Just A Good Old-Fashioned Mother/Daughter Portrait
The Stodden family now has a touching mother/daughter portrait to go with the illegal father/daughter portrait that made me want to scream for an adult.
Looking like an ethereal angel (or like the dusty ghost of whores' past), Courtney Stodden posed with her mom Krista Stodden at the after-party for the Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture fashion show in L.A. last night. There's nothing like bonding with the pimp mom who sold you to Tooms from The X-Files. Has Krista Stodden, Brit Brit's mom Lynn and Jessica Simpson's mom Tina ever been in the same room together, because I'm pretty sure they're all the same person. They all love whoring out their blonde daughters, they all have brown JCPenney hair salon manes and they all look like they burn the shit out of their credit cards at White House Black Market. Krista Lynn Tina is totally one person.
But who cares about that, let's all take in the exquisiteness that the porn iguana served up last night. I don't know what's the most elegant thing about this look: the two bump-its shoved into her weave, the fact that she matched her lipstick to her chonies or those exquisitely crafted cork stripper shoes?
The answer is: all of the above!
The albino Elvira look IS the look.
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Nothing sadder than a 20 year old who looks too old to pull off being 20.
Girl just doesn't get it. The best thing she had going for her was her youth. Her pedo husband has turned her out and she looks like a porn star that now realizes the director who promised her stardom if she did a thousand guys in a couple of gang bang films was lying.
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:11pm.
I did a mother/daughter once...ONCE! I gotta say though Mom was better.
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Good lord, what a mess!
(baby talk voice) Aww...look at mommy's little prostitute all grown up! Dats so shweet!
On the other hand, I get the feeling she's gonna look like Courtney Love when she's older. Or Lilo.
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This person looks like a witch and that hair is one knotted mess.
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This girl is just so sad. What the fuck is wrong with her mother??!!! I just want to smack her (the mother). I want to snatch Courtney up, get her implants removed, put her in normal cute clothes that teen girls wear and get rid of the cotton candy weave. Then? Off to therapy! I'd like to know where her father is. Obviously not in her life. Poor kid!
is she supposed to look like a dead slut in this getup? mission accomplished I guess... 8b
My honest opinion on this whole Courtney/Doug marriage is that it kinda makes sense that she married an older man. The younger guys wouldn't have the money or the patience to deal with someone as special as Courtney.
She really does need a different kind of love than let's just say...any normal human! Doug seems to fit that bill.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I did a mother/daughter once...ONCE! I gotta say though Mom was better.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
The parents rotted this girl; sold tickets for many men to ride her, then sold her to the highest bidder. I feel sorry for her, she looks dead and lost behind those eyes.
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:28pm.
At what age did this teenage girl start looking like a middle-aged woman? Does she have a porn version of Progeria? I'd to see pictures of her when she was a child.
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The porn version of Progeria????? Ahahahahahaha! *dies*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She used to be a beautiful young girl, instead of the bedraggled, fried, drugged-out-looking prostitute stripper mess she is today:
http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/courtney-stodden-she-married-doug-h...
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Her mom looks just like Molly Shannon! Supahstah!!
SHE IS FLASHING HER PANTIES in the pic with her mom...
i think it's a sign to prepare for the endtimes...
Is this a couture line for porn iguanas? Who is so desperate that she gets an invite to these events???
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At what age did this teenage girl start looking like a middle-aged woman? Does she have a porn version of Progeria? I'd to see pictures of her when she was a child.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:14pm.
Why hasnt Hustler given her a spread? Too gross for Hustler?
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Because they can't figure out how to fit her ham wallet on a two-page spread? Urgh!
What mother wouldn't be proud of her daughter running around looking like the Jem of whores? I can't with these two.
Why hasnt Hustler given her a spread? Too gross for Hustler? :O
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ewww so gross. they remind me of that mother/daughter porn duo. I bet if they were offered the right price, they'd totally do that. and I'm guessing that price is a whopping $5 and a Beach Bum tanning certificate.
Don't ruin the name Krista! That belongs to me! Pleeeease!
There's nothing couture about anything she wears.
Um, you shouldn't tease old Barbie hair like that. That acrylic can't take that shit.
You know M.K., I am getting the feeling with these Courtney/'elegance has a name' tags that you've lost that lovin feeling for Shauna and Chicken Cutlets. Let's not forget the real ladies in the crowd.
I thought this was slimmed down Christina Aguilara for a hot minute!
I feel for courtney, this kid never had a chance- I hope her other siblings fared better and I'm hoping the iguana princess wakes up, runs away, and writes a tell all exposé on these nasty ass pimps & pervs!
There is nothing left to say except I agree with y'all.
What a family. Future material for a Lifetime movie.
Her red inflated lips color-coordinate with her red panties, how smart! *makes notes*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I'd much rather pork the mom.
Which one is the older one? I can never tell with La Iguana.
Very very very disturbing, they all are mentally ill, they all nee help! I think people are right when they call her mom a pimp ad really do think courtney has been sexually abused or sexually exploited at least, its soooo sad
Help me out here, how did this lady become famous? Who is she? That picture is very disturbing. EXploiting your child for a buck? They all need to be shot.You too PMK & Mama Spears.
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Wow. That picture says it all. There doesn't appear to be a mother/daughter bond. She's so desperate for attention, and it appears to be because mom paid her none.
Let me blow your mind look at Obamas mom the chin, Courtney's mom the chin, clearly they are related no?
Christ I've got a merkin with a better weave then that Dollar store "Fashion Doll" wig Courtney is wearing. I'm not even going to get started on that trash bag "mother" of hers.
why are people still taking pictures of this old whore? She was deemed too unnatural for Playboy for crying out loud.
I did not know Courtney is Ricki Lake's daughter.
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This makes me sad. In that last shot she looks so fragile and young, just wanting her mum's approval. And that woman is hard as nails. She never stood a chance. I hope she gets out, sooner rather than later.
This whole clan is repugnant.
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for f*cks sake, when is the Bene Gesserit ritual where Angelyne can pass down her powers to this ding-a-ling making her the new Reverend Mother of Hollyweird?
*eyeroll*
Well, Courtney's looking more awake than she used to; don't know if that's due to plastic surgery or a change in her meds. Still weirdass weird.
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Can we kidnap, I mean save, this girl & take her to an organic farm/ zen garden to wake up from this bullshit?
Poor thing.
If you are going to go out like this, why the fuck would you wear those shoes? bitch, you need your clear or white lucite heels. god. i just cant with her. and her mom. how can you be so fucked up that you're okay with your daughter like this?
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I see where Courtney gets her good, uhh, tits.
"Mothers" like this one should be fucking shot. Any whore who gives birth and then allows their child to be sexualized for personal gain doesn't deserve to live. Dina Lohan, PMK, this bucket of shit. Ditto to the ones who ignore their kids when they tell them they've been abused, or let it happen because they're too fucking weak or just fucked up to do something about it. Take a lesson from the animal kingdom and protect your fucking kid, otherwise put a bullet through your head.
Rant ovah!