Tuesday, March 12th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Liza Minnelli (67)
Elly Jackson (25)
Danny Jones (27)
Pete Doherty (34)
Aaron Eckhart (45)
Darryl Strawberry (51)
Courtney B. Vance (53)
Marlon Jackson (56)
Lesley Manville (57)
Ron Jeremy (60)
James Taylor (65)
Mitt Romney (66)
Al Jarreau (73)
Barbara Feldon (80)
Edward Albee (85)
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Liza Minelli is the bomb. I met her at a fundraiser once, she was pissed but so nice i couldn't help but like her, and i hate all celebrities. She is a true legend.
HB to Mrs. Vorhees puppeh, Isis. Same name as M'Lord's dog.
HB to all the b-day Horz. Liza on Arested Development was terrific. I love to know what she was like on that set...
Happy Birthday to all the bday sluts today. *muah*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Dlisted is a finalist! http://2013.bloggi.es/ Voting closes March 17.
LOVE me some Liza (AKA-Lucille2)!!
I know what people say BUT
She is seriously the NICEST and most genuine star I've ever met. As down to earth as one can be with Garland and Vincente as parents.
And not afraid to tell a symphony orchestra to chill for a minute so she could tell the audience a story with the classiest F-bombs I've ever heard!
Happy Birthday, Liza May!!
Ah -- AnnE Hathaway in 30 years! Fabulous! Happy b-day, LiZa.
Back in the day, a popular detox from speedballs was drinking espresso at a James Taylor concert.
HB to Liza M!!! a star.
This is for you Hekki:D
and all the NY Dlisters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgusCINe260
MJT -- Oh no! It's not *my* birthday! I meant Pete Doherty, who IS Cokey Bloke!
But thank you so much! It's actually my half-birthday on Friday, so I'll take it. :)
HBD CokeyBloke!
HBD Courtney Vance, Ron Jeremy and LIza Minnelli. Considering who her mother was she didn't really have a chance.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I read Lorna Lufts (Liza's half sister) book.
Garland would have never lived as long as she did,if it wasn't for Liza and Lorna.
I've met Liza a few times. She is genuine and beyond kind to people.
Happy BDay dlisted slut CokeyBloke, and the lovely Barbara Feldon!
I've spent years worth of Sundays hungover as hell watching Cortney B Vance on Law and Order CI. Thanks for distracting me from shame and nausea, DA Carver! Happy birfday!
My puppy is a birthday slut today. Happy 5th to Iris!
Ha ha, I will have to tell my brother he shares a birthday with Ron Jeremy!
Liza Minnelli: legendary, talented, supposed to be very nice and a hot mess. She's been making Gay boys heads explode for decades!
James Taylor: "Mock-YEAH-king-YEAH-bird-YEAH-yeah-YEAH!" Lotta good tunes (even if radio only plays 2 or 3).
Ron Jeremy: vomit. I like bears, but just...eeeuw
Happy Birthday to everyone except RJ!
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
HB to Liza With a Z!
Crappy Birthday to Mr. "47%" Romney.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:07am.
her knack... for choosing gay husbands.
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Her mom and her mom's mom did the same thing.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:13am.
So many good ones...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 10:03am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFwcYlHToE
I love this cover as well
Happy 37th birthday, Zhao Wei!
Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:45am.
james taylor is what plays in the waiting room in hell. just after the carpenters and just before the eagles.
hahaha. There's a rotation?
James Taylor and Carly Simon, at home in Squibnocket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_D0i7UC9UY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqT_PeiV0U
"99" is 80?!? wow.
Too many birthday sluts today! Happy Birfday to ALL of them!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 9:01am.
Aaron Eckhart is confusing to me-on the one hand hot, on the other he looks like he could use a good scrub in the tub. I'd be happy to help with that. HB!
He made out with worm lips Roberts in Erin Brokovich so I'm 'iffy' about him too!
Does Liza have long legs and a really short torso, or is it just the picture?
Oh Liza, that crazy broad. Happy birthday!
Aaron Eckhart is confusing to me-on the one hand hot, on the other he looks like he could use a good scrub in the tub. I'd be happy to help with that. HB!
Be still my heart! It's the original Cokey Bloke's birthday!
Another year, another miracle.
james taylor is what plays in the waiting room in hell. just after the carpenters and just before the eagles.
