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The Mother's Circus Animal Cookie Truffles!
A few years ago, my soul swirled down to the ground when Mother's Cookies went out of business and all the Circus Animals Cookies were headed to the glue factory. I obsessed over that shit to the point where some hos emailed me and said shit like, "Stop obsessing over that shit to the point where I have to email you to tell you to stop obsessing over it!"
So then God showed himself by saving Circus Animal Cookies from extinction! And now look at them, they're being made into truffles! They're fancy as shit. It's like they survived death, won a scholarship to Harvard Medical School, became a neurologist, married a high-powered lawyer, moved to a mansion on an island off of Seattle, adopted a litter of kittens, had twins, throw dinner parties where they use actual cloth napkins and are living the perfect life.
Circus Animal Cookies almost died and now they're all fancy and shit! Personally, I prefer my Circus Animal Cookies in cookie form, but if you want to be fancy, click here to get the truffle recipe. Make sure you lift your pinky while clicking on that link, because that shit is that fancy.
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These are NOT truffles, nor are they fancy. They are, however, the worst kind of Sandra Lee-lazy-ass-crap recipe passing as something "high class." Let's call them what they REALLY are: balls of cream cheese and supermarket cookie crumbs dipped in cheap fake colored "chocolate" coating. Utterly disgusting.
I'd much rather have the Mother's cookies.
AW hell You have to make them your self. When I saw them there I thought I could run out and buy them. I don't like things I have to make my self.
has anybody heard those insufferable radio ads for Mother's Cookies? It's like some stupid bitch talking about how her mother made a game of hiding cookies when she was little and now she plays it with her daughter...it makes me want to serve into oncoming traffic.
Thank god they brought back Mother's Cookies. BUT WHERE IS THE COOKIE PARADE???
I'm actually related to the founder of Mother's Cookies. My grandmother used to visit their house back in the '20s, and that place was fancy. Cookie money was good back then.
OMG. These exist.
Mothers Vanailla sandwich cookies are good, especially with coffee. Better than the name brands.
They look too sickengly sweet.
Which reminds me of "America's Worst Cook" last night on Food Network which I caught and they were baking cakes. First episode I've seen this season and Anne B and Bobby F are great hosts and it was fun, they have some good contestants. You would have loved the cakes MK, ground up Oreos three inches thick as a topping for example.
Whoever took over Mothers still makes the circus animals, but there's no Cookie Parade, and fuckin-a if cookie parade was not my goddamn favorite. Those cruel, cruel people not baking cookie parade, destroyers of happy childhood memories. This isn't like Twinkies where you can still get Finkies, there is no Cookie Fauxrade. Sads.
MK hard to believe you'd get all tingly over something so generic. Isn't this "Mothers" on par with store brand?
If I'm going to waste precious calories on store bought baked goods, it's the Entemann's, Tastykakes, or fuggetabattit!
Oooh that truffle with some Menchie's and a frappe would be heaven.
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These look way too sweet.
Honest to god, once you start cutting this stuff out of your diet, your palate resets. Then something like a banana or perfectly ripe pear tastes like an orgasm.
And I'm starting to get impatient with all these recipes with a million ingredients.
they look like Taylor Not-so-Swift's doodies.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
i prefer Schweddy's
I feel queasy looking at these.
WTFOMGLOL....Congratulations on your weight loss!!! And I totally believe it.
I'm trying hard to cut out as much sugar as I can. I find it really difficult to cut it completely. It's amazing (and gross) how many products it's in, and how easily we can go way over what our daily intake should be.
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A truffle is
1 - A strong-smelling underground fungus (Tuber and other genera, family Tuberaceae) that resembles an irregular, rough-skinned potato,...
2 - A soft candy made of a chocolate mixture, typically flavored with rum and covered with cocoa.
This is no truffle, more like edible chemical product that will end up killing you, slowly.
Anonymous....white chocolate makes me barfy, too. But I LOVE white chocolate macadamia nut cookies...I have no idea why.
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As soon as I stopped eating garbage like this, I dropped about 20 lbs. in a year. I shit you not.
No snack cakes/chips/soda = mega weight loss.
yeah, who'd have thought LOL.
MK...I have never had Mother's (gasp), but the Keebler are yummy.
I read the recipe for the truffles, and it sounds like a heart attack. Sucky needs to get in here to determine the fatness quotient of these. :P
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I immediately think pop tart when I look at that pic and seeing as how pop tart is also a term I use for vagina I would eat them...
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These look disgusting
I tried these after hearing all the hype... blech. I feel about them the same way I feel about white chocolate; bland and wayyyyy too sweet.