Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This nobody has hit the lottery. He actually could be making for or asking for a whole lot more money than he is currently getting paid to be the boyfriend of this A list celebrity. She loves having a boyfriend and the only way she is going to meet someone who does not work for her is if someone arranges it. A few introductory meetings and a a coffee and then dates paid unknowingly by her. He gets paid $1000 a week which is twice as much as he was making at his last job. He is not supposed to have sex with her, but no one says no to her without a fight so it probably has happened or will. Does this make him a gigolo? (CDAN)
My guess is this is about Brit Brit and her new piece Normal Guy Dave? If Daddy Spears is really buying boyfriends for Brit Brit, then he needs to be slapped with his grit stirrin' spoon. I mean, the best he can do is Normal Guy Dave? If you're paying for it, you should get top of the line shit. What I'm saying is that Daddy Spears should've hired a professional like Brace the Face from Gigolos.
He thought he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls (famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him.
Well, Lucky Guy’s luck is about to run out! Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking than charming. So will you. (Blind Gossip)
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler and she's either knocked up, is the sister he didn't know about (it happens!) or has an STD. I'm hoping for the first one, he's probably hoping for the second one.
or this is...
Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie and she's either knocked up, is the sister he didn't know about or has an STD. I'm hoping for the first one (but only because I want to see all the VS Angels meltdown), he's probably hoping for the second one.
This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study or her parents would kill her. I'm thinking high school student. He plays big in high schools. Colleges too. (CDAN)
Jeff Goldblum, you nasty!
• 
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 11:09am.
Why can't Brit meet guys at Target? It's not like it's hard to do or anything.
hahaha
I think #2 riddle refers to Zac Efron and Imogen Poots, because "Lucky Guy" could be referring to the fact he just did that Nicholas Sparks movie "The Lucky One", and frankly most of us would be shocked to see he knocked up a chick.
who are the people in the picture? Is that really Britney? It looks nothing like her, I don't think I've ever seen her in a pony tail in the past 12 years.
neither Woods nor Goldblum are "always second banana"
ETA, both of them just finished lead actor runs on tv shows, not to mention all of the times they have had lead movie roles...
Ratzenberger ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm guesing DiCrapio for the third BI. He has some bad karma coming his way. JG is a creep.
The second one can't be George. He got himself fixed because he is dead serious about not wanting kids, EVAH!! I'm going with Leo but that's really careless of him and pretty stupid.
Why can't Brit meet guys at Target? It's not like it's hard to do or anything.
El Bits never disapoints.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
That's fucking horrible! Everybody uses her for money. I'd rather be single for life.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
The one about Britney is just...sad. Jesus.
**********************************
Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:35am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:33am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:30am.
I would pay Britney! I reckon she's a freak in the sack
*******
Hahaha ElB..not concerned about the nose-picking? Explosive gas? Y'all.
************
Nah, she'll get used to it! :)
****
LMAO. Eewwwwwww!
************
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:33am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:30am.
I would pay Britney! I reckon she's a freak in the sack
*******
Hahaha ElB..not concerned about the nose-picking? Explosive gas? Y'all.
************
Nah, she'll get used to it! :)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 03/16/2013 - 8:30am.
I would pay Britney! I reckon she's a freak in the sack
*******
Hahaha ElB..not concerned about the nose-picking? Explosive gas? Y'all.
************
I'd take the money from Brit Brit and I'd be an honest friend. No Britney that does not look good in you :) **************************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I would pay Britney! I reckon she's a freak in the sack.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOgSdc8OAI
@dreamychristinaeyes (sorry don't feel like copying or spelling her last name) - a lot of people jump into new relationships because its comfortable. Rebounds....
***********************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I will date Britters for $1,000.00 a week!!!
Ew @ George Clooney and Jeff Goldblum. Yuck.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
"Submitted by Lou28 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:54pm.
I wonder why Clooney and the other stars get to hire companions who are seen as respectable (probably not the right word) but Britney gets stuck with the K-Feds ........She can't be that hard to get along with, can she? She deserves better!
I suspect this is Daddy Spear's choice. Someone poor with few connections will be easy to control with money, therefore Brit is controlled and the oodles of cash safe. An'ordinary guy' like this is probably not going to get ideas above his station and could be bought off in the end with anonymity ensured. She is probably still a bit nuts too!
whoever said old man creeper James Woods ftw. Goldblum's gf's like 30 and he's exactly 60, not over it. Woods' last gf was
like 22 or something and he's pushing 70 now, he def likes em young and i don't mean Sean.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:21pm.
What normal person ends a four year relationship, then starts dating someone else practically straight away?
What is this dumb conundrum. It is even more likely. Some people just can't last five seconds outside a relationship and the longer they are in one the greater the need to rebound.
My sister has worked with Jeff Goldblum. She said he's a disgusting, horny creep. The last one is definitely him. James Woods looks way too old to get a high schooler.
I've seen him in Law & Order Criminal Intent. Simply don't find his bug eyed self attractive.
Have you ever SEEN The Life Aquatic? Even Jurassic Park? Jeff Goldblum is HAWT.
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
Posted by richardsimmons:
She was a trust fund princess who came to visit for graduation a few years later and she was bragging about banging Jeff Goldblum. I tend to believe her because, well, seriously who would brag about that???
----------------------------------------
Thanks for the laugh! I agree, the man is gross but I can totally see a drugged up nobody bragging about it. Hell I knew a high school drop out druggie who bragged about meeting Heidi Montag at a club in Vegas. I guess the more pathetic the person the easier it is to be impressed by Z list celebs.
