Guess Who Was Drunk Off Her Ass At A Charity Event On Tuesday Night?
The answer would've been obvious even if I didn't post a picture. Hell, the answer would've been obvious if I asked the question, "Guess who was drunk off her ass today?" The correct answer is always White Oprah!
Seen above just seconds before screaming, "Somebody turn off the spin cycle! The room is spinning too fast," Justin Bieber's newest nemesis showed up to the Rock Love Art Ball in NYC on Tuesday night. The organizers of the event invited White Oprah, because they got an extra tax write-off if they gave a hot meal and a bottle of booze to the needy. White Oprah acted exactly how you would expect White Oprah to act at any event. She was a drunken, embarrassing mess.
A source tells the NYDN that White Oprah was shit-faced by the time dinner ended and when the ceremony began and they started passing out awards, she constantly stood up and clapped her hands like a stupid seal on speed. During the live auction, she kept clapping until the auction lady told her that she basically just unknowingly won a bunch of items she can't afford to buy. The source said:
“[She was] clapping and raising her hands in the air. This prompted the auction leader to call out to her, ‘Ma’am, I have to remind you, when I see your hands above your eyebrows it means that you are bidding.’ She told her to stop jiggling around.”
Jiggling around? Why am I picturing a drunken White Oprah (that's redundant, I know) dancing on her chair while jiggling her titties around? If the auction leader was smart, she would've went into the hall, ripped a fire extinguisher from off the wall and auctioned that off. Everyone at that event would've emptied their wallets to buy that fire extinguisher, so they could've turned it on White Oprah's messy ass.
And here's the many drunken faces of W.O.
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Didn't mean to slander dear Patsy. WO wishes she were Edina. That was my point. Patsy is a mom, that was all. It's going to be okay.
Ew, in thumbs 2 and 4 I can see the broken capillaries under her nose from snorting coke!
fucking asshole but i have to say at this point she looks better than lindsay. cannot wait for lindsay's trial. i hope they let the tv cameras in. that'll be a hoot!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:31pm.
umm... hate to be the contestant on mastermind, and my subject being "THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS"
but why the fuck would you invite dina lohan to a charity auction??? she can't buy anything! she got not money.
Star power. Kidding! Someone did some researchery below, suggesting that it's a dubious charity, so dubious guests.
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that figures, so dina lohan is the star power, than you got problems. what was the charity raising for? "The rich underprivileged children of nepotism who haven't been able to make themselves edgy like lady gaga and lena durham, so they have to keep living on their trust funds"
She must get enough attention from people in new jersey who still treat her like she or her daughter is a big deal . Nothing explains their behavior ... ( we know they arent doing drugs. ) besides them still thinking that they are "big" .
I think she looks younger than lindsay. we havent seen lindsay out too much , maybe she realizes her face is f$&ked up but that would take more self realization than she has and she always poses as though her fish lips are amazing beauty.
Theres nothing like white o airing out her fire crotch around town . Im glad that ill never be close enough to these two so i ever have to worry About smelling it .
Id like to see these two go to rehab together , but her mom is the one who only makes up endless excuses for their antics so lindsay will never get better until she goes to jail or her mom passes away.
She just epitomizes 1985 new jersey hooker .
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:31pm.
umm... hate to be the contestant on mastermind, and my subject being "THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS"
but why the fuck would you invite dina lohan to a charity auction??? she can't buy anything! she got not money.
Star power. Kidding! Someone did some researchery below, suggesting that it's a dubious charity, so dubious guests.
Submitted by perfectpeeps on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 10:45pm.
www.perfectpeople.net
Lord, any Lohan just screams class now doesnt it
Hey, quit spamming or buy some advertising space, ya twat.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:31pm.
umm... hate to be the contestant on mastermind, and my subject being "THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS"
but why the fuck would you invite dina lohan to a charity auction??? she can't buy anything! she got not money.
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Maybe Dina got it mixed up and when she read the invitation she thought the charity was for her? Then she got all excited and thought they were going to pay for Lindsay's defense fund and she drank all the free booze, blew everyone at the bar, drunk dialed Cody for a ride home, Cody told her to go fuck herself while thinking, "WHY MEEEE?"
Or maybe that's just what I heard in my head. :)
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hahaha thats the dina i have learnt to love. :P
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 9:31pm.
umm... hate to be the contestant on mastermind, and my subject being "THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS"
but why the fuck would you invite dina lohan to a charity auction??? she can't buy anything! she got not money.
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Maybe Dina got it mixed up and when she read the invitation she thought the charity was for her? Then she got all excited and thought they were going to pay for Lindsay's defense fund and she drank all the free booze, blew everyone at the bar, drunk dialed Cody for a ride home, Cody told her to go fuck herself while thinking, "WHY MEEEE?"
Or maybe that's just what I heard in my head. :)
www.perfectpeople.net
Lord, any Lohan just screams class now doesnt it
umm... hate to be the contestant on mastermind, and my subject being "THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS"
but why the fuck would you invite dina lohan to a charity auction??? she can't buy anything! she got not money.
She looks like she always stinks of alcohol and drunk diarrhea.. And cheap perfume... Like a department store bathroom.. That's it,. She looks like she smells like a dept store bathroom.
