Jennifer Aniston Is Afraid That Brangelina's Wedding Will Take The Spotlight Away From Her Wedding
Jennifer Aniston is supposed to break the forever alone curse put on her by an evil witch (no comment) by licking the grease off of Justin Theroux's lips when they kiss at their wedding in a few months. Jennifer is supposed to get all the attention and all the covers of every magazine and everybody should be talking about her her her her her! But because Brad Pitt has to ruin everything, he's probably going to ruin her wedding day.
The Sun (I know, I know) says that Brad got a marriage license about a month ago and that he and Angie Jolie are planning to throw a wedding at their chateau in France in May. Jennifer also wants to get married around May, so she's pissing into Brad's bong, because he's ruining her damn life once again. Some source said that Jennifer was thinking of going to Brad's wedding (file that under: things that will only happen if Maddox lures her there by leaving a trail of Beanie Babies from her door to Brangie's wedding), but she's changed her mind.
“All that goodwill would go out the window if Brad’s wedding date comes close to hers. Jennifer will see it as an attempt to upstage her and there will be a battle over Hollywood guests. She knows they will be judged on who had the better wedding by pulling in the biggest stars."
I know, I've typed this a million times before (what else is new?), but Brangie and TinAnis should really make the world explode by having a double wedding. If they had a double wedding, the sheer force of the Brangeloonies' heads exploding would make the Earth tilt on its axis and we'd all free fall into the universe before landing on a planet far, far away. We'd get up, wipe the foreign planet dust off of our body and just as we all breathed out sighs of relief over never hearing about the Brangie and Aniston triangle again, some alien will come up to us and say in our native tongue, "So who's dress was hotter? Jen or Angie's?"
But really, Brad and Angie are never getting married. They're just dragging this out to torture all of us forever.
And here's Brad dressed like a middle-aged lesbian architect while walking through LAX yesterday.
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Brad becoming old, that sad.
That poor delusional Jennifer Aniston, she did not get the memo. She was somebody when married to Brad Pitt. Nobody cares about your damn wedding to Justin Who? BRad and Angie announced their engagement long before she got engaged. Who would think that JA would engage a man she dated for only a year and a half, let alone a man who lived with a woman for 14 years and never married her. Maybe if Jennifer Aniston stopped dogging Brangelina she would pay more attention to her acting skills and stop turning out those dud of a movie that go straight to video. I have been waiting to see Brad and Angie's wedding she needs to back off and stop raining on my parade.
responses to ihatecharitychic rant
ihatecharitychic:
You loons are hilarious. So its totally normal that after 8 years of going on and on about how they'll never marry until gay people can, they suddenly get engaged just after Theroux and Aniston move in together.
Spider:
Just being rational: People change. Ideals change
Not hard to understand that fathering 6 kids and making a life that works with Angelina would open his eyes to the nobility of family over advocacy-however heartfelt.
ihatecharitychic:
But there is something weird about Theroux and Aniston getting engaged after a year and half of dating.
Spider:
Yeah, considering how it came about and their ahem, ‘mature’ ages.
ihatecharitychic:
And it's weird that they got engaged on Theroux's birthday (which btw, came 41 years before flimsy wedding rumors), an engagement that was not announced until after it was clear there was no wedding. If you're so into conspiracies you might ask yourself why this wedding rumor conveniently fell on Theroux's birthday weekend. The tabs had covered his 40th birthday the year before so it wasn't a big secret when his birthday is.
Spider:
What guy gets engaged on his birthday???-that was weird and a bit contrived--- So obvious they picked his birthday to throw off the whiff of demented competition ----and to arm the Jennyfans with silly talking points to spin this otherwise....points to you...
ihatecharitychic:
And you're all upset about Aniston/Theroux's "BIG ENGAGEMENT" after Pitt and Jolie rolled out their engagement with photos ops, a statement from their rep, making the ring designer available for dozens and dozens of interviews topped off with a special People magazine engagement edition where they gave a full rundown of the proposal.
Spider:
Er, 2 renowned American MOVIE STARS and International CELEBRITIES with 6 kids (after a love affair) of 8 years get engaged. Yup, that is PEOPLE MAG/all news outlet worthy
Jennifer and Justin’s mediocrity in comparison-not so much.
ihatecharitychic:
Aaaaand we're supposed to be upset for poor Heidi who is still recovering after almost TWO YEARS while Brad Pitt impregnated a woman a mere 8 months after he left his wife and was actually still married to one woman while he got another pregnant.
