Guess Who Was Drunk Off Her Ass At A Charity Event On Tuesday Night?

March 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The answer would’ve been obvious even if I didn’t post a picture. Hell, the answer would’ve been obvious if I asked the question, “Guess who was drunk off her ass today?” The correct answer is always White Oprah!

Seen above just seconds before screaming, “Somebody turn off the spin cycle! The room is spinning too fast,Justin Bieber’s newest nemesis showed up to the Rock Love Art Ball in NYC on Tuesday night. The organizers of the event invited White Oprah, because they got an extra tax write-off if they gave a hot meal and a bottle of booze to the needy. White Oprah acted exactly how you would expect White Oprah to act at any event. She was a drunken, embarrassing mess.

A source tells the NYDN that White Oprah was shit-faced by the time dinner ended and when the ceremony began and they started passing out awards, she constantly stood up and clapped her hands like a stupid seal on speed. During the live auction, she kept clapping until the auction lady told her that she basically just unknowingly won a bunch of items she can’t afford to buy. The source said:

“[She was] clapping and raising her hands in the air. This prompted the auction leader to call out to her, ‘Ma’am, I have to remind you, when I see your hands above your eyebrows it means that you are bidding.’ She told her to stop jiggling around.”

Jiggling around? Why am I picturing a drunken White Oprah (that’s redundant, I know) dancing on her chair while jiggling her titties around? If the auction leader was smart, she would’ve went into the hall, ripped a fire extinguisher from off the wall and auctioned that off. Everyone at that event would’ve emptied their wallets to buy that fire extinguisher, so they could’ve turned it on White Oprah’s messy ass.

And here’s the many drunken faces of W.O.

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