Afternoon Crumbs
Shhh, don't say anything, but the Kimye fetus has temporarily moved into Kim Kardashian's ass before it makes its grand escape out the backdoor - The Superficial
Screw Leonardo DiCaprio, this is the real pussy posse of Hollywood - Lainey Gossip
Is that an iPhone in ASkars' pocket or a grip to help us climb up his Swedish mountain of a body? I'm going with the latter - Celebitchy
Lady CaCa is copying Larry Flynt now - Towleroad
Porn stars SANS FARDS - Drunken Stepfather
Halle Berry's tits made an appearance on The Tonight Show last night - Popoholic
Tamara Eccelstone's a billionaire heiress with a $2 boob job - Hollywood Tuna
This post is like an In Memoriam for all the delicious things that died in Kirstie Alley's stomach over the decades - The Berry
Teen Mom Jenelle quit rehab after 4 days - ICYDK
Edward Norton and his fiance made a baby together - Just Jared
There's a special place in heaven for women who tell the paps to fuck off when they ask about Taylor Swift - IDLYITW
Gerard Butler admits to having a one night stand with Brandi Glanville, but he doesn't remember her last name - Reality Tea
And here's 1/4th of Kellan Lutz's muscled up ass - OMG Blog
I'd like Justin Bieber a whole lot more if he traded in his 1994 beanie hat for this extra fancy Cuntier cap - Jezebel
Before she was launching Blackberries through the air, Naomi Campbell was on The Cosby Show - The Frisky
Yet another romantic and poetic love song from Bam Margera - Videogum
Mrs. Cunningham should give John Travolta some wig lessons - SOW
Ivana Trump wears a cape made from Donald Trump's pubes - I'm Not Obsessed
(Pic via Splash)
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she looks very confused "hmm that long black hose thingy looks familiar" or she's sounding out what's written on the gas pump..
Any dumbass dude that thinks the piss princess looks "hot" should look at this disgusting "I'm carrying my baby in my huge fat ass" picture...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:16pm.
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That plastic fameho was probably wearing chanclas and her curtains in the car. All fake. lol
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LOL...she DOES seem to be the master of smoke and mirrors!
Is she carrying the baby in her butt? LOL
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 11:16pm.
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That plastic fameho was probably wearing chanclas and her curtains in the car. All fake. lol
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 8:15pm.
... Shit, with a face and bod like that, it wouldn't even matter how or IF he is hung!
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Don't say that out loud Ecce! It's face, bod AND hung, always! ;p
@Faloola Chong, that's what I'm talking about!
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Looked at the porn "stars" without make up and they look like truck stop prostitutes trying to make money to pay for their trailer and buy some food at Wal Mart. Some of them will probably just buy meth, judging from their eyes and skin.
My feet hurt like hell after a day at work. This is when I wear pretty heels from Aerosoles! How on EARTH can that KK bitch manage those heels while pregnant? I would never be able to do that...I would be screaming in pain!
ONTD has even worse pics. she is wearing a white pencil skirt with a zipper down the back. She looks AWFUL.
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We've seen thousands of pictures showing this ho coming out of the gym, yet her arms look awful? What does she do in there??
listen, we Armenian girls often do have fat asses, but Kartrashian's is WAY OFF proportionate to the rest of her. in other words, bitches' ass looks FAKE. ain't nothing sexy about it - it's a fat fucking ass.
So is there such a thing as "Rent A Baby"? Would this selfish woman actually put herself through having a baby? She shows off all her shopping constantly so why would having this baby be more than just another reality show idea? You would think she would still be exhausted from the wedding sham to try and pull another one on the public who her mother must think are still falling for this bs.
I'm also on the she's just fat bandwagon. I am her size and gained a lot with both my kids and I never had fat rolls along the side of my stomach like she does.
Still on the fat and not pregnant kow bandwagon - also, for someone that was supposedly working out everyday, why are her arms and legs flabby and huge?
This kunt is amusing and this "pregnancy" continues to be comic gold!
Submitted by Big L on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 7:11pm.
She looks very confused as if this were her first time pumping gas...In a vehicle.
LOL. If you go to The Superficial's link, in one pic she's sort of lovingly backhanding the black pump hose.
That is a huge fucken ass. Malformed. Mutated. Lardass.
But Lutz has a huge peen so you wouldn't want to miss that. :-)
Pictures, Faloola, PICTURES!!!
Shit, with a face and bod like that, it wouldn't even matter how or IF he is hung!
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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 3:10pm.
Those pictures of Kellan Lutz almost make wish I was a top.
Almost.
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But Lutz has a huge peen so you wouldn't want to miss that. :-)
Oh Ed Norton what happened to you? With all that talent such a diva, and the looks are also gone since he aged very badly. Not gay then, either. Least the upcoming nuptials and baby is something.
Submitted by azgirl "I know when its your first kid you don't get a bump until later but damn. Isn't she 5 months preggo? Unless she is smothering her baby in spanks."
Submitted by chinchilla: "betcha Kim's wearing these
http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2011/01/10/0110ma...
betcha."
We have a WINNER!
Everyone's different but that looks supremely uncomfortable. I wouldn't have lasted three minutes in that shit when I was pregnant.
