Afternoon Crumbs
This is what Nick Minaj looked like after Elle ripped off her cotton candy hooker wig, pulled out her caterpillar feet lashes and dropped a bucket of water on her head - Celebitchy
The Texas T-Rex has stopped fighting the hotness for his art, but more importantly did his arms grow? - Lainey Gossip
Something to make your genitals run up inside your body: a Pimp Mama Kris sex tape might exist - The Superficial
Nicki Minaj's ass is a sturdy place to hold your beverage while you're lying in the jacuzzi - Drunken Stepfather
Kat Graham went blond and I've never noticed this before, but has she always had a Vanilla Ice brow? - Hollywood Tuna
Who ever dug the popped up collar out of its grave should be dragged all the way to hell...by their popped up collar - Towleroad
Matthew Broderick and his twins look like J. Crew exploded all over them - ICYDK
Jenna Dewan should be Kim Kartrashian's maternity stylist. No, I take that back, because nothing fills my dead heart with happiness like seeing Kim Kartrashian looking like two tons of messiness - Popoholic
Maxim's offices: where time stopped in 1998 - IDLYITW
Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune - Just Jared
This list of crappy celebrity tattoos is null and void without Harry Styles' tribute to Mimi tattoo - The Berry
Penelope Cruz's pregnant ass looks good in a two piece and everything, but I'd rather see pictures of Javier Bardem in a banana hammock - Popsugar
GLAAD bans The New York Post from going to their awards show - Boy Culture
The glitter-covered Honey Baked Ham of Atlanta finally gets his own show - Crunk + Disorderly
And after Larry King said "my place," he pulled up to a crypt - Videogum
Lil Kim is looking like my uncle in drag as Kimora Lee Simmons - Moe Jackson
But I want to know is if this picture was taken before or after James Franco sat on that popsicle - Celebslam
Jennifer Aniston asks Charlize Theron for adoption advice - I'm Not Obsessed
The American Idol producers should've just put a bewigged Furby in Nicki Minaj's chair. Nobody would've known the difference - SOW
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 7:16pm.
Aniston adopting would be a replay of Joan Crawford adopting.
Self-absorbed narcissists should not adopt
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Then someone needs to rescue the kids Angelina Jolie adopted STAT!!! She's the one with the "mommy dearest" book in her future.
I think her face is quite lovely.
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
this creature in the above picture looks exactly like the hairballs my cat spits up...
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Ugh...I'm sick to death of this stupid hoe! (waits for somebody to get it)
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"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici. By the power of truth, I while living have conquered the universe"
So, apparently all that stuff she wears is to conceal the fact that she has an enormous head.
I think its safe to say this would be 99% of peoples reaction to a PMK sex tape....
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Love-child of Liza Minnelli and Michael Bolton
I know that issue will be SOOOOOOO full of lies. The damn cover tells right there............ "No Wig, No Costume"
Did they know that raggedy shit on her head is considered a fucking wig??? Or is it a Yaki weave which makes it WHAY WHORSE!
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A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
Like Hekki I also believe there is a PMK sex tape. I believe it involves the Raiders. Very, very old Raiders. Half of them are probably dead now. This should be fun!
The very definition of a Hair Hatted Hooligan.
Damn, she is really beautiful when she washes off the Gaga. Why doesn't she just rock her body and beauty?
Nah, I don't think there's a PMK sex tape. She would have leaked that tape years ago if she could. This is a woman who happily admitted to fucking someone else when her husband wasn't around, she has no shame.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
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Now that Nickie Minaj is attempting to take herself more seriously do think she is going to change her name from Minaj??
Wow, Nicki looks very striking in that picture.
flippin channels and find Jane Lynch on Glee in full Nicki Minaj gear singing Super Bass. never in my life ~dies~
The "Honey Baked Ham"s new evening show with a panel of chatty queens discussing fashion obviously is a direct Joan Rivers steal.
I think the last celebrity I'd piss off is Joan Rivers. When she got flack from groups lately by making a Jew-oven joke on her Oscar review telecast she didn't issue and apology she fought back with "DON'T lecture ME about the Holocaust!!!" "Joan Rivers goes ballistic on Celebrity Apprentice" is possibly the best clip from that show of all time.
Dirty Minaj looks so different here!! Without the clown makeup she looks pretty good, nice boobs. Who the eff is this and why doesn't Minaj bring her out to play more often? lol
I'd never confuse that Jenna chick with the mess that is KK.
Filthy Lil Kim, not looking so good, who the eff is that?
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I understand what ghetto means but when you say it about a person that is actually from the ghetto, my perception of it is that it's like calling them the "n-word" without saying it. Paris Hilton is totally ghetto but when you say it about a person that started at the bottom and went to the top instead of Paris starting with everything and going to prison because cocaine falls out of her butt (or wherever it was lol) at the police station. That's ghetto.
Aniston adopting would be a replay of Joan Crawford adopting.
Self-absorbed narcissists should not adopt
She's still wearing a wig...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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ubmitted by bambam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:05pm.
Nicki Minaj is ugly with or without the wig/ contacts/crazy makeup/etc.
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I disagree.
