The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!

March 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Confirmation of DNA results disproved the hospital staff’s theory that they were being Punk’d by Kristin… Dax Shepherd is, indeed, NOT the father. – jack-n-the-hat

Runners-up:

The new co host for The View was introduced and Sherri Shepherd was relieved that she would no longer be referred to as the slow one. – daisy100

It was only a matter of time before one of Simon Cowell’s succulent fur titties broke free to host its own show. – Spkheller

We’re gonna have to shave your face Miss Kardashian before we do your vampire facelift you hairy bitch. – El Bastardo

via Buzzfeed

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