Afternoon Crumbs

Ke$hit looks like a craft project Day of the Dead hooker, but when doesn’t she? – Just Jared

James Franco is stoned as all hell and grabbing hard onto Ashley Benson’s hand like she’s holding a big bag of the good shit – Lainey Gossip 

Olivia Wilde: all the points, Beliebers: none of the points – The Superficial 

I’ll give $5 to the Veronica Mars Kickstarter project if sloths play all the roles in the movie – Towleroad

Josh Brolin, Michael Fassbender and Benicio Del Toro all get drunk and circle jerk together. I added that last part, but let’s pretend it’s true – Celebitchy

Happy lunch time, here’s a side of Whitney Cummings’ bare ass – Drunken Stepfather 

And if a side of Whitney Cummings’ bare ass wasn’t something you were looking for, here’s a full plate of Isla Fisher’s wet ass – Hollywood Tuna 

If you want your magazine sales to drop into a dumpster outside Nashville, put Taylor Swift on your cover – ICYDK

Picture #24 of Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson is the picture every hipster uses as their fashion inspiration – The Berry 

This is how Salma Hayek serves leche to the starving children of the world when her chichis take the day off – Popoholic

Not pictured: Leonardo DiCatchAHo off camera with a giant net – IDLYITW

So this is where Brit Brit gets her weaves from – OMG Blog

Don’t be tardy to the court room – Reality Tea 

So I guess Beyonce and Nicole Kidman started a new business together – Crunk + Disorderly

Something to make your stone cold heart break in half: a puppy in an oxygen mask – Buzzfeed

Miranda Kerr got in a car crash – Popsugar

Rolling in the smog – I’m Not Obsessed

That stupid ass annoying ass Surface tablet is infecting every corner of TV – Videogum

Scott Disick checks to see if Pimp Mama Kris ripped off his nutsack with her teeth yet – Boy Culture