To show the world the Church is serious about having a more modern attitude, the new form of White Smoke makes its debut. – i_heart_jack
In an attempt to bring in higher ratings for Pope Watch 2013, the Vatican took a cue from TLC and brought the conclave to Honey Boo Boo’s front yard. – Reesey
As firefighters descended on the scene at Coachella, they knew they were most likely looking at a Gerard Butler fuck fest that had gone horribly wrong. – MeowMeow
Call Of Duty: Brown Ops #2, The Enema Within.
… coming soon for your wee Wii. – Homeless J