Justin Timberlake Loves Kanye
Kim Kartrashian no longer has to hold Kanye West's Balenciaga purse for him, because he doesn't have to scratch at Justin Timberlake's face and yank at that trash-talking whore's beautifully relaxed hair anymore. The beef is officially squashed. (FYI: "The beef is officially squashed" is also the code phrase that John Travolta's assistants use to let the housekeepers know his "massage appointment" in his bedroom is over and they better bring extra Bounty Paper Towels and Lysol, because it's that kind of mess.)
The most boring catfight ever started when Kanye West used one of his shows to declare that he doesn't like Jay-Z's new song with Justin Timberlake. Then Justin Timberlake used SNL to declare that "hits so sick, got rappers acting dramatic." If my overuse of the word "declare" made you picture Kanye and Justin delicately fanning themselves with lace fans while saying "I do declare" to each other over and over again, that was my intention.
The most boring catfight ever is probably over now, because on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night, Justin played dumb while making it clear that he sleeps in an I Love Kanye thong every single night. Jimmy brought up Justin changing a lyric to slap at Kanye and their conversation went like this:
JT: Did I change the lyrics? You know, really, everyone, keep calm.
Jimmy: Keep calm and Kanye on.
JT: For the record, I absolutely love Kanye, so there's that. Were the lyrics changed? I don't remember.
Kanye West obviously goes for the hair in a catfight and Justin did not sit in a salon chair for 3 hours and he did not suffer the pain of the relaxer burning into his scalp just so some trick ass bitch can yank out pieces of his freshly straightened hair. Justin is protecting his beauty, that's all. You gotta pick your battles and any battle involving a bitch possibly pulling your gorgeous hair out is not a battle you want to pick. I can't hate on JT for taking the high road and by the high road I mean "I Just Went To The Salon So Let's No Do This Today Boulevard."
via USA Today
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I know I so missed this entire discussion and I'm mad.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 2:16pm.
Foxxy B. Funky Dineva is my friend in my head.
YES GAWD BITCH!!
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These 2 are as dull as dogshit.
Boring.
If u are gonna throw shit at people at least do it properly.
Oooh! Hair talk! I. Missed. It. : /
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what a fucking pussy, i thought Justin was gangster and shit? JT is basically justin bieber, but older.
both wannabe gangsters.
WTF, own your shit, if you wanna start a fire, let it burn bitch, don't chicken out.
i guess after Justin found out she-hulk Jessica Biel wont protect him, he had to back down from his fight with kanye. cuz when she-hulk mad, she-hulk SMASh!!!!!
He doesn't remember if the lyrics were changed? It's a song, JT, not Iran-Contra.
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
This whole article made me LMAO!! Genius, MK!!!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:50pm.
Oh and for you Twatty--I shampoo'd a lady's eyebrowes completely off one time.
Wait, rewind...how and why did this happen exactly???
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 2:16pm.
LOL! I can see I misspelled "layed." And prolly "died."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 2:14pm.
In Philly, they used to call that hair "fried, dyed, and laid to the side."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwStcdyERCg
there are a series of these videos...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
GG: now we're moving into the "scarf, wrap and/or do-rag" discussion ;-D but, i recall from my days as a foxx cub the older folks used vaseline for EVERYTHING -- i almost had no idea what WD-40 was until i reached adulthood, lol
as a kid i had a lanolin product of some sort put on my hair, though. it smelled amazing, i wish i could still find it
OT: all of the men mentioned in this post annoy me, including Fallon. all of them.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
In Philly, they used to call that hair "fried, dyed, and laid to the side."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:54pm.
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Yeah I know, still it had to cost the producers some cash to get them to NYC, they couldn't all have been in the city, no way. SNL's ratings have been in the dump lately and JT's popular within his generation at least but I don't think all those peeps think enough of him to get there to "honor" him.
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Shame on you. You have not honored Lady Propane.
i keep mixing JT and JR (Jeremy Renner) up, must be the haarr and the ugly. JT is king of denials so his response doesn't come as a surprise. passive-aggressive much?
For the record, if anyone gives a fuck, I like Justin with the Brazilian hair relaxer job better than his natural curly look....or was that curly look natural? Hmmmmmmm......
