Afternoon Crumbs

March 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Shhh, don’t say anything, but the Kimye fetus has temporarily moved into Kim Kardashian’s ass before it makes its grand escape out the backdoor – The Superficial 

Screw Leonardo DiCaprio, this is the real pussy posse of Hollywood – Lainey Gossip

Is that an iPhone in ASkars‘ pocket or a grip to help us climb up his Swedish mountain of a body? I’m going with the latter – Celebitchy 

Lady CaCa is copying Larry Flynt now – Towleroad

Porn stars SANS FARDS – Drunken Stepfather

Halle Berry’s tits made an appearance on The Tonight Show last night – Popoholic

Tamara Eccelstone’s a billionaire heiress with a $2 boob job – Hollywood Tuna 

This post is like an In Memoriam for all the delicious things that died in Kirstie Alley’s stomach over the decades – The Berry 

Teen Mom Jenelle quit rehab after 4 days – ICYDK

Edward Norton and his fiance made a baby together – Just Jared

There’s a special place in heaven for women who tell the paps to fuck off when they ask about Taylor Swift  IDLYITW

Gerard Butler admits to having a one night stand with Brandi Glanville, but he doesn’t remember her last name – Reality Tea 

And here’s 1/4th of Kellan Lutz’s muscled up ass – OMG Blog

I’d like Justin Bieber a whole lot more if he traded in his 1994 beanie hat for this extra fancy Cuntier cap – Jezebel

Before she was launching Blackberries through the air, Naomi Campbell was on The Cosby ShowThe Frisky 

Yet another romantic and poetic love song from Bam MargeraVideogum

Mrs. Cunningham should give John Travolta some wig lessons – SOW

Ivana Trump wears a cape made from Donald Trump’s pubes – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic via Splash)

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