The Future Queen Of England Has A Name

UsWeekly (via HL) says that Duchess Kate and Prince William have already picked out a full name for the fetus royale that is baking in her womb. Duchess Kate and Prince William haven’t confirmed that they’re having a girl in July, but some source says that they are having a girl and they already know what name they’re going to write down on the royal birth announcement scroll. Unfortunately for Morrissey, they aren’t going with his personal choice for a name: Princess Scroungina Welfarelle of Wales. Right now, they call their fetus “little grape,” but when she’s born they’re going to call her Elizabeth Diana Carole. 

Queen Elizabeth will knock the crowns off their heads with her pocket book if they don’t name the future queen after her, so that’s why they’re naming their daughter Elizabeth. Elizabeth is also Kate’s mother’s middle name. They chose Carole as a second middle name, because Kate’s mom is named Carole and Carole is also the Latin variation of the name Charles. Her first middle name will be Diana for obvious reasons.

BOOOO! Boring and basic name, but what did we expect? Elizabeth, Diana and Carole sound like the top 3 most popular girl names of 1956. There goes my dream of those bitches naming their kid Harryella Waity of Wales. And I can’t be the only one who saw the name “Diana Carole” and figured that Kate and William’s favorite Dynasty character is Dominique Deveraux.