Wednesday, March 13th 2013

Michelle Duggar Wants To Have Another Baby

I guess nothing lulls Jim Bob Duggar to sleep like the soothing and sorrowful sound of Michelle Duggar's uterus sadly humming the melody to "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen" to itself at night...... Because Michelle and Jim Bob are making her uterus even sadder by telling the world that they want to have yet another baby. Michelle's Battle of Normandy womb is probably temporarily speechless right now, so I'll speak for it by saying: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!

The Duggar family announced on Monday that they're single-handedly single-vaginaedly helping the US to overtake China as the #1 most populated country in the world and Michelle told Radar that being a grandmother again is "wonderful," but she would really love to have another baby of her own. Michelle and Jim Bob's 19th child, Josie, was born with all kinds of health problems and she suffered a miscarriage a little over a year ago. Michelle tells Radar that she might be too old to have another child, but she's still trying.

“If God saw fit for us to receive another child we would love that and welcome that. Well, I’m 46 years old, and if this is the end for me being able to bear children then that is God’s timing. I will rejoice no matter where I find myself. Having grandchildren is like cream on the top of a wonderful sundae!”

We get it, Michelle Duggar, we get it. Michelle and Jim Bob like to fuck and they like to do it bareback style. But for the sake of her uterus, she should put a plug in Jim Bob's peen slit before she gets on that dick. I don't know how many times I've read about Michelle Duggar's uterus prolapsing. Every time her uterus tries to fall out, Jim Bob shoves it back in with his peen and tries to make another baby. If the Duggars really want to add to their hoarders pile of babies, they should just take a couple from OctoMom.

Posted by: Michael K


If these dimwits believe God created everything then that means God created "BIRTH CONTROL, SPERMACIDE and CONDOMS too! I say crunchy curls needs to slather some of that chit on her chocha now!
Totally agree with all of you who said she is mental and has a hoarding disorder-
Also feel for all of you ( like me too ) who can't have kids and dont hate when others get to have kids and are happy for most other parents but get really pissed at this bullshit. Shut your fucking mouth you asshole. You are just gloating now.

Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.

Jim Bob is probably shoving it in even as I write this comment.

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that's probly her birthing couch, teehee.

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It's times like this I'm glad I grew up an only child. Though there were some idiots who acted like my mom did me a disservice by not popping out more kids. *Kanye shrug* smh

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God has given them two warnings already.

I am 46 and my youngest (out of four) is 14 months. So I am not bothered by the age thing, more the number of children her body can handle.

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LMAO at the comment about her uterus collapsing and Jim Bob shoving it back in with his cock!!!

One of the many ways they can "afford" so many kids is they don't pay taxes. They claim their home is a "church" and therefore are tax exempt.

They're being so selfish, puting the baby's health at risk.

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Barfs, who cares what number kid this is. Barfs barfs barfs barfs barfs barfs

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Ok so.....Josie was a micro preemie. Michelle had to deliver her early because of a seveere case of preeclampsia. Thankfully Josie's doing great and Michelle survived. WARNING #1??

Then she has a miscarriage at 5 months. WARNING #2??

Now they want to try again?? What will the next "It's time to close the shop" sign be???

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Are they sitting on a loveseat with wheels? Michael K., I do believe you have a candidate for a future Hot Slut of the Day!

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I can't have kids either. :( And I am sick of these greedy asswipes. Yay, your uterus works super quick. Congrats.

She doesn't care if she dies having another kid; she'll be a martyr, loving her kids soooo much she died having them! She gladly took that risk, knowing she might die! Such an unselfish paragon of motherhood!

Hahaha as if.

Jim Bob (gawd, who the hell would call themselves that?) always has that smug look on his face... his wife and kids are his property and he's molding them to be just like him. He is in charge and he knows it. Even when Michelle is sitting down, her shoulders are hunched over, just an automatic posture.

Selfish asshole.

"As "God" see's fit. Ugh. She talks like fucking Pa Ingalls."

