Afternoon Crumbs
Ke$hit looks like a craft project Day of the Dead hooker, but when doesn't she? - Just Jared
James Franco is stoned as all hell and grabbing hard onto Ashley Benson's hand like she's holding a big bag of the good shit - Lainey Gossip
Olivia Wilde: all the points, Beliebers: none of the points - The Superficial
I'll give $5 to the Veronica Mars Kickstarter project if sloths play all the roles in the movie - Towleroad
Josh Brolin, Michael Fassbender and Benicio Del Toro all get drunk and circle jerk together. I added that last part, but let's pretend it's true - Celebitchy
Happy lunch time, here's a side of Whitney Cummings' bare ass - Drunken Stepfather
And if a side of Whitney Cummings' bare ass wasn't something you were looking for, here's a full plate of Isla Fisher's wet ass - Hollywood Tuna
If you want your magazine sales to drop into a dumpster outside Nashville, put Taylor Swift on your cover - ICYDK
Picture #24 of Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson is the picture every hipster uses as their fashion inspiration - The Berry
This is how Salma Hayek serves leche to the starving children of the world when her chichis take the day off - Popoholic
Not pictured: Leonardo DiCatchAHo off camera with a giant net - IDLYITW
So this is where Brit Brit gets her weaves from - OMG Blog
Don't be tardy to the court room - Reality Tea
So I guess Beyonce and Nicole Kidman started a new business together - Crunk + Disorderly
Something to make your stone cold heart break in half: a puppy in an oxygen mask - Buzzfeed
Miranda Kerr got in a car crash - Popsugar
Rolling in the smog - I'm Not Obsessed
That stupid ass annoying ass Surface tablet is infecting every corner of TV - Videogum
Scott Disick checks to see if Pimp Mama Kris ripped off his nutsack with her teeth yet - Boy Culture
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Lately Taylor has had a lot of negativ PR: poor magazine sales, no sense of humor (Tina Fey and Amy Poehler), busted for throwing out UNREAD fan mail (LMAO!), and stalks all guys who come near her. She's a pain in the ass.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 2:52pm.
I just saw the pic and thought it was my Ru fave, Jinxy!
What an insult to Jinkx. And it's a given at this point that she'll win.
lol, I think I like Olivia W now.
Assbender circle jerk, yes! where? what?
Swifter's mag covers don't sell because she appeals to a non-magazine buying demographic, DUH!
Aww the little puppies.
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eww gross that flower covering her flower is puffed up and it looked like she had balls.
thats what i first thought when i saw the pic, i thought it was a drag queen with a bad tuck game.
Kesha, if you don't have the budget for Christina Aguilera's look, don't go to Hobby Lobby and do it on the cheap.
Taylor ruined a potentially good Vanity Fair issue. Thanks Taylor. I'll get it from the library when it comes out anyway so Its not THAT bad.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Aren't Josh Brolin and Del Toro just always drinking? Where was Keifer, LeSquintnez and Johnny Depp?
Olivia Wilde should think about shutting her face. Not funny. What a tool.
I love that Taylor Swift's magazine covers don't sell. Not surprised as I want to see a fashionable woman on a cover, not some fake little hipster idiot. Although I am surprised Lauren Conrad outsells her. She bugs the hell out of me. I subscribe to Lucky (don't judge) and I ripped the cover off the Lauren Conrad issue because I hate the way she cocks her head to the side.
I take it Surface is Windows based and let them spend the money; it always amazes me every computer I've seen on TV shows for years has always been a Mac.
The Britney weave birds nests in S Africa, pretty cool.
@Hekki
they are, nothing like em! fairly good pets too, like big hamsters.
on/t
Kesha looks like she has a skin condition, possibly caused by a diet high in urine. :/
"Not pictured: Leonardo DiCatchAHo off camera with a giant net."
LOL! Thanks, MK. I just did my ab exercise for the day with that laugh.
