Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Sistine Chapel Seagull who took all the attention away from belle of the pope ball yesterday.
Because I love a dramatic, gay and theatrical ass announcement, I actually followed yesterday's Popeapalooza extravaganza and I loved that a damn seagull was getting all the attention. Before the announcement chimney ejaculated up a bunch of white smoke, The Sistine Chapel Seagull attention whored its way into every shot by hanging around it for hours. It wouldn't leave that chimney. It was a sign from God that this whole damn thing is for the birds. I was kind of hoping that the seagull would shapeshift into Loki and battle the new pope for the title of head Catholic Queen and win. And I was really hoping that the Sistine Seagull would make its mark on Catholic history by shitting on that chimney.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Like the Sistine Chapel hasnt had its share of bird crap over the centuries.
Nothing is going to deter the agenda of Pope Francis.
Seagull was just getting a contact high from the hotboxing cardinals.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:23am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:37am.
I've got it in rotation, downloaded it last weekend... yes, great song. Ya know, for a bunch of death metal thrashin motherfuckers, dudes got a great voice.
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Corey Taylor has a good voice when he decides to take off those stupid masks and use it. I think the reason he formed the band Stonesour is so he could show that side of himself vocally off more.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:37am.
I've got it in rotation, downloaded it last weekend... yes, great song. Ya know, for a bunch of death metal thrashin motherfuckers, dudes got a great voice.
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And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know....
good gosh St. Francis of Assisi! that bird is an omen, of an awesome papalcy to be. :)
Pope Francis wanted the crowd to bless/pray w/him, another good sign.
~O..+~
"If you don't mind, I just condititoned the leather myself"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:26am.
I love this dicksucking bird. totally.
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LMFUCKING(_(_)OFF!!!
Jack I see you got the lyrics from Snuff by Slipknot as your siggy. One of the few songs I like by them(I like stonesour better)
You may also like this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqiTHFDAoW0
It's called Vermillion Part 2.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Chillin on your chimeny takin away all your attention pope Burpgaglio.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I hear the new pope was so inspired by that bird that he's taking the name "Pope Francis Seagull" a la Barbara Hershey Seagull
Albert Brooks tweeted "The new pope came out, saw his shadow and went back in. That means six more centuries of scandal." Ha!\
Wouldn't it have been great if the pope came out doing the salsa and waving that pope wave?
Hey Jack, on one of my many jobs this crew I worked with would amuse themselves feeding gulls, drawing a good sized crowd before breaking up a few Alka Seltzer tablets. Birds would dive, gobble them up and go back to hovering. You know what happened after a few seconds. They were some evil bastards.
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Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
I love this dicksucking bird. totally.
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:15am.
One morning I opened the doors of the stove and stood staring face to face with a petrel, a kind of medium-sized seabird.
I was about to shout "Hey! Come look at this!" when the bitch took off out of the stove in a huge cloud of ash and bashed about the house putting soot marks all over the walls as we chased it down.
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HAHAH! Who had to clean the soot!!??
When I was a kid my family had a wood-burning stove in the kitchen. The task of cleaning it out always fell to me.
One morning I opened the doors of the stove and stood staring face to face with a petrel, a kind of medium-sized seabird.
I was about to shout "Hey! Come look at this!" when the bitch took off out of the stove in a huge cloud of ash and bashed about the house putting soot marks all over the walls as we chased it down.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Mini Albatross. I know that many Dlisters are well-read. The Church is a bane.
Michael Ian Black is HILARIOUS - "With all the excitement about the new pope, I TOTALLY forgot there's no God!!"s
What a bully bird! He unceremoniously kicked that other bird off with a "coming in for landing, bitch!"
It would have been funny if it landed and it's feet got stuck because it was super hot and it got cooked alive on world wide TV....
suddenly explodes]
It burst into flames! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie! Get this, Charlie! It's fire and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning, bursting into flames all the folks agree that this is terrible. This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world ladies and gentlemen. There's smoke, and there's flames, now, ... Oh, the humanity,
DARK SIDED
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
hahha asshole birds!
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 8:51am.
They really are the Kunty Karl of the bird world... them and parakeets. *shudders* *TIPPY TOE echoing in brain*
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And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know.....
that wise bird was merely mocking every shithead staring at a fucking chimney like it mattered.
he was saying "my brain may be tiny as a pea but i am hella smarter than you, asshole".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Texn, I can totally visualize that. LOL.
jack, your story cracked me the hell up. I have a great photo of Mr. Hekki and a seagull at a beachside eatery in Malibu. He's fending it off with a steak knife and the seagull is giving him hilarious side-eye. They're devil-birds, though.
Every time I see a seagull I think of this dumbshit guy I know... in FL, grilling out on the beach and he kept feeding them crackers. I told him to quit because the fuckers would never go away if he kept feeding them... he finally stopped and a couple of them flew over and shit all over his shoulders/back.... fuckin Einstein looks up, shakes his fist with great fury at the sky and yells for the entire world to hear.... "GOD DAMN PIGEONS!!!!" Every time I see one, I lmao and remember that God put stupid people on Earth for our entertainment... feed them well.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
If only the sea gull had taken a giant shit.
I imagine when MK visited the Vatican a Christmas or two back he was dragged kicking and screaming by his Abuelita and guided the entire visit by the earlobe.
seagulls are da debil
Here's hoping seagull is gay and hoping to be married and get an abortion.
I knew that seagull was destined for the internet's highest honor when I saw it. True Hot Slut material.
LAME
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
That hot slut has no idea how famous he his!
Justin Timberlake looks like a seagull.
that seagull must be related to Kim Kardashian trying to steal the spotlight.