turning it loose at Bungalo Bar and she wanted to fill her veins with more drops of the sweet nectar when the bartender said the five dreaded words every party time bitch hates to hear: "You is cut off, slut!" Beth didn't let that slow her roll down. She walked out of the bar, kicked off her shoes and sashayed into the middle of the street while screaming, "Obama! Obama!" Beth's friends were trying to get her into the car when the cops showed up and ruined the party.
The cops were already down the street arresting some dude for tagging a wall, so they saw Beth screaming in the middle of the street. They arrested her and charged her with second-degree disorderly conduct.
If anybody deserved to be arrested, it was those cops. How unpatriotic of them to arrest a drunken ho who is doing some belated campaigning for Obama. America is supposed to be the land of the free and the definition of "free" is screaming in the middle of the street while drunk off your ass. But even though Beth's buzz was killed, she still kept it glamorous for the cameras. She looks like a chola who rolled out of bed, quickly dressed up her eyelids with a Sharpie and then walked on over to the corner bakery to buy some pan dulce for her vato. Early morning chola stunningess.
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Oh come now! A drunk woman kicks off her shoes and starts yelling in the middle of the street so she gets arrested? Hell, that's like everyday at breakfast when I was a kid. Get something better to do cops!
its a teenage roseanne barr
or a fat, young madonna
She acts and looks like your typical Obama supporter.
says a typical republican dumbass
its a teenage roseanne barr
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lmao, my 6 year old stepdaughter gave herself the very same haircut! thought she'd done a butcher job but she was only copying Ditto, wtg my little monkey! not letting her do the chola brows tho as funny as those pics would be, think there might be laws or some shit.
What's with this bizarre worship of Obama? I like the guy but for fucks sake there are people walking around acting like he is some sort of a fucking God. It's as bizarre as the people who think he's the devil.
I don't get that whole cat eye look. 90% of the time it looks like shit.
Her skin looks good though.
i really liked that song she did years ago when she was the "it" girl when the shallow entertainment industry made her the "it girl" cuz she had dark hair, tattoos, a curvy girl and the cream of the crop, a lesbian as well.
can't sell the alternative message better than landing a lesbian.
Should have done it tonight..there was some crazy ass line of 7 sirens plus unmarked narcs flying down Glisan in NE earlier..they had bigger fish to fry +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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I think she actually looks better here. Did she lose weight? I love her anyway. : )
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Better than you, obviously a teabagging Palin loving freak.
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Submitted by panhandler on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 10:48pm.
She acts and looks like your typical Obama supporter. *snicker*
Love those steer horns on the eyeliner. The eyebrows are perfection. Muy bien, amiga.
She acts and looks like your typical Obama supporter.
*snicker*
Chortle for "belated campaigning."
She looks good in that picture. It's a good picture. She should use that as her facebook profile.
Exactly! She got outta there and made something of herself.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:30pm.
I have a soft spot for her because she grew up in a small town not very far from mine. I pass through it quite often and think of her.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 8:52pm.
Presumably sober:
http://www.hownottoactold.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/BethDitto_The_G...
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Sober? That pic is a zombie circus!! O_o
Still don't understand how one gets arrested walking on the street all dranks. If everyone got arrested for that, good lawd, where would they put the criminals? Don't cops have enough DUI's to deal with?
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I can't stand this fat slob. I am glad she got arrested, though with that ugly face and disgusting body, she should have been slapped with obscenity charges.
I have a soft spot for her because she grew up in a small town not very far from mine. I pass through it quite often and think of her.
Simple fat drunken ho...
If she had on half a tube of Wet N Wild 522 I would swear that was my friend's sister, Martha..from back in the day.
I thought she was wearing one dangly earring.
Presumably sober:
http://www.hownottoactold.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/BethDitto_The_G...
Guaranteed drunk:
see up there
HOW IN THE HELL?????
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 5:10pm.
Don't the cops have anything better to do?. A woman got drunk off her ass and kicked her shoes off in the street. What's the problem? Am I missing something?
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AMEN. And in Portlandia of all places!
