The Sun Lied To Us All!

March 16, 2013 / Posted by:

And The Sun never lies to us! How will we ever trust them again? Forget everything I said about how Stacy Keibler has retired from being George Clooney’s award season escort and is on the lookout for another piece to turn into a silent arm accessory who will burn the word “marriage” from her vocabulary. George and Stacy proved that they’re still together by holding hands while going to dinner with Matt Damon in Berlin last night.

George knows that nothing goes with his stache like a glowing beard. And Stacy has the same kind of glow every ho has when she finds out that her option was finally picked up again. Stacy will get to ride that stache again.

And Stacy went to the trouble of calling the paps to kill the break-up rumors with a hand-holding photo-op, and George couldn’t put on a manufactured smile?! He’s looking like Grumpy Cat and shit. So ungrateful.

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