Pa wouldn't have put up with her foolishness.

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YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHILDREN. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY PLEASE STOP. signed, GOD.

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Oh fuck off!

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Ugh. Nothing irritates me more than hearing "if it's God's will..." It's 100% biological.

The selfishness of that couple kills me. The last baby had/has health issues and Michelle almost died giving birth (or during the pregnancy, whatever). Why have another? As someone said, what husband would put his wife in that condition? If you loved your kids, why would you do something that risked your life and left them without a mother? And why have a child when there's a huge chance it will have extreme health problems? What quality of life is that?

Oh sorry, I forgot the answer to my questions is "if it's God's will..." I feel so dumb.

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I hope the cunt dies of labor complications, they are so fucking disgusting.

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I am so tired of this cunt getting a pass because they can "afford it". When the oldest girls are raising the damn kids, and doing all the housework, no they fucking can't. They are a "church" so they don't pay a dime in taxes, and Jimbob gets insurance FOR LIFE. All this cunt does is take--take from the state and federal government, and take from her own damn children.
You want a litter you fucking raise that litter whore.

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I think her quote should have said, "I'm addicted to be pregnant. It is the only thing in my life that makes me feel like I have self worth. I am jealous that my daughter in law is having all the babies now, I may be going through a mid life crisis. I am so selfish that I would be willing to die and have my older children really raise their siblings, because I have a warped sense of what Jesus wants for my family."

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And I can't even have one child.

And its not like she takes care of the kid. She hands it off to the older girls. TLC was right quick to edit the clips out of Josie calling Jana mama!

And do they forget that Michelle almost had a STROKE when Josie was emergency delivered!
What husband would risk his wife's life like that!

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DrFunkenstein -- OMG, is that your kitty in your avie? If so, that is the cutest little baby! Hugs & kissies in advance!!!

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"Michelle's Battle of Normandy womb"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

justincase's picture

Michelle Duggar is mentally ill and her husband is an asshole. Just my opinion.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:09pm.

I lost my father at a young age so it's just me and my mom. She is going to live forever soooooo.

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I know how you feel. I worry all the time about my Mom and Dad. They have been the two constants in my life that make me more grounded. I always enjoy talking to them, because they have to be two of the most wacky people I have ever known. It is like a nice warm bowl of chicken soup...it's comforting!

I wish my Mom and Dad would like to be like 200. I wish. I have waited to have kids because I hate my job and want to return to grad school. I just hope and pray they are around to see them grow. I never had any grandparents that were around, and I would have loved that. I missed out on it, and I don't want my kid/kids to miss out!

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Submitted by Latex Jungle on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:39pm.

Latex, I am so sorry about your situation. I know how that goes - I have had friends with similiar issues.

I do agree with another poster...nature can SUCK. I have had so many medical problems, even with all my efforts of trying desperately to take care of myself properly. Sometimes, life just blows ass.

I wish you all the best.

BTW, I LOVE MOMMA'S FAMILY! I have like a box set of the first two seasons. I bought it off of Amazon for my recovery after surgery...the first of many that I have had.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 1:09pm.

I lost my father at a young age so it's just me and my mom. She is going to live forever soooooo.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:57am.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:38am.

I'm an only child too and I have to say it definitely had and still has it's advantages. :) Although my best friend has two siblings and they are all within 4 years of each other and are so close - and I'm kinda jealous of that. But I LOVED being an only.

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Yes - being an only child rules. I love it...but I'm still young. It's going to suck when my parents get old and I don't have any other brothers or sisters to help me out with care. One of them is in Argentina, my dad moved there for retirement and he has stated he will not come back to the USA if he gets sick. I'm F'd

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I think about this all the time. I have spoken with my Mom at length about obtaining long-term care insurance. This could help her and my Dad out if I cannot care for them on a long-term basis. My Mom is 63 and my Dad is in his late fifties. I worry about them, since my Dad is a heavy smoker.

