Another Beard Bites The Dust: Julianne Hough And Ryan Seacrest Broke Up
Taylor Swift is sliding her beard services business card under Ryan Seacrest's front door and Tommy Girl is scheduling an "audition" with Julianne Hough right now, because Ryan and Julianne are done after dating for over 2 years. People says that Ryan never had time for Julianne because he's the hardest working gnome on the stroll...and because she got sick of him calling her Derek whenever they bumped butts. This is actually pretty shocking, because you'd think that a relationship between a Mormon and a gay frog would last forever!
Some other source tells UsWeekly that since Ryan has 400 jobs, he's constantly working and never had time for Julianne. So Julianne packed up her strap-ons and got out of there, because even a leased beard needs to be groomed and fluffed every now and again. That source said this:
"Dude works all the time," a pal tells Us Weekly. "He never sleeps." Although dancer-turned-actress Hough, 24, has an increasingly hectic slate of projects herself, her priorities were a little different. It's a lifestyle she couldn't handle anymore. Work always, always came first [for Ryan] She wants a more lowkey life."
It all makes sense now! TMZ had a story a couple of days about how Julianne Hough went to visit a friend in Hollywood and left her Mercedes in the parking lot. When she went back to her car, the door was open and $100,000 worth of jewelry was missing. Ho left a bunch of jooree that Ryan Seacrest gave her in her car. I knew something in the milk wasn't clean about that. Just in case Ryan ever asked for those jewels back, she pawned them all off and covered it up by saying she was robbed. Clever beard.
And here's Ryan and Julianne in St. Barts last year during happier and carefree times when they weren't even thinking about contract renegotiations.
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I suddenly feel so much better about my body.
Great. Now these two bland lumps of oatmeal will be infecting others with their boringness. No bueno! I like for the generic blandness to be quarantined to one specific location.
I can't believe, well, yes I can, how average she looks without her Mac forcefield... COME TO DADDY BABY G... and bring that back of jewels, too!
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
Gaycrest will never tip his toe out of the closet, let alone declare his homosexuality. He's the modern day Merv Griffin (and did Merv and Ryan?!?) and Merv stayed in the closet, married, until death. Also, Merv was rollin' in the dough and was a huge commercial showbiz success.
As for Julienne Hough. Mormons, (giant eyeroll) they don't believe in gay, do they?
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Submitted by que cochina on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 3:27pm.
Hmm, that seems like a possibility. Trying to corrupt the Catholic girls doesn't seem to be working for him (they both humiliated him in their own ways), so maybe he'll start in on the Mormon girls.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 2:10pm.
Because it means an option for her personal life may have been taken away from her. Always sad.
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He's vanilla and not a puker. He also is a suckup.
Easypeasy to figure out why he's doing well (and he certainly is)
Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 1:14pm.
So.... could someone please explain this guys appeal? Why so many jobs? Don't hate him, he's just so freaking bland that he doesn't even register.
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I've only ever worked in local radio, but around here this kind of person gets the jobs because they don't have family commitments and they do exactly as they are told. They do not raise an eyebrow at even the stupidest request, they do not inject their own personality, and they do not ask for money. That's why they have to work so many jobs at once.
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Cockadouche!
Is there any hairstyle worse than the topknot? It's harsh and sloppy at the same time. It belongs on welfare queens who shop in their pajamas.
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Submitted by Faloola Chong on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 9:54pm.
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His understudy Jason Kennedy from E! News should replace him. Now he is hawt.
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Oh hell yeah he is! Wish he would just take over that stale piece of toast's job.
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I wish he had never got that gig on American Idol. Simon Cowell is to blame for all of his fame, including promotion of the Kardashian ilk. And now I am wondering why I am even wasting any bandwith on these two..........
Seacrust is such a monumental joke but nonetheless it's easy to see why he is in the biz, if not how high up, rich and ubiquitous he is. He has one of those golden toned archetypal voices, ideal for presenting. Shame he didn't stay on the radio mind you.
His understudy Jason Kennedy from E! News should replace him. Now he is hawt.
He's so bland, so boring.. Everything about him is so muted, nuetral, just not interesting..
His looks make me think of a drawing that wasn't coming out right (maybe those horse teeth) so the artist erased it all, but you can still see the outline.. Thats him.. And she's cute.
Why would you carry that much jewelry in your car?
yeah, I agree that something ain't right with the milk.
I wonder if Julianne will finally out Seacrest.
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Since her car had no broken window and no obvious sign of how the 'burgler' got into the car, this is my theory: She was fooling around with someone else. Seacrest followed her and used his own key to get into the car and get the jooooooreee. Julianne is BUSTED! The breakup.
Oh right. Because they were actually dating. I'd offer to console her but she's a twat for bearding for him so I can't.
I've disliked him ever since he unleashed the Kumdumpsters on us. And AI has been going downhill for the longest. Which is funny because you'd think all the news reports about Nicki's temper tantrums would up the ratings, but maybe people are FINALLY coming to their senses. I know I quit watching like three seasons before Simon left, and even then I only watched to see the kooky auditions.