Spider:
Ah—small factoid--- 4 months after the breakup, Jenny was enraptured with Vince Vaughn-as she would be for 2 years. By your Heidi criteria, Jen should’ve been ‘recovered’ by then, no?
ihatecharitychic:
WTF is it with you and your incredible double standards? Are you fucking kidding us with this shit?
Spider:
Such language and tone...and I am the so-called ‘loon’? Yikes.
Justifer for the win!
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Jeg er norsk.
Submitted by spidersabich on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 1:52am.
Lastly, the Brange got engaged after 8 years and 6 kids together---which seems reasonable enough.
Also MONTHS before Theroux-Aniston oddly needed a big fat public engagement--- after only a year together (very 'uncool' with Justie's ex of 14 years still regrouping after his messy transition to Jenny)---and oddly enough on the very weekend where rumors of a Brange wedding were ubiquitous.
One couple is tapping it on the downlow; the other is now suddenly omnipresent.......
just saying.
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You loons are hilarious. So its totally normal that after 8 years of going on and on about how they'll never marry until gay people can, they suddenly get engaged just after Theroux and Aniston move in together.
But there is something weird about Theroux and Aniston getting engaged after a year and half of dating. And it's weird that they got engaged on Theroux's birthday (which btw, came 41 years before flimsy wedding rumors), an engagement that was not announced until after it was clear there was no wedding. If you're so into conspiracies you might ask yourself why this wedding rumor conveniently fell on Theroux's birthday weekend. The tabs had covered his 40th birthday the year before so it wasn't a big secret when his birthday is.
And you're all upset about Aniston/Theroux's "BIG ENGAGEMENT" after Pitt and Jolie rolled out their engagement with photos ops, a statement from their rep, making the ring designer available for dozens and dozens of interviews topped off with a special People magazine engagement edition where they gave a full rundown of the proposal.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20587354,00.html
Aaaaand we're supposed to be upset for poor Heidi who is still recovering after almost TWO YEARS while Brad Pitt impregnated a woman a mere 8 months after he left his wife and was actually still married to one woman while he got another pregnant.
WTF is it with you and your incredible double standards? Are you fucking kidding us with this shit?
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FACTS are a liberal conspiracy!!!
Most of the women I know who are mothers can't stand Chicken Leg for sleeping around with men who are married or have girlfriends. They used ot make fun of the photoops where she looked so skinny, yet used to carry one child in each arm while the bodyguards and the nannies stayed out sight. Please! What a phony woman.
Most couples only one or two kids, not six, yet they still feel the need to buy a big ass gas guzzling SUV or van.
Why don't they have a double wedding?
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 7:11pm.
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You really think so Salty? IMO I don't think either Jen nor Brad OR Angelina court these love triangle stories at all. I honestly think all three of them have moved on. I think all these stories are completely made up by the tabs because they know it will sell. Look at us alone talking about them lol I just can't see either of their publicists having that much power to tell all these tabs what to write.
The tabs seem to trot these stories out whenever they feel the need to stir it up and keep it alive.
JMO anyway
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Well, as Lainey pointed out the other day Chelsea Handler, who is very good friends with Jen, regularly talks smack about Angelina. There is no way Jen's team aren't aware of that fact and yet nobody is putting a stop to it. She gives a quote calling Angie a bitch and the next day you get a story "Jen's BFF takes on Angelina" Maybe Jennifer herself is over it, but these PR professionals know exactly what they're doing.
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Understood but ALL these stories aren't coming from Chelsea, yes she hacks on AJ but there are hundreds of stories in hundreds of gossip mags. BOTH their PR people I'll bet don't even know there has been a story printed until they have to put out a fire. These stories come from a "an anonymous source" meaning no one.
Hey we all have our opinion and that's cool no probs salty....pssst..you're wrong I'm right :P bawahaaaa! :)
We were six kids in a Ford Country Squire.
http://collectiblecars.nytimes.com/View_Listing.asp?ListingID=COL81114.