My sister (I do have a half-sister) is someone I would never count on in this situation. She is broke, and currently in nursing school. I am not sure if she has the mindset to be a caregiver. So, I know that I would most likely be responsible for their care. I will do what I can when the time comes.

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I'm fucking tired of that moronic woman and her pregnancy cult. These two fuckwits won't stop until she's dead and then he'll start on another moron with even more crotch fruit.

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if your children can walk before they are delivered, your box needs to retire.

"this is serious. we can make you delirious!"
the PSA pills

miz cynical's picture

Twatty - you're so wrong! :) Now, all I can think about is the movie Bridesmaids when the mom is complaining about what it's like to be a mother to teenage boys! Multiply that by how many the Duggars have! GROSS!

HoneyQ's picture

Try ABSTINENCE, you drips!

Submitted by N. on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:39pm.
This bitch! :'( She gets to have a whole litter and at 46 gets to even consider having another one? Thats some "god" whos giving them.to her special ass--a god that plays favorites. Yes im pissed! Yes im angry! I just turned 39 and thanks to an autoimmune disease I dont get to have any children at all, and while this bitch keeps breeding and breeding because Jesus loves her so much, I get to go thru hot flashes thanks to premature menopause. If there is a God I hate him!!!!! :'(
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I don't ever want children, and I'm pms'ing wishing I was menopausal, so I can't relate to your pain. I still felt a little sad reading your post.

God, if he exists, does play favorites.
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God has nothing to do with it, despite what some mega-mommies want you to believe. It's 100% medical science. Just like God doesn't choose to kill a pediatric cancer patient. I'm sorry, even if you believe in God, how can one rationalize that he "chooses" some of the 24k fuckheads running around with babies - Susan Smith, Casey Anthony, those trailer Hitler fans in South Jersey, Jenelle, Kim K and Octomom. Yeah Octomom got IVF but it doesn't always work and it worked for her 7 times in 9 years, so she factors into the equation. That's not divine choosing. That's the shitty randomness of nature.

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Foxxy -- oh, hon, I'm sorry; I forget about my friends on the west coast. *hugs*

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Her fake smile in that pic says it all: "You're wasting my time, just stick it in!!"

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:39pm.
This bitch! :'( She gets to have a whole litter and at 46 gets to even consider having another one? Thats some "god" whos giving them.to her special ass--a god that plays favorites. Yes im pissed! Yes im angry! I just turned 39 and thanks to an autoimmune disease I dont get to have any children at all, and while this bitch keeps breeding and breeding because Jesus loves her so much, I get to go thru hot flashes thanks to premature menopause. If there is a God I hate him!!!!! :'(
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I don't ever want children, and I'm pms'ing wishing I was menopausal, so I can't relate to your pain. I still felt a little sad reading your post.

God, if he exists, does play favorites.

Latex Jungle's picture

This bitch! :'( She gets to have a whole litter and at 46 gets to even consider having another one? Thats some "god" whos giving them.to her special ass--a god that plays favorites. Yes im pissed! Yes im angry! I just turned 39 and thanks to an autoimmune disease I dont get to have any children at all, and while this bitch keeps breeding and breeding because Jesus loves her so much, I get to go thru hot flashes thanks to premature menopause. If there is a God I hate him!!!!! :'(

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:38am.

That being said, this woman is INSANE. I think the thing that bothers me the most is that she is willing to put a child's health in jeopardy.
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Hear, hear. At her age, the risk of that child having Downs Syndrome is like 1 in 50. How selfish.

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While I don't mind the Duggars one bit, homegirl needs to quit the babies. They had a pretty good run when it comes to healthy kids with only one out of 19 with problems , but give it a rest . We had one with autism , I got pregnant with number two before the first one showed any signs and now we have two autistic ones. Our chance of having a third with Autism is 75 percent according to our doc. While I do believe in God and could throw their theory around that he wouldn't give me more than I can handle , I also see how beat I am some days after a rough day with our kids . So thanks for looking out for us , Jesus , but my mental state said two is enough. After all he gave me a mind to make my own decisions .

