Thursday, March 14th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Corey Feldman And Two Lovely Ladies

If you've ever wanted to know what Charlie Sheen would look like if he didn't have tens of millions of dollars and bought all his clothes from the Chess King going out of business sale, then here you go. Here's Corey Feldman leaving Booty Bellows in West Hollywood with a beauty on each arm. You might be wondering why in no lips hell would anybody leave a club with Corey Feldman in the year 2013. I can think of a few reasons. Maybe the girl on the left realized after leaving her house that wearing exquisite rhinestone flip-flops to the club wasn't a good idea. So she decided that since the night's theme was "bad decisions," she might as well go all the way by leaving the club with Corey Feldman.

And maybe it's just me, but that cigarette seems extra loooooooong. I'd hit it. The cigarette, not Corey.

Posted by: Michael K


dorian_graye's picture

HA! Chess King precisely.

mamacita75's picture

What is this? Corey's daycare? Those two weren't even born when he was a star. :) Poor buddy.

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

I actually feel bad for both Corey's. They were both so screwed up from Hollywood, Feldman doesn't know how to live normally. It is really sad.

Foxxy Brown's picture

night, within!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, I'm beginning to think so too. Too much focus on one thing now. Have a good night, Foxxy Mamma.

One more day and we're off! :)

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Foxxy Brown's picture

@ within -- i've known about her for years from p.r. flack in mags and then gossip blogs. it seems to always be about her tits and her search for/breaking up from a relationship. do not recall ever hearing much about her progression as an actress or her really caring about her work that much

came back bec my dog decided to start throwing up just as i was about to go to bed. she's outside gakking, i'm here rolling my eyes

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Glambert's picture

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 1:11am.
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Author?

All I know is that I think Jacko is(was) a kiddy diddler!

I wouldn't even be slightly surprised if Feldman is getting a 1 grand a month (HUSH HUSH!) payout from the Jackson estate either.

WithinReason...'s picture

Bambam, ok, *flash* (If you tell anyone you in big trouble). :P

Night to you too Foxxy!

VOB, where'd you go, you off to sleep!?

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bambam's picture

Glams, I highly doubt any money was paid to him. MJ probably gave him with presents or some such. Corey really seemed to be fond of MJ. Who knows, maybe MJ always played the bottom in anything between them, y'know? I know some so called author made that assertion about MJ, that he was an insatiable bottom. Pretty salacious huh?

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WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, for years, really? Yeah, gets tiresome.

GG, night night to you.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:53am.

Hi Bambam. ok. friends again.

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Hi yourself. I didn't see any boobs though. I thought friends shared. lol

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bambam's picture

I know there was a blind item everyone thought was her about a star who had two successful tv shows that was worried she was falling out of the limelight and was seriously considering a Playboy appearance.

I put JLH in the same category with what's her name, another texas girl always complaining about failed relationships and gives me strong lesbian vibes for some reason. Dammit, she just sang live at the inaugural, can't remember her name. Fuckin' old fart I am.

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Foxxy Brown's picture

night, GG - fun as always! i'm out too, night all!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

@ Within - you're right, but she's been trying that gimmick for years and she's still B- list and radioactively single. time to come up with new strategery!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

My laptop is acting up so nite folks!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:35am.
I'm sure both 'Coreys' were part of Michael Jackson's pedo empire!

It's obviously very sad that Corey Haim was a cutie and this is what became of him before he died:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HHCb2LQ_g

FELDMAN comes across as a posturing douche thouth!
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Hiya Glams. I can't throw any hate on Corey for some reason, he just seems like a good looking guy who never realized his potential. Unfortunate that he idolized MJ, I saw him on AB once. Don't remember if he had a song or not but he mimicked MJ's moves spot on. Painful to watch.

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It's hard to hear about how Feldmen claims of Hollywood producers take advantage of up and coming STARS when he was CLEARLY one of Jacko's victims and defends him! I only wonder how much 'hush money' Feldman was paid!

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi Bambam. ok. friends again.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Her desperation is what kills what hot she does have...to me she is just a step above Pheobe Price.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, GG, they're trying to sell her like Jello and KK with the ass. In her case, it's the boobs and vajizzle vajazzle talk. I don't mind her she has a hot body but she's kinda boring. She could be sexy and interesting if she wanted but she'd rather play it like this.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:38am.
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Damn withy, don't you know by now how slow and dense I can be? I can't follow along quickly enough and forget to speak to you sometimes.

