If you’ve ever wanted to know what Charlie Sheen would look like if he didn’t have tens of millions of dollars and bought all his clothes from the Chess King going out of business sale, then here you go. Here’s Corey Feldman leaving Booty Bellows in West Hollywood with a beauty on each arm. You might be wondering why in no lips hell would anybody leave a club with Corey Feldman in the year 2013. I can think of a few reasons. Maybe the girl on the left realized after leaving her house that wearing exquisite rhinestone flip-flops to the club wasn’t a good idea. So she decided that since the night’s theme was “bad decisions,” she might as well go all the way by leaving the club with Corey Feldman.
And maybe it’s just me, but that cigarette seems extra loooooooong. I’d hit it. The cigarette, not Corey.