Afternoon Crumbs

March 15, 2013 / Posted by:

England’s finest rose Instagrams a picture of the world’s finest and classiest pair panties. Make sure to put on your coattails and white gloves before clicking  – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Biel needs to take off those net pants, turn around and put them in the FedEx truck behind her, because they need to go back to the year 1997 – Lainey Gossip

Since the perforated condom trick isn’t working, Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to freeze her eggs – The Superficial 

I can almost hear the pained cries from that metal ring holding Tamara Eccelstone’s bikini top together – Hollywood Tuna 

Benedict Cumsinbatches sings and sort of sounds like Morrissey with laryngitis –  Celebitchy

Khloe Kardashian needs to stop scaring the Silver Fox like this – Towleroad

I really thought the first picture was of Jada Pinkett SmithThe Berry 

The Photoshoppers at Brahma Beer are still doing weird things to Megan Fox’s already plastic face – Popoholic

What lezzies think of peens (sadly, they didn’t ask Rojo Caliente) – OMG Blog

Jordan Catalano basically went on the GOOP diet to lose 30 pounds – Just Jared

A KUWTK producer admits the obvious – IDLYITW

I think my sister has the same pink coat as Duchess Kate, except my sister’s coat is covered with cat fur, taco sauce and subway dust – Popsugar

These pictures from the G.I. Joe premiere would be so much better if The Rock wasn’t wearing so many clothes – Moe Jackson 

MiserAlba is trying to be the next GOOP – Celebslam

Now if only a judge will rule that the Kardashians need to be pulled off this planet – Popbytes

But what I really want to know is what’s happening to the right – I’m Not Obsessed

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