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The singing blue puppet pills from a 1983 PSA warning children to beware of medicine that looks like candy.

The people who created this fucked up PSA from the Long Island Regional Poison Control Center were definitely high on the right kind of pills when they came up with this, because it was a weird mess then and it’s a weird mess now. It’s weirdness has stood the test of time. Shit is so weird that Busta Rhymes used the lyrics in one of his songs.

Those singing pills were definitely the pill babies of Viagra and Xanax. If pills started singing like that at me, I’d swallow more pills to deal with their singing or I’d swallow their asses to stop the singing. It’s serious!

And “we could make you delirious” is a selling point!