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March 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The Sistine Chapel Seagull who took all the attention away from belle of the pope ball yesterday.

Because I love a dramatic, gay and theatrical ass announcement, I actually followed yesterday’s Popeapalooza extravaganza and I loved that a damn seagull was getting all the attention. Before the announcement chimney ejaculated up a bunch of white smoke, The Sistine Chapel Seagull attention whored its way into every shot by hanging around it for hours. It wouldn’t leave that chimney. It was a sign from God that this whole damn thing is for the birds. I was kind of hoping that the seagull would shapeshift into Loki and battle the new pope for the title of head Catholic Queen and win. And I was really hoping that the Sistine Seagull would make its mark on Catholic history by shitting on that chimney.

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