Just A Good Old-Fashioned Mother/Daughter Portrait
The Stodden family now has a touching mother/daughter portrait to go with the illegal father/daughter portrait that made me want to scream for an adult.
Looking like an ethereal angel (or like the dusty ghost of whores' past), Courtney Stodden posed with her mom Krista Stodden at the after-party for the Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture fashion show in L.A. last night. There's nothing like bonding with the pimp mom who sold you to Tooms from The X-Files. Has Krista Stodden, Brit Brit's mom Lynn and Jessica Simpson's mom Tina ever been in the same room together, because I'm pretty sure they're all the same person. They all love whoring out their blonde daughters, they all have brown JCPenney hair salon manes and they all look like they burn the shit out of their credit cards at White House Black Market. Krista Lynn Tina is totally one person.
But who cares about that, let's all take in the exquisiteness that the porn iguana served up last night. I don't know what's the most elegant thing about this look: the two bump-its shoved into her weave, the fact that she matched her lipstick to her chonies or those exquisitely crafted cork stripper shoes?
The answer is: all of the above!
The albino Elvira look IS the look.