Afternoon Crumbs

March 14, 2013 / Posted by:

This is what Nick Minaj looked like after Elle ripped off her cotton candy hooker wig, pulled out her caterpillar feet lashes and dropped a bucket of water on her head – Celebitchy

The Texas T-Rex has stopped fighting the hotness for his art, but more importantly did his arms grow? – Lainey Gossip 

Something to make your genitals run up inside your body: a Pimp Mama Kris sex tape might exist – The Superficial 

Nicki Minaj’s ass is a sturdy place to hold your beverage while you’re lying in the jacuzzi – Drunken Stepfather

Kat Graham went blond and I’ve never noticed this before, but has she always had a Vanilla Ice brow? – Hollywood Tuna 

Who ever dug the popped up collar out of its grave should be dragged all the way to hell…by their popped up collar – Towleroad

Matthew Broderick and his twins look like J. Crew exploded all over them – ICYDK

Jenna Dewan should be Kim Kartrashian’s maternity stylist. No, I take that back, because nothing fills my dead heart with happiness like seeing Kim Kartrashian looking like two tons of messiness – Popoholic

Maxim’s offices: where time stopped in 1998 – IDLYITW

Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune – Just Jared

This list of crappy celebrity tattoos is null and void without Harry Styles’ tribute to Mimi tattoo – The Berry 

Penelope Cruz’s pregnant ass looks good in a two piece and everything, but I’d rather see pictures of Javier Bardem in a banana hammock – Popsugar

GLAAD bans The New York Post from going to their awards show – Boy Culture 

The glitter-covered Honey Baked Ham of Atlanta finally gets his own show – Crunk + Disorderly

And after Larry King said “my place,” he pulled up to a crypt – Videogum

Lil Kim is looking like my uncle in drag as Kimora Lee SimmonsMoe Jackson 

But I want to know is if this picture was taken before or after James Franco sat on that popsicle – Celebslam

Jennifer Aniston asks Charlize Theron for adoption advice – I’m Not Obsessed

The American Idol producers should’ve just put a bewigged Furby in Nicki Minaj’s chair. Nobody would’ve known the difference – SOW

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