I don't quite get the mini van hate. If you have kids you need a big car. When I see gals still rocking their sporty sedans I always think the kids are missing out. But some peeps would not be caught dead driving a mini van even though they know damn well life would be easier. They just cannot let go of the need to appear cool and dread what a mini van says about them. But guess what? YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU DRIVE!! Think about it. What kind of car did your parents haul your little asses around in? Was it cool?
Ed: someone bought that Ford!
For the folks below talking about the "mini van majority," most of the women I know who really admire Angeline Jolie (though not quite in a loony way) are working mothers who actually drive mini vans. They really feel a connection to her because of her children, and because of the photos of her with refugees around the world. The only certified loon I know is just plain crazy.
I just watched Rumor Has It and Jennifer Aniston then and today look like 2 different people--in 8 years she has morphed into a new face---and her beautiful hair is not what it once was.......
And so to each his own re: dissing Brad's looks and audacity to be growing older!
Me-I was meh about him in the era of 'Tristan' but find he is the epitome of hotness NOW--LOVE the long hair and hipster daddy vibe.
He makes Theroux look puny and faux.
And I'd rather self-serving altruism to no altruism at all so dissing the charity work seems like a stretch.
Lastly, the Brange got engaged after 8 years and 6 kids together---which seems reasonable enough.
Also MONTHS before Theroux-Aniston oddly needed a big fat public engagement--- after only a year together (very 'uncool' with Justie's ex of 14 years still regrouping after his messy transition to Jenny)---and oddly enough on the very weekend where rumors of a Brange wedding were ubiquitous.
One couple is tapping it on the downlow; the other is now suddenly omnipresent.......
just saying.
Instead of the weddings, let's do a four seater private plane into the side of a mountain, shall we?
Can't help but think that on your wedding day, it shouldn't matter when someone else is getting married or who's going to show up at their wedding. How about just being happy that they're tying the knot with someone they love? End of tabloid story.
And yeah, totally hoping they end up at the same venue at the same time, wearing the same dress! Double wedding extravaganza, lol
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Haha, sounds like a good night, have fun! ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:05am.
"I'm great tonight Homo, how about you? I actually hate them all pretty equally..."
And on that point, we're in complete agreement!
I'm doing good as well (I'm off tomorrow, so I'm feeling no pain right now) Time to let the girls out and...who knows...maybe I'll have a smoke while I'm at it.
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:02am.
I'm great tonight Homo, how about you? I actually hate them all pretty equally, except the money thing and not helping our economy as much as they are helping France. How are you and yours tonight? ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:27
"You know they are. I guess if I had to hate on one pair more, it would be the Jolie-Pitt ones."
Love you dearly Esteem, but I guess I dislike JA and bland, nondescript fiance and his fabulously fit Gay brother more. I'm sorry but she's so BORING (just my opinion).
To me, Jennifer Aniston resembles a spool of tan toilet paper on a beige bathroom wall.
But still, I hope all involved have socked their loot away, because not one of those names sells tickets at this point.
How ya doing tonight, buddy?
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Brad and Angelina had 8 fucking years to get married.....EIGHT YEARS! It seems a bit odd that around the time that Jennifer and Justin were becoming serious, the BRAND, changed it's tune from: "Not going to get married until everyone can", to "the kids are pushing us to get married".
Seems a bit coincidental, and perhaps they heard it through the grapevine in Hollywood that Justin was all set to propose to Jennifer, so these two had to trump that, with their own engagement, oh wait, pardon me, their "promise for the future".
If I could click my ruby slippers together and pick a body to have, it would be JA 's hands down. As far as guys go, Justin is a big upgrade. I think he just might be smart...and That lasts longer than looks which Bradley has lost anyhow Imo Aj and Brad baby should just bite the bullet and stay together. 6 kids your decision DEAL
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:27pm.
You know they are. I guess if I had to hate on one pair more, it would be the Jolie-Pitt ones. They make their millions in the US and then spend the majority of it in foreign countries. You know, not like their taxes, spending etc would help our country at all. Fucking millionaires.
"that I disagree with, Brad has always had some of his own interests he has just always been a bit quieter about it. Things like designing homes for Katrina victims or his interest in furniture and furniture design can't be matched to any of his women. Also Angelina cares more about humanitarian stuff and world politics and he is pretty much an environmental advocate."