If I owned a TV studio, I'd give MK his own talk show. My god, that would be amazing.
@Hekki-yes, that's all I meant.
As for Ke¢hup, her tuck game is faltering...I clearly see her manhood...
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
I wonder if some of the 'couples' mentioned on the berry just happened to be photographed together rather than actually dating. Or maybe 'fucking' is a better word to use.
Chinchilla: we didn't get a chinchilla as a pet (we have gerbils, though); a little menagerie came to their preschool There was a chinchilla (her absolute favorite), a chicken, a lizard, a turtle, etc.
Chinchillas are the softest thing EVAR!!!
I thought that photo was Gaga and my glasses are on :/
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 3:29pm.
I can't stand Glenn Close. She is another one who chews up the scenery like AnnE Hathaway.
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Yes! The only thing I remember seeing her in The West Wing but damn, no thanks.
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Brolin, Fassbender, and Del Toro are all known for drunken antics so their friendship should provide fantastically scandalous gossip. Brolin and Fassbender have both been accused of domestic violence so strivers, like Brandi Glanville, may want to exercise a little caution when trying to ride those damaged dicks for famewhore points.
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@Hekki
sweet! if i can offer some advice make sure the cage is in a quiet area, the little boogers can stress easily. also away from heat sources or drafty spots. have fun!! :)
Keshit always looks to me to be in need of a good, long soap and water scrubbing.
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I bet Brooke Shields read loved Liam Neeson's enormous cock; meanwhile Billy Bob and Angelina look like they both stink of shit in that photo.
Chincha: oh, thanks. I didn't think so, but as jaariel pointed out, he fucks idiots.
ETA: my preschooler got to pet a chinchilla today!
This trick is totally wearing shiny tights in the color Suntan. I know this because I had a million pairs from my competition days. Nice!
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@Hekki
i think Benicio is the exception, Fassbender was accused of breaking his gf's nose and we all know about Brolin and Diane Lane. Benny's a drunk tho.
So am I to assume that Benicio is a woman beater, too?
I can't believe some of those couples. Hayden Pantyairs and Quinto? LOL.
I can't stand Glenn Close. She is another one who chews up the scenery like AnnE Hathaway.
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 03/13/2013 - 3:05pm.
Yum, Fassbender. He'd better watch it - Brolin gets violent & stupid when he's drunk.
Yeah, and Del Toro fucks idiots, so...
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
I love that The Berry is claiming Zachary Quinto and Hayden Panatierre dated LOL
BCoop would be wise not to hang out with that group of drunkards (who hit women). unless he's like them, birds of a feather and all that.
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@Tangeline~ didn't see your post, couldn't agree more!
They have 2 things in common: All Oscar Nominees (Del Toro won Oscar for Traffic) and all Winos!
ASSBENDER - ALCOHOLIC - known Drunk. I suspect that is why the adorably cute Nicole Beharie left his ass. She was way too innocent for him.
BROLIN - ALCOHOLIC - Known Drunk! Definitely why Diane Lane left him. He has manhandled her in the past because of being drunk!
DEL TORO - ALCOHOLIC - Known Drunk/Druggie - Need a good washing..
BRADLEY COOPER - Always looks drunk - Maybe why ZOE Z. left him and he has a wondering eye..
very few people are less entertaining than whitney cummings.
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Yum, Fassbender. He'd better watch it - Brolin gets violent & stupid when he's drunk.
Olivia Wilde making fun of Bieber actually makes me like her.
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*PRCXT* That was the sound of the camera lens cracking as Kesha looked into it.
I just saw the pic and thought it was my Ru fave, Jinxy!
“‘Are you a lesbian or are you too old?’” Wilde read from one Bieber fan.
My latest, GREATEST insult. This is amazing.
Kesha is like Gaga without a budget. (I just learned there's a porn actress with a similar name--and into anal--when I typed "Keisha" on Google.)