Thank you Foxxy! I just wondered...why is he doing that? How is she going to sleep with that in her hair? Well, I guess THAT'S why the little girls I went to school with hair shiney hair!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:53pm.
Ok Foxxy, I saw Lacawana Blues (spelling?) a while back and in one scene this kid was going to brush his memaws hair and she said dont for get the vaseline. He put it around the hairline...um for why vaseline when the hair is being brushed?
wasn't that an AWESOME movie, GG??!! i gave Ruben Santiago-Hudson a shout out for it here when he was mentioned in "his" birthday post...
in that instance, it's used as a means of relief for dry scalp and hair
*too blinded by Debbie Harry's radiance to try to come up with a smart assed answer*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:50pm.
A loooonnng time ago, Pushy went to beauty school that was downtown in a major city. We did all types of hair. One day, I had a black woman patron and as I was shampooing her hair--it would not lather, so more shampoo, still no lather, so more shampoo. Uh oh. It was all down at the roots and really bad. I had to call the Proctor, a former Miss Black Ohio and quite formidable over to help. She tooked one look, ROLLED her eyes and told me to "Go, she'd take care of it"
Oh and for you Twatty--I shampoo'd a lady's eyebrowes completely off one time.
Needless to say, by 19 I knew I wasn't meant to be a hairdresser.
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I worked at my SIL's shop one summer as a shampooer, it was back in the days of the Jheri curl. Oh the fun times I had, "Get it out, get it OUT!!! IT'S BURNIN' IT'S BURNIN' GET IT OFF!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But I did learn how to give toe tingling shampoos, I had some clients moaning and falling asleep in the sink. Tips and "benefits" wink wink.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:51pm.
Well getting the former hosts back was a result of hosting for the 5th time. They all looked old :( It made me sad.
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Ok Foxxy, I saw Lacawana Blues (spelling?) a while back and in one scene this kid was going to brush his memaws hair and she said dont for get the vaseline. He put it around the hairline...um for why vaseline when the hair is being brushed?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
A week appearing on Jimmy Fallon? Hosting SNL for the fifth time and getting all those really, really talented former hosts to show up? Money had to be offered, promises made, drugs supplied, swag given. I wonder how many of those Fleet enemas JT had to use to accomodate the people who got this done for him?
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:34pm.
had to urban dictionary cock block. Sorry.
we come to dlisted for the gossip, we stay for the opportunities for adult continuing education
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:21pm.
It's like they want you to have something short or complicated to be sure that you'll have to come back to them more often to keep that look up. And you're all right, it is frustrating to find a new stylist if you move. In college I did wait until I went home for break to have my usual stylist cut it. Now I just cut it myself, it's really not complicated to keep up your own style and this way I'm not waiting too long in between appointments because it's just me and some scissors.
When my hairdresser at Vidal Sassoon emigrated a few years ago, and I suffered a series of embarrassing haircuts thereafter, I bought professional scissors and began cutting my hair myself. Nothing complex, just a few inches off every few months; it is in excellent condition now, and has grown out in a lovely shape. Regarding the first line of your post - I agree. My hair is heavy, and this salon director guy once gave me an avant garde bob with a fucking blunt fringe, and for the next four months I wore my hair slicked back because the cut was so horrible on me and I could not style it by myself. That was one of the embarrassing cuts.
had to urban dictionary cock block. Sorry.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:25pm.
I still have a vaseline question regarding black hair.
*rubs hands gleefully, innocently says* is there anything i could do to help you, GG?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I still have a vaseline question regarding black hair.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks pushy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Pushy -- way to cock block the fun i was about to have giving GG bullshit responses, thanks!
/also hairline, ears
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hairdressers always cut off more hair than you ask for. Especially if your hair is long, they hate it. It's like they want you to have something short or complicated to be sure that you'll have to come back to them more often to keep that look up.
And you're all right, it is frustrating to find a new stylist if you move. In college I did wait until I went home for break to have my usual stylist cut it. Now I just cut it myself, it's really not complicated to keep up your own style and this way I'm not waiting too long in between appointments because it's just me and some scissors.
