Michelle Duggar Wants To Have Another Baby

March 13, 2013 / Posted by:

I guess nothing lulls Jim Bob Duggar to sleep like the soothing and sorrowful sound of Michelle Duggar’s uterus sadly humming the melody to “Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen” to itself at night…… Because Michelle and Jim Bob are making her uterus even sadder by telling the world that they want to have yet another baby. Michelle’s Battle of Normandy womb is probably temporarily speechless right now, so I’ll speak for it by saying: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!

The Duggar family announced on Monday that they’re single-handedly single-vaginaedly helping the US to overtake China as the #1 most populated country in the world and Michelle told Radar that being a grandmother again is “wonderful,” but she would really love to have another baby of her own. Michelle and Jim Bob’s 19th child, Josie, was born with all kinds of health problems and she suffered a miscarriage a little over a year ago. Michelle tells Radar that she might be too old to have another child, but she’s still trying.

“If God saw fit for us to receive another child we would love that and welcome that. Well, I’m 46 years old, and if this is the end for me being able to bear children then that is God’s timing. I will rejoice no matter where I find myself. Having grandchildren is like cream on the top of a wonderful sundae!”

We get it, Michelle Duggar, we get it. Michelle and Jim Bob like to fuck and they like to do it bareback style. But for the sake of her uterus, she should put a plug in Jim Bob’s peen slit before she gets on that dick. I don’t know how many times I’ve read about Michelle Duggar’s uterus prolapsing. Every time her uterus tries to fall out, Jim Bob shoves it back in with his peen and tries to make another baby. If the Duggars really want to add to their hoarders pile of babies, they should just take a couple from OctoMom.

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