Thank you, Twatty - both for the welcome & the explanation!
And thank you too, Foxxy! (I love Pam Grier's movies. The first one I ever saw was "Scream, Blacula, Scream"!)
LMAO at Dina comparing herself to Oprah! The delusion is strong with this one.
Screaming MiMi -- first of all, welcome to dlisted! If I remember correctly, Dina delusionally thought at one time that she could become a talk show host in the vein of Oprah, except that she would be the white Oprah, hence the WO term. I know, ridiculous, right?
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Submitted by Screaming MiMi on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:53pm.
i asked the same question within the past couple of months. WO called herself that in an interview. there are links
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:17pm.
FOUR days til Lindsay's trial!
there's a pre-trial hearing set for tomorrow. i believe they have already moved to continue the trial date, hearing on that motion will prob be tomorrow ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Despite my earlier lurking, I haven't been here long enough to know how Dina earned the White Oprah title. I'm embarrassed to ask for an explanation, but I'm asking for one anyway. Anyone care to enlighten me?
*hugs PSL and in soothing voice* Dear, noting is going to happen to her.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:06pm.
Typically, I find this type of irresponsible skankiness to be pretty hot, but that tragic choice in apparel is off-putting.
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Hahahaha..Jacko always the style maven! (I definitely prefer you to Kunty Karl) Yes, I agree that a cream dress with black pantyhose is old church lady hideous.
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FOUR days til Lindsay's trial!
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Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:22pm.
Everyone on earth knows that this entire family is broke as a joke. How was she going to pay for the stuff...with crack rocks and empty vodka bottles?
Pathetic.
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With her broke-down PUSSAY!
Typically, I find this type of irresponsible skankiness to be pretty hot, but that tragic choice in apparel is off-putting.
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Michael Lohan must be masturbating himself into oblivion.
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Haters - she was just soooo happy someone invited her (where?) anywhere.
The sad part is, as messed up as she looks here, she still looks younger than her daughter.
To those asking, "Why would anyone invite her to anything?"
$3 handjobs in the parking lot would be my guess.
I wish I could walk around being shitfaced all day. That would be soooo fun. Too bad I'm all earning a living like a sucka n stuff. :(
Tore back!
But imagine how bad it sucks to have your fame name tagged "Lindsay Lohan's mon." People haven't wanted to be like Lindsay Lohan for years, and this poor thing is famous for being her mom. That's it. She apparemtly can't do anything or she would have had a record, or been on "How I met My Mom" or whatever it's called. Or fucked 50 Cent, or something.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
why would anybody ever invite her to anything?
Rock Love Art Ball Organizers Just Learned An Expensive Lesson in Event Planning. Who would actually extend an invitation to Dina Lohan without severe trepidation?!?!?!?!? Lesson learned. White Oprah is a lush of a trash spectacle. Well Duh.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Does that look like a baby bump in the picture? I think it is....so,,, Satin is having a child...hmmm,,Lindsay will have a new baby brother to push around....
From her HuffPo profile:
Nichole Rhodes began her career as a broadcast journalist in Detroit and later moved to Abu Dhabi & Dubai where she initiated her international relations advisory and eventually launched her company Rhodes Global Group in 2008.
Everyone on earth knows that this entire family is broke as a joke. How was she going to pay for the stuff...with crack rocks and empty vodka bottles?
Pathetic.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the founder of Rock Art Love:
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Some preliminary research indicated that there is a Dubai connection.
Foxxy, how dare you insult old French peasant dude!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:13pm.
A woman I grew up with was at an Xmas party, and WO was there. In a bedroom, snorting coke all night. The woman is such a mess.....she really needs to have her kids taken away from her.
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Seriously? Not that I'm at all surprised...I would have just thought WO might at least TRY to be a little discreet about these things. Whatta tool.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:54pm.
Lilo, take a look at these pictures.
Might be time to re-evaluate things.
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Lindsay, "Yeah, and your point IS?"
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 1:11pm.
She's more Patsy than Edina.
REPORTED for slander of Patsy Stone! unforgivable.
WO's more like the old guy who let Patsy and Edina into the squat in France
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
A woman I grew up with was at an Xmas party, and WO was there. In a bedroom, snorting coke all night. The woman is such a mess.....she really needs to have her kids taken away from her.
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It's amazing, when the moment arrives that you know you'll be alright
She's more Patsy than Edina.
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After her last trainwreck at a fake charity affair, any organization that would invite a Lohan is suspect. I am off to google the credentials of this event. I'll check in if I find anything fishy.
Hekki, you are evil! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I am kind of surprised she hasn't inflated her lips. Or is it simply because she can't afford to?
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 12:57pm.
Her and Lilo must have done the 2 for 1 dentures special at Comfort Dental/Perfect Teeth.
LOL them chompers are larger than life. Fake teefs freak me out.
Lol at this bitch
Submitted by chewinsmoke: "Can you imagine sitting at the same table as her during dinner!?!?!?!?!?! I would have had to have YouTubed it."
I would LOVE to sit next to WO at dinner! Of course, I always engage the looney birds, because I find it amusing to egg them on.
Her and Lilo must have done the 2 for 1 dentures special at Comfort Dental/Perfect Teeth.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
WOW. And no fucks were given.
She has the same "preggy" belly as Kim K.