Also, in the past if I'd gone to a stylist with the attitude of, "Do what you think will look great on me, I'm up for anything!" they didn't know what to do with the freedom. They kept trying to bounce ideas off of me. However, if I went in there saying, I want XYZ they'd sometimes want input, "Oh I can't do that, the color would look bad on you and I refuse to do it." Really??? Because I had that color a few years ago and everyone loved it. Ugh, seriously, stylists are a pain.
GG, from my stellar beauty school experience, I believe it's to protect the scalp from harsh chemicals. Then again, I sucked at beauty school.
Damn it! What's the vaseline for!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:50pm.
hahahahahaa, pushy! what a vivid image of young Pushy standing over her client's head in a sink with a half empty bottle of shampoo in her hand and a befuddled expression on her face :-D i have that type of first wash-shampoo-sucking hair, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:50pm.
Haha. I've relaxed girls' hair before (at boarding school down south where nobody had access to hairdressers for 3 months at a time) and I can braid Afro hair too (cornrows and extensions).
wow, justin looks fiiine in that pic
A loooonnng time ago, Pushy went to beauty school that was downtown in a major city. We did all types of hair. One day, I had a black woman patron and as I was shampooing her hair--it would not lather, so more shampoo, still no lather, so more shampoo. Uh oh. It was all down at the roots and really bad. I had to call the Proctor, a former Miss Black Ohio and quite formidable over to help. She tooked one look, ROLLED her eyes and told me to "Go, she'd take care of it"
Oh and for you Twatty--I shampoo'd a lady's eyebrowes completely off one time.
Needless to say, by 19 I knew I wasn't meant to be a hairdresser.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:38pm.
i used to fly to Vegas to get my hair done at my friend's house after she closed her shop and moved out of state. very short flight to popular destination airfare + her price for doing my hair was less than me having the same thing work done for full price in a decent local salon. she later fully retired due to carpal tunnel. i went natural after than, but found a guy at ulta who i go to for color and when i want a blow out done right instead of my half ass home done job, lol
good luck finding someone in your new hometown!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't know which one I find more annoying.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:22am.
They're both such pussies
Agree. Simple:)
Hi Twatty.
Foxxy - I'm just amazed that the 4 of us that have commented on this are presumably in different parts of the country, but our experiences make me feel as though we've all been seeing the same person! Haha. Yes, I have the chick that is someone's 'cousin' who can't be trusted, and is eating or yelling at someone on the phone, too! Behavior that wouldn't be tolerated in any other line of work/business.
I've tried explaining why I won't change hairdressers & men just don't get it. I'm more loyal to a good hairdresser than I am some friends. One time my co-worker was like, what? You buy bday cards for your hairdresser & talk to her? Does she know you better than us? Um, yeah! I plan on moving soon & I'm most panicked about finding someone new. The idea of flying back home to see my hairdresser has occurred to me on more than one occasion...
*whispers real low* nobody tell what the vaseline is for, let them guess...
/evil laugh >:-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:08pm.
Lmao! You forgot to mention the Vaseline :)
I knew I missed a step!! :P
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:00pm.
they're like auto mechanics -- as long as they do good work and have your trust, you'll put up with the most ridiculous things! we're talking simple chem treatments here, do not get us started on experiences having braids or extensions put in -- literally 10-12 hour jobs...
seriously lmfao at sincere thoughts that Justin Sinatra here has had a relaxer, :-D y'all act like his natural hair is like "Buckwheat's" [original or eddie murphy's wig]. i think the stylist community can whip his hair into that on a daily basis [even him with a hotel blowdryer] with correct product and sufficient blow dryer time... http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/timberlake-sag...
/some of y'all have bone straight hair, hunh? ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:50am.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:26am.
Story of my life. Don't forget the 10 year-old issue of 'Jet'--the only other mags are 'Bkack Hairstyles' with Ashanti on the cover, and Sister-2-Sister; both of which are from 2008. Then there's the shampoo girl eating lo mein as she washes your hair--getting you sopping wet in the meantime. When you finally see the stylist, you tell them just trim your ends and s/he cuts off 6 inches if your hair. And why us the price never the same? If a relaxer, blow dry and style is on the wall as $99, why is it sometimes $123, $85 if whatever price the stylist wants to make up (assuming there is a pricing board in the wall).
