Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 15, 2013 / Posted by:

This nobody has hit the lottery. He actually could be making for or asking for a whole lot more money than he is currently getting paid to be the boyfriend of this A list celebrity. She loves having a boyfriend and the only way she is going to meet someone who does not work for her is if someone arranges it. A few introductory meetings and a a coffee and then dates paid unknowingly by her. He gets paid $1000 a week which is twice as much as he was making at his last job. He is not supposed to have sex with her, but no one says no to her without a fight so it probably has happened or will. Does this make him a gigolo? (CDAN)

My guess is this is about Brit Brit and her new piece Normal Guy Dave? If Daddy Spears is really buying boyfriends for Brit Brit, then he needs to be slapped with his grit stirrin’ spoon. I mean, the best he can do is Normal Guy Dave? If you’re paying for it, you should get top of the line shit. What I’m saying is that Daddy Spears should’ve hired a professional like Brace the Face from Gigolos.

He thought he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls (famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him.

Well, Lucky Guy’s luck is about to run out! Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking than charming. So will you. (Blind Gossip)

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler and she’s either knocked up, is the sister he didn’t know about (it happens!) or has an STD. I’m hoping for the first one, he’s probably hoping for the second one.

or this is…

Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie and she’s either knocked up, is the sister he didn’t know about or has an STD. I’m hoping for the first one (but only because I want to see all the VS Angels meltdown), he’s probably hoping for the second one.

This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study or her parents would kill her. I’m thinking high school student. He plays big in high schools. Colleges too. (CDAN)

Jeff Goldblum, you nasty!

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