Afternoon Crumbs

Shhh, don’t say anything, but the Kimye fetus has temporarily moved into Kim Kardashian’s ass before it makes its grand escape out the backdoor – The Superficial 

Screw Leonardo DiCaprio, this is the real pussy posse of Hollywood – Lainey Gossip

Is that an iPhone in ASkars‘ pocket or a grip to help us climb up his Swedish mountain of a body? I’m going with the latter – Celebitchy 

Lady CaCa is copying Larry Flynt now – Towleroad

Porn stars SANS FARDS – Drunken Stepfather

Halle Berry’s tits made an appearance on The Tonight Show last night – Popoholic

Tamara Eccelstone’s a billionaire heiress with a $2 boob job – Hollywood Tuna 

This post is like an In Memoriam for all the delicious things that died in Kirstie Alley’s stomach over the decades – The Berry 

Teen Mom Jenelle quit rehab after 4 days – ICYDK

Edward Norton and his fiance made a baby together – Just Jared

There’s a special place in heaven for women who tell the paps to fuck off when they ask about Taylor Swift  – IDLYITW

Gerard Butler admits to having a one night stand with Brandi Glanville, but he doesn’t remember her last name – Reality Tea 

And here’s 1/4th of Kellan Lutz’s muscled up ass – OMG Blog

I’d like Justin Bieber a whole lot more if he traded in his 1994 beanie hat for this extra fancy Cuntier cap – Jezebel

Before she was launching Blackberries through the air, Naomi Campbell was on The Cosby Show – The Frisky 

Yet another romantic and poetic love song from Bam Margera – Videogum

Mrs. Cunningham should give John Travolta some wig lessons – SOW

Ivana Trump wears a cape made from Donald Trump’s pubes – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic via Splash)