Wednesday, March 13th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 12th!
The ol' Cyrus family Weddin' n' Baptizin pool won't be of much use for Liam anymore. Best keep it warm though. Still got 5,000 Jimmy D griddlers that need a flamin' and 500 Cyrus's that need a feedin'. - H321
Runners-up:
The quality of the Showcase Showdown prizes have diminished since Drew Carey started hosting The Price Is Right. - herroyalflyness
Jessica Simpson shows off the green hot tub she designed that runs solely on pregnancy farts. - Sweetas
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Congrats H321 and herroyal!! Yay and thanks MK and sluts! MISS you guys, stupid busy season. xoxoxo
Sweetas should recuse herself from the CTC!
Congrats funny fuckahs!!! <3 Love me some you...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
You sluts sure made a splash with these captions!!!
*dutch oven's SweeeeeeeeeeeeeetASS*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
good job guys~ SWEETASS!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Yay winners! Sw♥♥tas!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
LOL congrats winners! SWEEEEEEETEST ASSS! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
HAHAAAAAAA this was a good CT contest!! Words like "a-flamin" and "a-feedin" should always spell automatic victory. Congrats 321, flyness, and mah boo Sweaty Ass!
Pope Benedict retires to a life In the lap of luxury. here's just a glimpse of the palatial surroundings at the Vatican's retreat in a remote hillside compound in southern Italy. Retirement never looked so good.
As the purification process has already begun for jessica simpson's water birth, doubts are begining to emerge as to whether the bath will be big enough for delivery by the 6th trimester.
In an effort to win back Miley, Liam Hemsworth took a tip from Kath and Kim's Brett:
“You’re a hornbag and I’m a fool / “If you come back I’ll put in a heated spa"
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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
Lohan finally accepted the plea deal for house arrest. The Dixie Normous Trailer Park on the outskirts of Vegas was happy to welcome her.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Despite decent ratings, ABC's The Bachelor is forced to make some production cutbacks.
The ol' Cyrus family Weddin' n' Baptizin pool won't be of much use for Liam anymore. Best keep it warm though. Still got 5,000 Jimmy D griddlers that need a flamin' and 500 Cyrus's that need a feedin'
In an effort to recall what it's like to have an acting gig, Lohan attempts to recreate the set of Herbie Fully Loaded.
But first, you will blow me. Okay, not like that. ~ Mel Gibson
Jessica Simpson shows off the green hot tub she designed that runs solely on pregnancy farts.
Gotta give credit where credit is due - those rednecks are clever.
The West Virginia Men's Volkswagon Car Club got together once a month to share their Things.
And to share their things.
The "Hot Tub" signage is just a decoy- word on the street is that Momma Kartrashian is pushing for an under water birthing of Kimye during Sweeps.
-LA Juice, because "OJ" was taken.
Take no notice of the sign, it's just there to fool the FEDS. This is actually an attempt at the worlds biggest bong. If anyone asks, its for medical purposes.
"Found a use for Taylor Swift's fan mail!" yelled granddaddy.
From the "Where Are They Now Files" ... The Swamp Thing
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Matthew McConaughey's new water pipe is a big hit.
Black smoke means No Pope.
But in West Virginia, black smoke means ...
"Who Gives A Sh*t bout dat Thing!
Wives get the Poop shoot, but not us man!
We got the tub!"
It's a BBQ, water heater, and fire extinguisher all in one!!
Time to sterilize Jessica Simpson's birthin' tub.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
See, Lindsey Lohan is not doing so bad. She can still afford to live the high life. She can indulge in extravagance, such as this high end hot tub and luxury car.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Dam, dem dare Cardinals got it goooood, in dat dare conclave!
Bringing back dem memeroids wen I wus one of dem dare alter boys ... wen ma priest tuuk ma thing in a tub, what' da ya call it ... my virginity ... ya dat thing!
Walt's cooking up the biggest crock of meth yet, and Jesse got a new car!
I love it when I drive my thing, into my wife's thing, while we're sitting in my thing, heated by my thing, next to my Thing. It's just my thing! (Don't want to be spa-cific cause of the children thing).
Play your cards right, **wink wink**, and after the hot tub I'll take you for a spin in the ol' Rabbit.
Mama June's brand new customized bidet is going to be the talk of the town!
Even in Appalachia, Mel Gibson can't find a woman who will fuck him before jacuzzi.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Reminds me of the movie The Thing. Like when Kurt Russell burns the Thing ... while the Thing is next to the other Thing, but the Thing doesn't do the Thing he wants the Thing to do.
The quality of the Showcase Showdown prizes have diminished since Drew Carey started hosting The Price Is Right.
What Ice-T doesn't want to go back to.
Kentucky Hotsprings
After a long day shopping for fine art, Britney decided to reward herself with a warm soak in her custom made jacuzzi.
The oil and grease burnoff necessary after Kim Kartrashian uses the jacuzzi.
North Korea immediately surrendered after seeing Dennis Rodman's vacation photos.
Mel thought he made himself perfectly clear, but when he arrives home to find "blowtorch before jacuzzi", he knows he has to lay into that fucking selfish bitch again!
A young Jeffrey Dahmer was never able to lure any of the neighborhood children to one of his "pool parties".
Nothing says hillbilly like a Cyrus wedding reception- The Duchess of Fuckery
Luckily, these moonshiners recouped their losses at Gary Busey's party after the Cyrus affair was called off.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Kirstie always went with the large Pho.
How to make Kardashian soup.
When Brit Brit's fashion sense manifests into backyard form.
Britney goes all out on a "single and ready to mingle" bash!
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"When I need a laugh I'll take Bob Saget Thank you very much!" - Ned Flanders
Little known fact: the Vatican also bought Alabama's biggest gay bathhouse