Happy Birthday, Hugh Janus!

March 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Ever since I’ve been in L.A., I watch as much KTLA local news as I can, because it is an entertaining disaster and it seems like all of the female anchors have chunky lowlights from the 90s in their hair. (Side note: If skinny fat gay porn suddenly becomes lucrative, I’m totally going to get into it and Chunky Lowlights will be my porn name.) This clip from Wednesday morning completes my love for the drunk preteen of morning news shows.

While reading birthday shout outs, KTLA’s morning news weatherman Henry DiCarlo wished a happy birthday to a 10-year-old boy named Hugh Janus. Somewhere Bart Simpson is laughing out of his shorts. It took Henry a long minute to realize that a huge anus just came out of his mouth.

I take it back. If skinny fart (typo and it stays) gay porn ever comes the thing, Hugh Janus will be my porn name.

And they should’ve just rolled with it by saying, “I didn’t know it was Donald Trump’s birthday!”

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