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Jintess, exactly. Even his hand on her back wants to run away from her... Thumb 8 is so awkward: "Wait wait, I'm stuck to your bra, ewww, my hand, I can't free my hand!"
Frankly, I didn't think this would last as long as it did. She's too young for someone who only thinks of work.
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He almost seems pissed in that top pic, like "Why is she pushing me back so she can get right in front of the fucking camera? I can ruin this bitch. What's with the Spock signal Tara. I CAN RUIN YOU"
...or something;)
Ryan is channeling Julia's cheating boyfriend, Glen from the Wedding Singer here...ugh, not a good look.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 4:29pm.
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I got the same impression. They certainly don't look very interested in each other that's for sure. *shrugs*
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Goes to show, what can happen you don't give time to you partner.
Not only is he older and a workaholic, their priorities were probably completely different. So no surprise here. Maybe now she can find someone fun and available. He needs his own Keibler elf.
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He is the blandest gay man ever
Now he can go to all the Liza concerts he wants!.
Have you ever had a friend who had kids and would send you pictures of them and their 'first smile' or such? Where the kid was obviously just mimicking mom and dad and didn't mean it? Just showing teeth.
That's what Ryan looks like in his pictures. His eyes aren't reflecting the smile. He's just posing.
And she looks like Tara Reid.
I thought Merv was his mentor? I fully see him acquiring as much of Dick Clark Productions as he can. Yep, he's a workaholic, possibly power-hungry and not going anywhere. I see him as asexual, but he does ping my gaydar a hair. He is, however, a natural host, I'll give him that.
Hekki, I've been saying that about Gaycrest since day one. He saw the Dick Clark/ Merv Griffin blueprint and has been on a reign of terror since. I've been hoping that he gets derailed somewhere along the way. Will we ever be lucky enough to see that shitbird fail and disappear?
Hello Bates.
The second thumb looks like a still from that alleged Bigoot sighting of the creature hot-footing through the woods. Only Bigfoot's existence is more believable than Gaycrest actually bonking a chick.
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Love how she fell off the boat. What a klutzy girl.
She Stinks!
In the second-to-last thumb he looks like a pale garbage cab with arms and a peanut on top.
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I've always thought she was gorgeous but either she needs to darken her hair or change her eyebrown situation.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 2:25pm.
She is sooo the next Mrs. Cruise. 4th time's the charm!
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You may very well be onto something. When Tammy was on a press junket for Rock of Ages, the way he was describing Julianne made her sound like a brilliant thespian. This may all be a pre-arranged bearding contract. I guess time will tell if her LDS faith is stronger than what Tammy might offer.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 3:16pm.
74F and sunny here today. I spent the morning working in the yard. We've had a cool spring thus far, though (I consider St. Valentine's Day to be the start of spring, at least in my climate).
If I had to design the most unspectacular, banal and forgettable woman ever it would come out looking and behaving exactly like this chick.
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Found the cereal at the co-op and a nearby Kowalski's Market. It's on my list!
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 3:10pm.
Since suckie isn't here, allow me:
FAT!!!
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Anno, that cereal looks DELICIOUS!!! Gonna have to search for some!! :P
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Skinny Fat is not the look, even in a lily pond.
I actually thought they were cute together. Not a big fan of either of them apart but it did seem like they were the real thing. Personally, I think she got more out of the relationship than he did in name recognition alone. She sucks as a singer and can't imagine she's much of an actor even though she's gotten a couple of recent roles. Would that have happened if she wasn't with Seacrest?
Since suckie isn't here, allow me:
FAT!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 2:36pm.
Ryan Seacrest wants to be the next Dick Clark/Merv Griffin. I think he's slowly amassing lots of power in Hollywood. We're stuck with him and the craptastic Kartrashians.
Yep. Sadly he's already more than halfway there.
Haha.....Ryan is skinny fat. He needs to eat special k, cuz I can definately pinch more than an inch on those love handles.
Julianne is cute, but she looks doofy in thumb 9.
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Wait a sec. Wasn't Ryan Seacrest gay, or am I confusing him with a look-alike?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 2:36pm.
Ryan Seacrest wants to be the next Dick Clark/Merv Griffin. I think he's slowly amassing lots of power in Hollywood. We're stuck with him and the craptastic Kartrashians.
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What exactly is a "lowkey" life?
Please God, someone make that 9th thumb their avie. *crosses fingers*
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They must have been the Blind Item last week. He wanted to end their contract. And she, not so much. She could still use the boost to her (career?).
Smart move making the jewelry disappear. Although Seacrest should care about looking like a gentleman and not the spiteful bitch. Give the girl a parting gift of Simon Cowell proportions! He can certainly afford it. Make it a business expense write off.
Ryan Seacrest wants to be the next Dick Clark/Merv Griffin. I think he's slowly amassing lots of power in Hollywood. We're stuck with him and the craptastic Kartrashians.
$100k in jewelry? Pffftt, that's chump change to Seabreeze. His poop is worth $100k.
@Event - for a LDS woman, infertility is the worst curse they can suffer. They're breeders, y'know.