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His interest in architecture has always been there, that part is correct.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:58pm.
What would these similar facial expressions be called?
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
hah I get a kick out of those photos every time. it's so strange that Brad Pitt has (seemingly) so little sense of self and is so malleable. maybe it stems from an insecurity about his southern hick background? I kind of feel bad for him.
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Pitt reminds me of the Julia Roberts character in Runaway Bride. She never knew what kind of eggs she liked because she always ordered the same kind of eggs as all of her fiances. Btw, I honestly believe if Jolie were into fashion instead of photo-friendly philanthropy, Pitt would be all into fashion and would have absolutely no interest in philanthropy.
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I am certain that Pitt wouldn't be anyway near as public of a philanthropist as he is if Jolie wasn't doing it. He really didn't start that until after he cheated with Jolie, which ended his marriage and brought on some negative press. He needed to counter act the negativity somehow and he was correct in doing so, because for the most part, his plan worked.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:21pm.
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Pitt reminds me of the Julia Roberts character in Runaway Bride. She never knew what kind of eggs she liked because she always ordered the same kind of eggs as all of her fiances. Btw, I honestly believe if Jolie were into fashion instead of photo-friendly philanthropy, Pitt would be all into fashion and would have absolutely no interest in philanthropy.
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that I disagree with, Brad has always had some of his own interests he has just always been a bit quieter about it. Things like designing homes for Katrina victims or his interest in furniture and furniture design can't be matched to any of his women. Also Angelina cares more about humanitarian stuff and world politics and he is pretty much an environmental advocate and occasional gay rights advocate.
Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:19
"I'm with you both. They can all go suck an egg in the remotest village on the planet."
Hahaha, Esteem!
And the funniest thing of all? Every one of them is laughing their asses off at us as they cry all the way to the bank! Huge paychecks, lots of attention, vacations, and yet...they all suck.
I guess they're a lot smarter than I am!
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
Submitted by lislop on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 6:49pm.
Heroina, AKA as Chicken Leg, and the Chimp will only marry if there's a possibility either one will be nominated for an Oscar. They're shameless, famewhore who only care about money and their image. Meanwhile Chicken Leg is boing Billy Bob Thornton and Amber Heard. The Chimp is boning George Clooney and Matt Damon.
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This comment is perfection.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:58pm.
What would these similar facial expressions be called?
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
hah I get a kick out of those photos every time. it's so strange that Brad Pitt has (seemingly) so little sense of self and is so malleable. maybe it stems from an insecurity about his southern hick background? I kind of feel bad for him.
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Pitt reminds me of the Julia Roberts character in Runaway Bride. She never knew what kind of eggs she liked because she always ordered the same kind of eggs as all of her fiances. Btw, I honestly believe if Jolie were into fashion instead of photo-friendly philanthropy, Pitt would be all into fashion and would have absolutely no interest in philanthropy.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Joeb: "... Besides, J. Ass, when you're in your forties and on your second attempt, it's a nice suit, good shoes, really good hat and gloves followed by a great restaurant."
Exactly. The fanfare is really unnecessary when you've already DONE it, and you're middle-aged.
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Y'all do know Jolie is 38 or 39, therefore not that young herself, and this will be her THIRD marriage (assuming they actually go through with it), right? So it's not only Aniston who needs to not go overboard with her wedding plans.
That said, I don't agree with not making a big deal out of said wedding just because it's not the first. It's still your special day, still a wedding, so enjoy it and do what you want for it.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:52pm.
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Kind of like how Brad was talking smack about his marriage when he was promoting Moneyball and then acted like he had no idea that talking about his marriage would somehow be construed as a reference to Jennifer Aniston. A guy who has been famous for 20 years had no idea. ROFLMAO. Or Angelina, who can't wait to show her kids the movie where mommy and daddy fell in love as if somehow no one would notice that Daddy was actually married to another woman at the time. It isn't just the PR people who keep this shit alive, hon.
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I never said any of them always remained completely silent on the subject, I just said that it seems pretty clear that Jen's publicity team has done the most to keep the story in the press. Brad's team has always been really low-key on it (mainly because he's the actual cheating asshole and that's in their best interest) and the Moneyball answers are some of the only direct quotes he has ever given on it and Angie has never courted the Mini-van majority the way Brad and Jen both clearly do.
