The Devil Still Hates Kim Kardashian

March 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s farts are infused with the human souls she devours, so you’d think that Anna Wintour would love her and they’d bond over their mutual love of torture while bathing in the blood of the living, but nope! Anna Wintour would rather wear a Juicy Couture tracksuit with Crocs than even speak Kim Kartrashian’s name. Kanye West is forever Anna’s homegirl and she’ll gladly get a Brazilian next to him any day of the week, but she hates everything about Kim Kardashian.

A source tells Star (via Radar) that when Kim and Kanye were whoring themselves out during New York Fashion Week, Anna would run into them at shows and she’d blow air kisses at Gay Fish, but she refused to even look at Pimp Mama Kris’ prized heifer. Anna sent Kanye an invitation to last year’s MET Costume Gala, but she wouldn’t let him bring Kim.

Anna Wintour should’ve been fired for putting that humanized strip of oatmeal paste Blake NotSoLively on the cover of Vogue more than once, but she has redeemed herself for putting a permanent ban on all things Kuntrashian. But whatever, I’m sure PMK is rolling her eyes at this. PMK doesn’t need Anna Wintour! PMK recently got Kim a cover of Vogue, thankyouverymuch. Yes, it’s the cover of Vogue Serengeti, but it’s still Vogue!

And here’s Kim “taking it easy” by walking around L.A. in stilt heels while looking like an overstuffed sausage disguised as a business woman.

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