These are the reasons I went natural a few years back.
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*rolls off of chair and pounds fist on carpet while lmfao!!!*
you could not write a more perfect description, miss lainey! oh. my. gawd. however, if i might be allowed to add a couple of things:
"10 year-old issue of 'Jet'--the only other mags are 'Black Hairstyles' with Ashanti on the cover, and Sister-2-Sister; both of which are from 2008." also the most recent edition with Tyson Beckford on the cover, and an expired Avon catalog. and, fell out over "sister-2-sister" - forgot about that thing, one christmas i got 2 subscriptions ;-)
"the shampoo girl eating lo mein as she washes your hair" oh, you mean Nene's cousin, the "recovering" crackhead who, upon first sight, makes you tuck your purse up into your armpit under the plastic cape you are wearing? and who only puts the lo mein down to pick up her phone to cuss somebody out? yes, i've met her too!
" When you finally see the stylist, you tell them just trim your ends and s/he cuts off 6 inches if your hair." grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! stylist: "well, the ends were really broken and damaged, you just can't tell how bad they were because you can't see the ends the same way i do" foxxy: *suppresses homicidal instincts while asking for the bill to pay, leave and never return. the unforgiveable sin - you can burn me, you can make me come back to have you re-do the color, do not fucking over-cut my hair*
"And why is the price never the same? If a relaxer, blow dry and style is on the wall as $99, why is it sometimes $123, $85 if whatever price the stylist wants to make up (assuming there is a pricing board in the wall)." misslainey, you silly. the price on the board is for "normal" hair! *for some reason foxxy never has "normal" hair anywhere she goes...*
"These are the reasons I went natural a few years back." let the church say amen!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What's nice is I bet there are people in the industry who tolerate Kanye and maybe even like his stuff but really want to see Justin Timberlake fail. It's like Kanye is an acceptable douche and the other is not. I bet Justin in 2-3 years will be trying to be Ashton Kutcher and doing a sitcom.
Haha, now I'm nostalgic for JT's old hair. It would go so well with Britter's new painting.
Misslainey & FoxxyBrown - yes to everything that you two typed! *as I shamefully call my hairdresser to squeeze me in for some time this week :( *
My husband does not understand how I can have an appointment for 10 a.m. on a Saturday & have the entire day go by! My hairdresser is usually late, & I do have the person who somehow managed to hop in line ahead of me, even though I make sure to get the earliest appointment possible! I bring my own reading material, though, which is ALWAYS current!
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Lmao! You forgot to mention the Vaseline :)
The fact that you spoke on JT's "relaxer"????
*throws computer*
This has literally made my day. Can we take JTs "black card" and give it to you, MK? Just say the word and me and my stealth squad will go and hijack his "membership".
Relaxed hair. *dead* LOL!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:50am.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:26am.
Story of my life. Don't forget the 10 year-old issue of 'Jet'--the only other mags are 'Bkack Hairstyles' with Ashanti on the cover, and Sister-2-Sister; both of which are from 2008. Then there's the shampoo girl eating lo mein as she washes your hair--getting you sopping wet in the meantime. When you finally see the stylist, you tell them just trim your ends and s/he cuts off 6 inches if your hair. And why us the price never the same? If a relaxer, blow dry and style is on the wall as $99, why is it sometimes $123, $85 if whatever price the stylist wants to make up (assuming there is a pricing board in the wall).
These are the reasons I went natural a few years back.
@FoxxyBrown, my mom used to get her hair done by a guy who would suck her whole Saturday. She would have an appointment for something like 10 AM and not get out until around 8PM. And all she had done was highlights!!!!! The stylist just loved to talk, disappear, have his assistants offer drinks to stall, and have several clients at the same time. He had assistants who helped and still it would take hours to get him to focus. For a while my mom put up with it because the results were fantastic and he had very reasonable rates but after a while she figured the time he sucked made his rates unreasonable.
Kanye's face looks like the East side of a West facing donkey. What I'm saying is, him and Kim make a perfect couple.