Haven't read the comments....sorry if this is duped....
She looks very confused as if this were her first time pumping gas...In a vehicle.
I'm about her height but I weigh 103. I also barely showed at 5 months. I didn't have that big ass though.
She's probably pregnant. Sometimes with the first you don't pop--I didn't till about 8 months.
Similar to the first pregnant man, Kim has the first pregnant ass! You guys are so right.
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BREAKING NEWS
Kim Kuntrashlardassian is the first woman to be pregnant with a fetus in her ass!
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 6:02pm.
Not_That_Steph - Congrats to you! Hope you're feeling well.
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Thanks so much. So far, so good. :)
I know when its your first kid you don't get a bump until later but damn. Isn't she 5 months preggo? Unless she is smothering her baby in spanks.
Kellan Lutz has to be the world's biggest butterface. Not remotely attractive in the face department.
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I think KK is really pregs because Kanye needed a thing in common with his Hag & Stag after Blue Ivy came to be and they didn't have time for him. Pimp Mama Kris doesn't care that he's making her bottom bitch look a fool right now. PMK's money and TV time will be made during what I imagine will be a legendary custody/child support fight in a couple of years.
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Mmmmm, tide marks at her jawline. Her arse implants are ridic and I'm still on the pillow baby train. 5 months should be much bigger, especially as she's so short.
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Right? Like...WOWHUGEASS! I have been saying all along that her baby is in her butt. If it deflates when she sits can we all call a Beyawnce on her? lol...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 5:24pm.
NovaNightly: You made me look at the other KK photos and you're right!
Truly and honestly it looks like the baby is in her dumper. It's unbelievable.
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All the disability advocate groups should pile their wheelchairs and devices on top of this pile of shit Lady Caca. I fucking hate this nobody.
Halle Berry = desperate maniac.
Not_That_Steph - Congrats to you! Hope you're feeling well.
The other pictures of KK, bawhahahahaha!
cannot wait to see what she looks like at the end of this pregnancy-a darker version of Jessica Simpson?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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"...makes its grand escape out the backdoor"
Maybe it's coming out the same way it went in?
betcha Kim's wearing these
http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2011/01/10/0110ma...
betcha.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 4:01pm.
I couldn't do porn. It's too public. So, FYI, if I was going to do...er...things of that nature I'd be a hooker.
ETA: That's from the Drunken Stepfather post on porn stars without makeup. (That must be one hell of a makeup artist, to judge from the "after" shots.) Just wanted to explain, because I saw my comment after it posted and it seemed bizarre and random.
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Please quit posting this in every thread if you really want us to believe it was from Drunken Stepfather!!
#kidding
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I didn't think it was possible for Kim Kuntrassian 's ass to get bigger.
Good. Couldn't happen to a more deserving Kunt.
Eccelstone needs to stop trying to look hot. Throwing out your implants while pulling in your stomach while in THAT position just makes you look uncomfortable and obvious.
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NovaNightly: You made me look at the other KK photos and you're right!
Truly and honestly it looks like the baby is in her dumper. It's unbelievable.
Submitted by LaChaylo: "This cheap whore gets way too much publicity. She looks like the secret other woman going to her sugar daddy's funeral to make a scene and see if she's in the will. Because you know bitch doesn't do shit for free."
Hor, you made me snicker aloud on the bus. Luckily everyone else is buried in their own devices so no one cared. But still. LOL.
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 4:59pm.
WTF with Kim pumping gas all the time? She has people wiping her ass and we are to believe she pumps her own gas? Bitch please!
I think this is a prop gas station for celeb photo ops. I also think there are prop gyms, yogurt shops and parks.
One, I'm glad I live in NJ and don't have to pump my own gas. Two, mediatakeout (I know) had pics a while ago of Kim allegedly before her liposuction, back when she was married to Damon Thomas. It's even in their divorce documents that "he forced her" to get it...so I've read on the internet that fat grows back uneven and in strange places after lipo which could explain why her body is so weird now. Wish I could post the link of the pics but I'm sure if you Google hard enough you can find them. It's a body built very much like hers, no face, taken in a Dr. office. Anyway I think she's really pregnant, its just that she's 4 feet wide so it doesn't show as much as the average human
Why do I have to look at a picture of that thing AND a banner ad for methproject.org at the same time?
And why is Butler so surprised that Brandi blabbed? I'd totally break the hoe code & blab to my friends if I hit that(judge away). Of course, I'm just a regular anonymous hussy, whereas Brandi's a high class, world famous celebrity *snort*.
WTF with Kim pumping gas all the time? She has people wiping her ass and we are to believe she pumps her own gas? Bitch please!
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Wow...did you guys go to the link and see the rear view of this monstrosity?? Holy HUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!! Dump truck butt. I'm surprised MK picked this photo to put up...there are a dozen much better photos to laugh at.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
This cheap whore gets way too much publicity. She looks like the secret other woman going to her sugar daddy's funeral to make a scene and see if she's in the will. Because you know bitch doesn't do shit for free.
Somebody's eating their feelings!
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I think her ass just offsets her belly so she looks less pregnant than she really is...
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Hekki, I cannot stop laughing at your pumping comment.
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