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March 11, 2013 / Posted by:

The Mother’s Circus Animal Cookie Truffles!

A few years ago, my soul swirled down to the ground when Mother’s Cookies went out of business and all the Circus Animals Cookies were headed to the glue factory. I obsessed over that shit to the point where some hos emailed me and said shit like, “Stop obsessing over that shit to the point where I have to email you to tell you to stop obsessing over it!”

So then God showed himself by saving Circus Animal Cookies from extinction! And now look at them, they’re being made into truffles! They’re fancy as shit. It’s like they survived death, won a scholarship to Harvard Medical School, became a neurologist, married a high-powered lawyer, moved to a mansion on an island off of Seattle, adopted a litter of kittens, had twins, throw dinner parties where they use actual cloth napkins and are living the perfect life.

Circus Animal Cookies almost died and now they’re all fancy and shit! Personally, I prefer my Circus Animal Cookies in cookie form, but if you want to be fancy, click here to get the truffle recipe. Make sure you lift your pinky while clicking on that link, because that shit is that fancy.

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