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Believe me, the more a town has a reputation for being weird or quirky, the more they become hard-asses about silly stuff like this.
Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 7:12pm.
I've never seen Beth so pretty. How the fuck do you act like a drunken fool in the street AND get arrested without your eyeliner melting when I can't get through a workday?
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Here, here! I wonder if her eyeliner really is sharpie. I want her to give me style tips (with the obvious exception of eyebrows, those are atrocious).
FREE BETH DITTO!
I love this ho. She grew up in a shitty hick town (I know because I've been to it and it sucks, and it is indeed 2 hours from Memphis, where I live) and knew she had to get the hell out of there if she was gonna be anything. She took what little she had, headed off to Olympia and never looked back.
Read her biography. That girl grew up shit poor, was molested by family members from the time she was little, and knew she was a lesbian in a ass backward place where she already didn't fit in. She had the guts to be who she was and survive. Even after Gossip got famous in the UK, she wasn't making much money.
And if she was drunk and still has that eyeliner game going, then YOU RESPECT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Yay for crazy! Yay! :)
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How on earth does someone go on a drunken binge, get arrested - and looks better? Honestly, this is the best picture I've ever seen of her! She's lost weight, skin looks good, etc. Eyes are glassy and the eyebrows are whack, but overall - a big improvement.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 7:38pm.
Make that every night of the week though.
Love this nutty bitch because she is ALWAYS Not The One. Plus her pipes.. WOOWEE!!
These cops have obviously never been to the UK, because that's pretty much how every British woman behaves at 1 am on any given Saturday night of the year. Pretty lightweight, Ditto! No pun intended.
That's her Debora Iyall/Romeo Void look.
I've never seen Beth so pretty. How the fuck do you act like a drunken fool in the street AND get arrested without your eyeliner melting when I can't get through a workday?
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I've never seen Beth so pretty. How the fuck do you act like a drunken fool in the street AND get arrested without your eyeliner melting when I can't get through a workday?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Good for the cops arresting her for yelling Obama, they probably didn't want to reminded of some fake motherfucker, that wasn't born here and taking away rights. So Kudos to them
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Wow, she looks kind of pretty there. She has a perfect nose.
Where is the video of the cops strong arming her to the ground and cleaning her putrid snatch out with a fire hose? I mean, really?
Lol at everything in that last paragraph MK. Funny ho.
Is it me or does she look great? No shade.
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A shame this mugshot is the best picture I've ever seen of her...
Nothing even smeared an iota of that fierce Sharpie eyeliner.
If she would have pulled the "dont you know who I am" shit with me, i would have been like, "NO. Beth Ditto? You are nowhere near fat and sweaty enough to be Beth. Begone, imposter!"
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 5:10pm.
Don't the cops have anything better to do?. A woman got drunk off her ass and kicked her shoes off in the street. What's the problem? Am I missing something?
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AMEN. And in Portlandia of all places!
Girl has a pretty face.
And a remarkable eyebrow situation for sure.
LMAO @ some of the comments on the link Trashy Wilma posted:
"Her eyeliner really stayed the course through all the supposed tumult"
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Here are firsthand accounts from Portland residents who witnessed it go down:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1aej5q/beth_ditto_is_a_bitch/
She was making life miserable for everybody in that bar and even pulled the "Don't you know who I am?!" card. I don't know why I bother liking anybody famous. They always turn out to be horrible people.
OK, maybe it's because I've been drinking all day, but this whole post made me LOL.
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Don't the cops have anything better to do?. A woman got drunk off her ass and kicked her shoes off in the street. What's the problem? Am I missing something?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:56pm.
I'd guessed it was Monica Lewinsky before I'd read the headline.
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Yeah, she also looks surprisingly meek. I would have expected her to thrash and bellow her way through the booking room at the popo station.
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OKAY, WOW, YA'LL JUST WOW. I COME IN AND HERE TO THESE LOWER CHATS AND JEALOUS MOMS MAKING WITCH EYES AND BRITTNEY DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE TOILET FLASH~the inimitable Hoffalina. We'll miss you Girl. ♥