You just gotta stand in front of me, take out your boobs and slap me in the face with them, that usually works but it's no guarantee. ;D

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Foxxy Brown's picture

i like(d) both Coreys. this one tells the natural truth about Dan Schneider and his corporate enablers, that's for sho

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Ewwwww, she went out with Wilmer! *GAGS*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Glambert, after watching Boredas' vids, I saw the Corey's interview on CNN, then one with Haim's mom a year after he died. She'd been battling cancer at the time. Also when Feldman opened that can of worms that is Ho'wood and what they do to kid stars... Those two make me very sad. :(

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Foxxy Brown's picture

@bambam, GG - i was googling to try to remember how she first got on my "bitch, please" list and immediately found something that is going to keep her there

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-consi...

all together now -- "BITCH, PLEASE!"

ETA: but, do irc -- she has a crazy mom or very juvenile relationship with mom or something...?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

bambam's picture

Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:35am.
I'm sure both 'Coreys' were part of Michael Jackson's pedo empire!

It's obviously very sad that Corey Haim was a cutie and this is what became of him before he died:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HHCb2LQ_g

FELDMAN comes across as a posturing douche thouth!
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Hiya Glams. I can't throw any hate on Corey for some reason, he just seems like a good looking guy who never realized his potential. Unfortunate that he idolized MJ, I saw him on AB once. Don't remember if he had a song or not but he mimicked MJ's moves spot on. Painful to watch.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, you kill me. Seriously I should check out the show but you guys said it wasn't the same once Kors left... your commentary's better anyway.

*Still ignoring Bambam, no I'm not hurt.*

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Gardening Girl's picture

WR, they didnt get to flash much...they were encased in tacky rags and velcro.

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Glambert's picture

I'm sure both 'Coreys' were part of Michael Jackson's pedo empire!

It's obviously very sad that Corey Haim was a cutie and this is what became of him before he died:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HHCb2LQ_g

FELDMAN comes across as a posturing douche thouth!

Foxxy Brown's picture

no flashing within but one of the strippers got a woody in front of the judges and the velcro seams on the sides of his pants started to come apart!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

No worries WR. It was a pleasant distraction from the fug on the runway this week.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

bambam's picture

Foxxy, GG, I caught JLH on the Chew the other day. She could..not..WAIT to share the innuendos, the unnecessary tmi's with the hosts and audience. I'd still hit it but she's officially on my "bitch please" list now.

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Foxxy Brown's picture

@GG - yes so glad those stupid commercials are gone!

and i was wondering the same thing about within's comment -- maybe she is sensitive about seeing designer blood after the shankings next week?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

GG, just teasing yas. Sorry for the One E talk. Is the show done? Did the strippers flash anything?

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Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy, at least they are not abusing Robert Palmer's songs anymore!

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Gardening Girl's picture

WR, what's upset you?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

GG -- if that bitch personally did a script reading in my living room i wouldn't come out of the bedroom to hear it

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

*mails tub of Crisco to One Direction*

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WithinReason...'s picture

:O

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Foxxy Brown's picture

it just ended, bambam

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy they really are pushing htat Client List arent they? Still not going to watch that crap!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

so. wait. all of these little girls see these guys grabbing each others asses right in front of them all of the time but yet they are still "teen sex symbols"?

*side eyes every parent in every nation on the planet*

for the record from what i've heard on the radio imo styles' has a better adult vocal future than the lesbeaver but i still think there's vocal hope for miss maple syrup

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Next week all the bitches will be out with their shanks!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

bambam's picture

Yes to everyone, it was first shown on SB sunday. I just saw it again, had the same reaction, bleh. What'chall doin, the Project Runway thing?

To the vampire comments earlier, I got one for ya; Frank Langella's dracula. Went to the movies to see that one, he was so cool I wanted to be him. What's not to love, he had the hair, he had the cape and all the ladies couldn't resist him, score!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

why is this big titted living kewpie doll Hewitt person infecing my dvr?! eeeeewwww

*breaks delete button on remote^

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy its more than ass grabbing they all do a full on Frodo and Samwise...giving each other the come do me look.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

GG, he brings more drama than she does. cannot be on the merits, that's for sure

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Hahaha ok, carry on.
lmao

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Gardening Girl's picture

Oh no...Circle Girl better back off!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

wait i'm sorry you're serious with this other conversation? One Direction really grabs each others asses on stage?! i thought you were just telling jokes

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Richard is safe? Wha???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012