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 12:34pm.

miz cynical -- hey, hon! But how do the kids masturbate in their dormitory type setting? LOL! You know they have all those washing machines because the shits get all funked up from the boys spewing up a storm. Yes, gross, I know. I can see Michelle riding Jim Bob cowboy style, with a leather corset on, thigh-high leather spike heel boots on and a riding crop and he finishes off doggy style grabbing her crunchy curls. Hot doggeh!!

i repeat. "VOM!" some of you people -- [side eyes MK first] really have no regard for others who have different meal times than you. *tosses late breakfast into garbage disposal*

Hi Twatty!

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"Finally out of ideas, the Duggars named the latest addition to the family 'Paycheck.'"

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miz cynical -- hey, hon! But how do the kids masturbate in their dormitory type setting? LOL! You know they have all those washing machines because the shits get all funked up from the boys spewing up a storm. Yes, gross, I know. I can see Michelle riding Jim Bob cowboy style, with a leather corset on, thigh-high leather spike heel boots on and a riding crop and he finishes off doggy style grabbing her crunchy curls. Hot doggeh!!!

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Any sane husband after that many kids should run away screamin'. And he'd have plenty of time to duck under the bed, because I'm sure when Mrs. D. walks across a room, she must make the sound of a whistle in a wind tunnel.

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You'd think she'd be a natural breast feeder which is nature's birth control but she probably slaps formula in those babe's mouth so she can ovulate again next week.
Anyway the good sign is that it's been so long since her miscarriage and now that her eggs have probably HAD. IT.

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Misslainey & pixxxe - thanks for giving me an idea of the blueprint! :). Sounds like their house is more of a dormitory/campus vs. Home. If I were one of the older kids, i'd be pissed, too. Knock it the fuck off. It's not cute!

Twatty - hey! Thanks for giving me THAT image right before lunch :)! Nah, I'm gonna pretent that their idea of getting freaky is like doing it with the lights on or whatever daring type of thoughts Ned Flanders would have :)

they should put a uterus in her a**, the baby will do better there.

I'd be happy if no one ever gives this pregnancy-addicted greedy cow the media attention she obviously craves ever again.

they must need to replace the kid servants that are leaving the nest.

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HBM -- hi, sweetie! <3

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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

I can understand the desire for another baby. Babies seriously are like chips you can't have just one.
but those cute, squishy babies grow up into nasty, demanding preschoolers...so naturally it's time to have another baby and ignore the others!

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my only reaction is a simple direct quote from the esteemed philosopher and peenologist Dr. Loopy Diddums Gorilla, MD, PhD, <3

"VOM!"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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misslainey -- well, check that picture of them up above on that settee, I'm surprised, that's the most stylish outfit I've ever seen her in. Usually she's wearing a short-sleeved cotton top & plain skirt from Walmart while Jim Bob wears a cheap suit from the Men's Wearhouse clearance rack. I guess, I don't know what others in their religion dress like, I would imagine rather horribly. I have seen that swimwear -- it's awful!!! Now me, if I had their money, I'd be shopping at Neiman Marcus, but hey, that's me. I'm fancy that way -- LOL!!! But I'd send the kids to Tarjay!

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 11:57aYes - being an only child rules. I love it...but I'm still young. It's going to suck when my parents get old and I don't have any other brothers or sisters to help me out with care

I am an only and had a only. It has been a possitive upbringing for both of us but then my parents and also my husband and I made sure we
were not spoiled. Of course, multiples can also be spoiled:)
Anyhow, The downside I did not see until I was older and my Mom was so sick. It fell on my shoulders, but my boss at the time was one of 6 and he said I should be glad I was the one making all the decision. It was a nightmare for him with his siblings making these serious decisions about parents. But these Dugers--are obscene.