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watching hardcore ufos
. Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:37am.
true, he never stooped that low and the last two years he's even tossed the hat
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:31am.
note to Whamo -- American Masters: Troubadours with James Taylor (and Carole King) It's a must see.
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Ya I've seen that Ophy, classic.
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:30am.
Never tried to hide the bald?!? the man never took his hat off for 25 years
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I don't know I've seen him many times with and without a hat. OK how about, he never tried to wear a toupe, how's that? lol!
Love you, Liza!!! HB!
a 67 seven year-old divorced, childless plastic surgery victim playing coy with a pink fan for a little media attention ain't a pretty sight ... Aniston: meet your future.
A happy day to "99", Liza, Courtney B, and cute lil dimplechin Aaron Eckhart.
Special HB to Darryl Strawberry, he's such a nice man and an inspiration for how he beat drugs and turned his life around! Too bad it didn't rub off on Doc Gooden. LGM!
What a glorious Birthday Slut !! love this wacky multitalented woman. HB Liza *muah*
I dedicate this to Barbara (or Wayne Gretzky hehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVNCIwNLmzU
note to Whamo -- American Masters: Troubadours with James Taylor (and Carole King) It's a must see.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:18am.
Ya you gotta love James, he never tried to hide the bald, Hey when you sing and play like that you don't need hair lol!
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Never tried to hide the bald?!? the man never took his hat off for 25 years!! he was more uncomfortable with his baldness than anyone I've ever seen
I love this Babyshambles tune, one of my faves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNnU2LZz1I
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:09am.
Whamo what I really like about Sweet Baby James
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Ya you gotta love James, he never tried to hide the bald, Hey when you sing and play like that you don't need hair lol!
@ Hoffer...:) :P
LOL Whammo! xoxoxoxo
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Whamo what I really like about Sweet Baby James...no toupee. He's got rocks.
Liza was once hot and heavy with Cuban Desi Arnaz Jr. Lucy hated her. You know those two were like rabbits and stoned by noon every day. In the long run he probably would have been better for her. Hard to have kids with her knack after that for choosing gay husbands.
ahaa haaa haaa haaa, always after gay guys, liza is now trying to seduce the cooper dude.
and hb to nobody famous, so sick of kissing your ass(es), from my meager abode, on top of helping you become rich and famous.
#kissmyassforachange
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:56am.
Liza was so fucked up she could barely speak...
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This made me laugh Hoffer, she wouldn't be our Liza baby if she wasn’t cranked out of her head mumbling incoherently
Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:59am
It was last year sometime. she seriously was fucking high as fuck..... you should be able to find it on foodnetwork.com
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Liza Minnelli...if ever there was a deserving hot slut to be the Bday cover girl it Liza, she has to be HSOTD too.
Pete Doherty.. he may be a junkie but he's one hell of a songwriter and lyricist. The Libertines and Babyshambles are great bands and his solo work is pretty darn good.
Ron Jeremy...the hedgehog looked death in the eye only to return to work to..look..death..in the eye.
James Taylor....My man James, I love this guys work, I'll have to listen to a couple hours of mellow James this morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QuSkYPFzQ0
Happy Bday Sluts
CTH - how long ago was Liza on Paula's show? That sounds like one worth searching for!
Did you all see Liza on Paula Deen's show? Liza was so fucked up she could barely speak...seriously that woman was wasted.
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Happy B-Day Liza Minnelli!!! An enigma for sure, a woman simultaneously destroyed and renewed by her fame. Thought she was a whack-job but her bit on 'Arrested Development' totally won me over.
Bad B-Day Pete Doherty - pal, if I ever see you I promise I will smash your greasy, ugly face into a pulp.
Happy B-Day Darryl Strawberry!!! *sigh* ba-buttons longs for the days of coked-out ball players with bad attitudes. The game was beautiful then.
Happy B-Day Courtney B. Vance. Such a good actor, I wish we saw him more. He deserved an Oscar for his role as Doc in 'Hamburger Hill' (which also starred a young Don Cheadle).
Happy B-Day Marlon Jackson!!! People in the know realize that Marlon was the Jackson with the real talent.
Happy B-Day Ron Jeremy!!! The unofficial mascot of the Royal Canadian Navy. The mentality being, "If that fat hairy pig can get into porn, there is always a chance for me."
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Happy Birthday Lucille Two!