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I'm with you on this one Bammer, I don't think she'd gorgeous by any means and I don't really care for her look when she's done up like a clown but I do think in this particular picture she looks pretty enough. I don't know, I wouldn't call her ugly here anyway.
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:08pm.
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Whaaat, a threesome!? I love to but I'm kinda seeing someone :P
Irish doesn't count, Whamo, she's married!
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Weeeell then :D
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:05pm.
Nicki Minaj is ugly with or without the wig/ contacts/crazy makeup/etc.
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Amen! And damn did they photoshop her ass, literally. She's not that thin.
@ saltydog -- http://vimeo.com/39116336
re: nikki - i honestly had no idea who was in the photo until i scrolled down and read the text. wow, just "wow" at the time and effort to pile makeup, contacts, lashes hair etc to COMPLETELY change one's appearance daily, and probably twice a day most days
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't understand how Nicki is famous!
I really don't!
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:05pm.
Nicki Minaj is ugly with or without the wig/ contacts/crazy makeup/etc.
She is one of the ugliest cunts around, that's for sure. Along with Ke$hit.
Of COURSE there's a PMK'S sex tape. She hung out with some sketchy people back in the day. Like the Real Housewives but skeezier.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:08pm.
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Whaaat, a threesome!? I love to but I'm kinda seeing someone :P
Irish doesn't count, Whamo, she's married!
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:05pm.
Nicki Minaj is ugly with or without the wig/ contacts/crazy makeup/etc.
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I disagree.
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Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:43pm.
*throws shoes at Whamo*
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You hold him, I'll hit him!
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Whaaat, a threesome!? I love to but I'm kinda seeing someone :P
Nicki Minaj is ugly with or without the wig/ contacts/crazy makeup/etc.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:43pm.
*throws shoes at Whamo*
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You hold him, I'll hit him!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:43pm.
*throws shoes at Whamo*
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Throw your pants and top too :P :D
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:42pm.
Man that outfit makes Matthew Broderick look gayer than a Pride float.
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...at least those twins look like they've inherited their Dad's looks...lucky girls...
...might be too early to call, but one of them also looks like she may have inherited her Dad's thighs...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:30pm.
Remember when 'diva' used to mean 'female opera singer'? Like, someone whose talent could excuse certain demands and a slightly standoffish attitude. Not 'talentless cunt hanging onto their 15 min's for dear life'.
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...baha...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
*throws shoes at Whamo*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Man that outfit makes Matthew Broderick look gayer than a Pride float. I mean, COME ON!! That is some kind of photo-op, or SJP forced him to dress like that, or he’s gay. Pink and grey? Come on now.
I know nothing about Nikki but I think she looks kinda pretty here.
That's clearly a wig Kat Graham is wearing.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:30pm.
Not 'talentless cunt hanging onto their 15 min's for dear life'.
Ha! Agreed.
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:18pm.
I shop on NAP and Outnet too, but they have very limited things there. The customs tax puts me off buying online from the US completely. I once bought a dress from some website and paid more than half the dress value in customs tax + postage. And then I had to return it, so by the time I got a refund I retained like 25% what I paid over all. Not happy.
She looks like a wet cat walking around around in the ghetto.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Nicki Minaj looks really good there. This is a hopeful sign. I'm not a fan but I've noticed that in some interviews she puts on the character and in others she seems like a real person. If she wasn't always in your face being an asshole I would wish her all success.
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Nicki Minaj actually looks really pretty here.
A little secret about Kat Graham's eyebrows: they're drawn on.
Remember when 'diva' used to mean 'female opera singer'? Like, someone whose talent could excuse certain demands and a slightly standoffish attitude. Not 'talentless cunt hanging onto their 15 min's for dear life'.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 4:04pm
YES! Girl, I saw some things on Shopbop which I was tempted to buy, but not knowing the sizing put me off.
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ShopBop is one of my favorite websites, cause they ship free & no cursed California sales tax! Do you ever buy from Net A Porter or the Outnet? Love them too. See, I have the same problem with Paul Smith. I think only Barneys carries it here, plus it runs miniature!
PURE GHETTO TRASH...and has the nerve to be a judge on a singing show...bitch is autotuned from here to eternity...arrrrggghhhh
"Unzipped" in order to show off her perfectly fake boobies.
That picture is bizarre. It's either photoshopped to death or NM's head is actually that huge. Or she's a dude. Personally, I think she looks better with all the rainbow nonsense.
I've never heard her talk. I get all my American Idol updates from my mom. Via text. Be jealous!
I never read Elle magazine before. I won't start now.
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
So fucking funny that it is written if PMK has a sex tape, it could "destroy their empire". Hello? Their "empire" was BUILT ON A SEX TAPE.
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Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 03/14/2013 - 3:52pm.
y'know Luci, their clothing/accessories line called Elizabeth & James is quite pretty. The fabrics & quality are good
YES! Girl, I saw some things on Shopbop which I was tempted to buy, but not knowing the sizing put me off. I'd rather hunt the range down next time I'm in NYC and see what it's like in person; they don't stock it here (that I know of, maybe in Selfridges London). Saw some shoes/ankle boots that I was dying for, but they sold out. With the exception of some blazers and leather skinnies, The Row looks pretty boring.
Topanga, just mail it back. Maybe they'll get the hint.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012