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You make some interesting points, but I disagree with you on Jolie and the minivan majority. All she does is talk about motherhood in all of her interviews and that is the fastest way to the mini-van majority. She may not wear pink sweaters like Jennifer Garner, but she is selling the same thing.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:52pm.
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Kind of like how Brad was talking smack about his marriage when he was promoting Moneyball and then acted like he had no idea that talking about his marriage would somehow be construed as a reference to Jennifer Aniston. A guy who has been famous for 20 years had no idea. ROFLMAO. Or Angelina, who can't wait to show her kids the movie where mommy and daddy fell in love as if somehow no one would notice that Daddy was actually married to another woman at the time. It isn't just the PR people who keep this shit alive, hon.
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I never said any of them always remained completely silent on the subject, I just said that it seems pretty clear that Jen's publicity team has done the most to keep the story in the press. Brad's team has always been really low-key on it (mainly because he's the actual cheating asshole and that's in their best interest) and the Moneyball answers are some of the only direct quotes he has ever given on it and Angie has never courted the Mini-van majority the way Brad and Jen both clearly do.
Submitted by Dickmatized on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:58pm.
What would these similar facial expressions be called?
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
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hah I get a kick out of those photos every time. it's so strange that Brad Pitt has (seemingly) so little sense of self and is so malleable. maybe it stems from an insecurity about his southern hick background? I kind of feel bad for him.
ETA: no offense to any sluts on here from Oklahoma or Missouri, I love all you Dlisters from every state.
It would be oh so laughable if six kids weren't reason enough for the Duggars of France to get hitched, but Aniston 's nuptials finally gets them to the altar.
Submitted by angry_secretary on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:49pm.
Jen & Justin are doing that weird thing where couples start to look alike because they start mirroring each others facial expressions. I believe the expression they both have in that photo is called "smirky douche".
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What would these similar facial expressions be called?
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 7:11pm.
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You really think so Salty? IMO I don't think either Jen nor Brad OR Angelina court these love triangle stories at all. I honestly think all three of them have moved on. I think all these stories are completely made up by the tabs because they know it will sell. Look at us alone talking about them lol I just can't see either of their publicists having that much power to tell all these tabs what to write.
The tabs seem to trot these stories out whenever they feel the need to stir it up and keep it alive.
JMO anyway
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Well, as Lainey pointed out the other day Chelsea Handler, who is very good friends with Jen, regularly talks smack about Angelina. There is no way Jen's team aren't aware of that fact and yet nobody is putting a stop to it. She gives a quote calling Angie a bitch and the next day you get a story "Jen's BFF takes on Angelina" Maybe Jennifer herself is over it, but these PR professionals know exactly what they're doing.
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Kind of like how Brad was talking smack about his marriage when he was promoting Moneyball and then acted like he had no idea that talking about his marriage would somehow be construed as a reference to Jennifer Aniston. A guy who has been famous for 20 years had no idea. ROFLMAO. Or Angelina, who can't wait to show her kids the movie where mommy and daddy fell in love as if somehow no one would notice that Daddy was actually married to another woman at the time. It isn't just the PR people who keep this shit alive, hon.
Jen & Justin are doing that weird thing where couples start to look alike because they start mirroring each others facial expressions. I believe the expression they both have in that photo is called "smirky douche".
I wish Angelina's giant forehead vein would burst blood all over Brad's face in public.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Angelina is a cunt nugget & Brad is a douchehandle. They deserve each other & I hope they both have STD's.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:16pm.
It will never stop bugging me that Brad began to wear black all the time after he started to date Angelina. WTF?
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Andrei, that's what Brad *does*! When he was dating Goopy, they had His 'n Her haircuts/dye jobs!
His women clearly dictate his "style."
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what are you talking about Brad would NEVER let a woman influence his style
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
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LMAO!!!! I thought I was the only person who noticed how Brad Pitt morphs into the hoes he's screwing.
Angelina is crazy & bitchy enough to do that to Jen. And if Brad goes along with this it proves he has no backbone & his balls are trapped inside Angie's vagina & she wont give them back until he fucks over his ex wife again.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 8:40pm.