I went to school (college) with this coked out mess of a chick who was always having nosebleeds and found crawling along the hallway and talking to herself, who transferred to UCLA after one year at said school. She was a trust fund princess who came to visit for graduation a few years later and she was bragging about banging Jeff Goldblum. I tend to believe her because, well, seriously who would brag about that??? She very well could have been lying but I could see him (and every other old celeb in the world) being into the barely legal cheerleader types.
*******************************
Formerly known as kokoskitten
The last time Clooney had any contact with a vagina was when his mom squeezed little Georgie out.
a ha! i'm going with John Ratzenberger for the last one. the Pixar movies would make him popular at high schools and colleges
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't think it is Clooney. He is smart enough to have probably fixed that "tie-down" and "easy bank roll" situation 10-15 years ago, other wise, I bet he would have 5 chirruns by now. And lucky isn't a word to describe Clooney. Nope, I think our "Lucky Guy" is Leonardo, too.
Surprise, surprise.
Thinking you hit the nail on the head with Jeff G. Would have been my guess, too.
As for Brit-Brit. Lord child. I think your odds would be better on dateafarmer.com Dolly did okay. You could learn alot from Dolly, Brit. But I also think you never should have left your baby-daddy.
I was thinking James Woods for the last one as well.
I think the first one is Brit also. You know, it's such a shame.. Her life has really been like that movie, The Truman Show - or whatever it was called.
I hope the first one isn't Britney (or anyone for that matter...), gives me huge case of the sads :((
********
VOTE FOR DLISTED HOOKERS!!!
http://2013.bloggi.es/#entertainment
http://2013.bloggi.es/#lifetime
Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
********
>:- (
Mr. Mercury ♥
George said years ago that he planned to have a vasectomy, i've always assumed he kept his plan. i'm going with Bieber or Styles for that one. for some reason the clues are having me look at musicians, not actors. the lack of a "big movies" or "big series" or "big roles" among the "big" the clues makes me think "not actor"
everyone i can think of for the last one is a lead actor who also does supporting roles, not "always a second banana" -- otherwise i'd get with the James Woods or Goldblum guesses. "plays big in high schools and colleges"?? hmmm, a former athlete type maybe? or maybe CDAN made up another one, who knows
(Will Arnett is not over 60...)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I wish they'd let Brit retire to a farm somewhere out in nowhere to make art out of popsicle sticks, hangers and shells.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Damn it Brit Brit put a freakin bra on already! Her tits sag more then mine and that's saying ALOT seeing how I'm sporting the tennis ball in a tube sock look. *You're all welcome for that visual btw* ;D
Coloney already has the std that keeps n giving, so my guess, she's nocked up, and he already tried to break up with her before the oscars.
The last blind item is Will Arnett its already been revealed he's dating 18 year old, poor Amy poehler
Submitted by Knative on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:41pm.
I think the CDAN one is about James Woods. The clues seem to be pointing to his voice over work for Family Guy, plus if you google pics of him, he likes to date women that are way younger than him.
Dang. He's plowed through a wide swath of Hollywood and off-Hollywood. LOL @ his former GF named "Ashley Madison" (also the name of the site for horny adulterers).
These days, nearly everyone's younger than him. :)
I think the CDAN one is about James Woods. The clues seem to be pointing to his voice over work for Family Guy, plus if you google pics of him, he likes to date women that are way younger than him.
He also used the term "raghead." He seems kind of scummy.
Brit looks a mess. She must really be far gone.
Submitted by Lou28 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:54pm.
I wonder why Clooney and the other stars get to hire companions who are seen as respectable (probably not the right word) but Britney gets stuck with the K-Feds and other Walmart types
**************
Brit doesn't have a functioning brain cell. Her family act as her management team. Clooney has been in the business longer as has his family. While he ain't a PhD, he still plays the part of social activist well. Brit goes with what she knows. I think even the local liquor store employee would run outta things to say to our Brit at dinner!
Once in a great while, vasectomies fail. That would be "shocking," no?
"A girl who knows the ropes isn't liable to get tied up." Mae West
Poor Brit
They way Clooney likes to fuck and is so anti-marriage and kids, I can't imagine he don't have a vasectomy!
*******************
Love-child of Liza Minnelli and Michael Bolton.
I wonder why Clooney and the other stars get to hire companions who are seen as respectable (probably not the right word) but Britney gets stuck with the K-Feds and other Walmart types. She is so rich and has had a successful career, shouldn't she be able to find a handsome, interesting, fun, sexy and presentable mate? She can't be that hard to get along with, can she? She deserves better!
Lucky guy could be Adam Levine. He's rakin' in the dough hand over fist with endorsements since his gig on The Voice & there's his music career - and he dates pale waif-like eastern european VS models.
**********
Surely George is super careful with contraception? If SK is preggers I don't see him living with her or marrying her but I think he'd be an ok dad. That other perennial batchelor Hugh Grant has managed it.
************
The last one seems full of clues. Jeff Goldblum? Why?
Clooney had a vasectomy years ago. Not him.
Yes, Britney.
**********************************************
Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
She loves having a boyfriend
Of course that's Britney. What normal person ends a four year relationship, then starts dating someone else practically straight away? (No body say Christina, well all know that Diva isn't 'normal' lmao)
“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max
LOL @ Lucky Guy. I reeeeally hope this one is true. "Lucky" sounds like Ocean's Eleven but Leo seems more likely to knock someone up. Maybe it's just an especially scabrous case of the herp...
I'll go with. MK's guesses because I could not care less about these BIs; but that story of incest reminded me of a story where a woman found out her husband was actually her father! Gah!