Happy Birthday, Hugh Janus!
Ever since I've been in L.A., I watch as much KTLA local news as I can, because it is an entertaining disaster and it seems like all of the female anchors have chunky lowlights from the 90s in their hair. (Side note: If skinny fat gay porn suddenly becomes lucrative, I'm totally going to get into it and Chunky Lowlights will be my porn name.) This clip from Wednesday morning completes my love for the drunk preteen of morning news shows.
While reading birthday shout outs, KTLA's morning news weatherman Henry DiCarlo wished a happy birthday to a 10-year-old boy named Hugh Janus. Somewhere Bart Simpson is laughing out of his shorts. It took Henry a long minute to realize that a huge anus just came out of his mouth.
I take it back. If skinny fart (typo and it stays) gay porn ever comes the thing, Hugh Janus will be my porn name.
And they should've just rolled with it by saying, "I didn't know it was Donald Trump's birthday!"
via Mediabistro
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Ok, Hugh Janus. And All Vaginer.
He was a great sport though.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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My all-time fave: Howie Feltersnatch
I'm jealous! Newscasters Megan Henderson and Allie Mackay used to be on a morning show in Salt Lake City. KTLA has them now.
Did anyone used to watch My13 News which was anchored by Lauren Sanchez and Rick Garcia? It made KTLA look like high-brow journalism. I miss how they used to read viewer email responses to the "Question of the Night" off of yellow legal pads.
Don't forget about Harry Baals and his government center!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BScrP-lW60E
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OMG. I miss that newscaster chick, Megan! She was in Dallas for awhile and she was awesome. Very nice in person.
No love for Ben Dover and his wife, Eileen?
I once came across both a Dr. Duk and Dr. Quak. They were not in practice together, damnIT.
Personally, I would love to see a dentist named Dr. Payne in Flossmor, IL
It was just a stage name, but a drag performer at a club where my band used play went by the name Pierced Bottoms.
My mom used to work at a hotel and she loves telling this story about this hot swarthy guest's name being Aswipe Van Rotch and i still don't believe her.
Like (Oz-wee-pay)
Submitted by IrishFu ry on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:55pm.
GG I think that's supposed to be My Clitoris but I would pronounce it like Liberace so it wouldn't work very well.
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HAAHAA i read this comment at the top and was very perplexed.
it's a good thing I kept reading.
GG I think that's supposed to be My Clitoris but I would pronounce it like Liberace so it wouldn't work very well.
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Dark-sided!
Hugh Jass
I.P. Freeley
Ivanna Tinkle
Oliver Clothesoff
Al Koholic
Seymour Butts
and my personal favorite,
Haywood Jablome
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You gotta be fresh!
:( I dont get Mike Litterace.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh I just love this shit. Cracks me up every time, because I have an 11-year-old boy's sense of humor, I guess. One time my brother and I were cracking each other up for about an hour with Hugh G. Reckshen.
Former major league pitcher/pitching coach/ Dusty Baker's drinking buddy, Dick Pole.
Howard Stern's penis!!! Bababooey!!
LOL stupid stuff.
ROFL you horz, my coworkers are giving me weird looks....
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You gotta be fresh!
ROFL you horz, my coworkers are giving me weird looks....
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You gotta be fresh!
Paging Mike Hunt.
Is Mike Hunt in the building?
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
What is "skinny fat" gay porn?
I think it's amusing there's a rather well known male straight porn performer who goes by the name "Erik Everhard" and he's been around over 10 years and is acting producing directing etc. and when his name is mentioned and heard by those who've never heard it before they usually lose their shit. I remember Howard Stern and Robin coming undone by it.
Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 11:32am.
Wow, and the same birthday as Mike Litterace.
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AW DAMNIT!
I just got myself in trouble.
Hugh Jackman
Oh, wait.....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
When I had to have my wisdom teeth yanked my oral surgeon's name was Dr. Slaughter.
I was not amused.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 11:54am.
There's an ob-gyn in Falls Church, VA named Harry Beaver:
http://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/obgyn/va/fairfax/harry-beaver-md
He just knew what he was born to be.
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HAHA, SANS! Destiny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
B.A. Boynkin
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And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know....
LOLZ
Poor guy - he should just go soak it in cider.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
NOT A JOKE: There is a urologist in Des Moines, IA whose name is Hugh Dick.
ETA: http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Hugh_Dick.html
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Ty Kneemeet
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Rusty Kuntz, legendary American baseball player:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
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You gotta be fresh!
i have a friend who uses the online nic Stix Zadinia (Steel Panther nod).
PHOK U
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And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know....
There's an ob-gyn in Falls Church, VA named Harry Beaver:
http://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/obgyn/va/fairfax/harry-beaver-md
He just knew what he was born to be.
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You gotta be fresh!
Ben Dover
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And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know....
@citizenstrange - Stew Dentdriver RULES!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 11:32am.
Wow, and the same birthday as Mike Litterace.
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My dumb ass had never heard this one...so I just said it out loud and the woman in the office next to me just freaked out - "WHAT'D YOU SAY!?!?!?!"
God I'm not sure how I've made it on this earth for as long as I have. :(
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
OH, I love love love KTLA. And Poor Henry. he got this gig a couple years ago, and can in as a straitlaced meteorologist. for MONTHS he was totally verklempt and shocked for months- deer in headlights frozen, as the news team would give him all sorts of grief and encourage him to say ridiculous shit, make him the butt of all sorts of jokes. He had no idea what KTLA was all about.
Its only recently that he finally resigned himself to his fate, embracing all that KTLA can be. and yet people are still faulking with him.
I wonder when he'll snap, and how it will go down.
-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 11:33am.
LOL. Mr. Hekki used to prank call people named "Lipschitz" and say "if you're Lipschitz, my ass talks".
(when he was a kid in the 70s)
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LMAO!
I saw someone on Facebook called Hugh Jorgan.
I like Chunky Lowlights better!
That birthday shout-out must have been sent by Amanda Hugginkiss.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 11:16am.
Dixie Rected
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LOL
What, no shout out to Mike Hunt???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OK REAL MATURE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I've toyed around with what I would want as my porn name for years but I'm just not good at it. The names I come up with aren't funny or sexy ... just stupid.
Here's my latest: Stew Dentdriver
Lipshitz is a real name, plenty of them in Lawn Guyland, it's like the land of the Lipschitz......would that be plural, Lipshytze?
All that giggling...
Wow, and the same birthday as Mike Litterace.
LOL. Mr. Hekki used to prank call people named "Lipschitz" and say "if you're Lipschitz, my ass talks".
(when he was a kid in the 70s)
Until I moved here, I never heard the name Lipschitz and thought it was a joke.
How do you not know that is a made up name? Stoooopid!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Haaahaaahaa! KTLA is a glorious hot mess...love it! Even years ago they were so NOT network ready.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Those fake names crack me up everytime. When I was young I lived next to park that had a concession stand with a loudspeaker. We used to call and have people paged. Dixie Rected, Pillip Haas, Connie Lingus, Gavin Morehead.......good times