I don't think Brange really want to marry, BUT...I wouldn't put it past Angie to get married soon after Jen, just to fuck with her. And no, I don't think she's obsessed, just a mean gal like that.
I mean, picture it. Jen gets married in a fancy Malibu wedding with Chelsea Handler and other B list stars like Emily Blunt and Courtney Cox. Then, just when the pics are coming out in People magazine, Brangie get married in a small hut in Africa surrounded by people literally worshiping them and their guests include Muhammad Ali and Nelson Mandela and Princess Diana's ghost, you get the deal.
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I agree. Lmao at Princess Diana's ghost showing up to homewrecker Jolie and loser Pitt's trash feat.
fuck this saga has gone on longer than the entire star wars franchise.
one day an apocalypse will come and wipe out humanity.
and then some foreign alien life form will land on earth and they will find clippings everywhere of Jen An, Angie, Brad and the aliens would be like
"haggwnraghgnwrhnwehnjw jewghjwegjweh hwghweyghaewhg ghweghagwe"
which translates to
"the life form on this planet must have worship these three beings"
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:16pm.
It will never stop bugging me that Brad began to wear black all the time after he started to date Angelina. WTF?
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Andrei, that's what Brad *does*! When he was dating Goopy, they had His 'n Her haircuts/dye jobs!
His women clearly dictate his "style."
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what are you talking about Brad would NEVER let a woman influence his style
http://www.windleandmoodie.com/images/uploaded/news/Image/brad-is-girlfr...
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 9:33pm.
"Is it just me or does anyone else not give a fuck about anything involving these people? It's just me isn't it? Tell me, I can take it. Is it me?"
Nope bambam, it's not just you.
I'm not a fan of ANY of these people (although AJ and BP probably have an edge, just because they've done work I previously enjoyed, years ago*) but all this idiotic "Romance! Betrayal! Who Will Walk Down The Aisle First!" makes them all look stupid.
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I'm with you both. They can all go suck an egg in the remotest village on the planet.
I AM SO BORED. Can we stop hearing about all of them?
Brad Pitt stopped being interesting when... actually, he was never interesting to me.
AJ stopped being interesting when she started trying to save the world and adopt all the world's kids.
JA never WAS interesting.
Justin Theroux never WILL be interesting.
Can we please just find SOMEONE else to talk about?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:16pm.
It will never stop bugging me that Brad began to wear black all the time after he started to date Angelina. WTF?
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Andrei, that's what Brad *does*! When he was dating Goopy, they had His 'n Her haircuts/dye jobs!
His women clearly dictate his "style."
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 7:11pm.
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You really think so Salty? IMO I don't think either Jen nor Brad OR Angelina court these love triangle stories at all. I honestly think all three of them have moved on. I think all these stories are completely made up by the tabs because they know it will sell. Look at us alone talking about them lol I just can't see either of their publicists having that much power to tell all these tabs what to write.
The tabs seem to trot these stories out whenever they feel the need to stir it up and keep it alive.
JMO anyway
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Well, as Lainey pointed out the other day Chelsea Handler, who is very good friends with Jen, regularly talks smack about Angelina. There is no way Jen's team aren't aware of that fact and yet nobody is putting a stop to it. She gives a quote calling Angie a bitch and the next day you get a story "Jen's BFF takes on Angelina" Maybe Jennifer herself is over it, but these PR professionals know exactly what they're doing.
Ever notice how AJ and JA have the same letters just swapped? Coincidence? I think not!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 9:33pm.
"Is it just me or does anyone else not give a fuck about anything involving these people? It's just me isn't it? Tell me, I can take it. Is it me?"
Nope bambam, it's not just you.
I'm not a fan of ANY of these people (although AJ and BP probably have an edge, just because they've done work I previously enjoyed, years ago*) but all this idiotic "Romance! Betrayal! Who Will Walk Down The Aisle First!" makes them all look stupid.
(*12 Monkeys, True Romance, etc)
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"It's real to me. Not like these fools. Not like this scene" Gin Blossoms
uh oh....people stopped talking about Brangelina and Theraniston (?) for five whole minutes. Time to start up the marriage rumor mill again. It's gonna happen any day now.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
They're all a bunch of a$$holes for their own distinct sets of reasons and its all been discussed ad nauseam.
What they should do is to have a double wedding.