Elisabeth Hasselcrack Was Not Fired From The View, So Says Barbara Walters
As Whoopi Goldberg and The Tasmanian Devil's twin sister, Sherri Shepherd, tried to contain themselves while screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO on the inside, Barbara Walters announced on The View today that Elisabeth Hasselback will terrorize viewers for as long as she wants to. The rumor was that Elisabeth was put on the curb, because test audiences don't like her and think she's too right wing. But Gossip Cop says that Barbara denied all of this on today's show and told everyone to stop singing "ding dong the Hasselcrack is dead," because the Hasselcrack is very much alive on The View....for now.
"There is a particularly false story that is getting picked up about Elisabeth’s alleged departure, saying we don’t approve of her conservative views. The truth is we love Elisabeth. I like her personally, and she’s a wonderful person. But beyond that, we value and appreciate her point of view. It’s important to us, because Elisabeth helps give the show perspective and balance. And believe me, she’s tougher than she looks. We have no plans for Elisabeth to leave this show. Having said that to all of you, Bill [The View's producer] and I have always said that when one of you makes the choice to leave [we won't stop you]."
Translation: "I'm still waiting for that resignation letter, Hasselcrack."
Barbara also confirmed that Joy Behar is leaving the round table of ridiculousness at the end of this season.
If Hasselcrack did leave The View, guests would have to find another trick to throw side-eyes at and completely ignore. And that somebody would've been Sherri Shepherd, so The Tasmanian Lady Devil should be breathing out ten sighs of relief over the fact that the shrieking blond mouse is staying.
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True Story:
NEVER watched Oprah or The View. Can't stand all the whining. Both shows were like stylized Weight Watcher's meetings.
All of these cows need to go bye bye.
Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 6:10pm.
Barbara needs to go. She can't even make it up to the stage anymore without a hand, and she can bearly spit a word out without it taking ten minutes. Look I'm not agiest but at 83 it's time to go out with what little dignity you have left. If you can bearly speak, hand the bitch a pink slip.
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ITA, Craigypants. She's skirting the late Dick Clark's territory. They both had storied careers; that's wonderful. Now get the fuck off the stage with your dignity.
This has nothing tro do with democratic republican.
Hasslecrack is a tool who does nothong but regurgitate others views, they r not her own.
As a forienger I can't even understand how she had a job, let alone keep one, but thats the Yankie system.
She has well past the last exit on the highway to relevancey.
Boston Mike - funny you should mention "basic rights" and wallets in the same context as doctors. Paul Ryan has just introduced a budget that will repeal Obamacare, an unread-until-after-it-passed little 3000 page piece of shit that profoundly shits all over both doctor and patient "basic rights" just like everything else Obama does - and I'm sorry but implying that somebody who cares about keeping THEIR money that THEY LABORED TO EARN makes THEM a greedy, self-loathing "queen" actually outs you as the greedy little ignoramus. After all, if someone caring about their own wallet is such a petty and trivial thing for them to do (as opposed to what? Drones buzzing over American soil?) then why the hell do you and Obama care so much about their wallet, too? Why don't you ask a slave from 200 years ago how important economic freedom is to quality of life. Ask a battered woman today. Our country didn't even have an income tax for its first 135 years.
Since you are so concerned with the "basic rights" of those with a wallet to call their own then please email your Congressperson and tell them to pass Paul Ryan's budget now!
Submitted by Justa Tipin on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 2:58pm.
I knew it was too good to be true.
Sherri looks like a tapered refrigerator box, the only thing that might help her less than fortunate shape is a breast reduction to help balance it out. She is shaped like almost exactly like Kool-Aid. Oh. Yeah.
ETA: Not a View person either, but Hasselback has always struck me as one of those Urban Baby type people.
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I always referred to sherri's body type as a Tasmanian devil.. It's all i can see when i look at her.
Submitted by BostonMike on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 4:00pm.
It's not her views that people can't stand about her, it's that she can't back them up. Her answers when asked a question are usually something like "well, you didn't mind when Obama said that" or "well it's not like Obama is doing anything about it" She, like so many Repugs, always has the diarrhea flowing out of her mouth about everything that is wrong, but never offers a resolution on how to fix it. Everything is always wrong because of the other side. I know both sides play that card, but Jesus, at least get someone who knows what they are talking about and can back it up. Why does everyone so quickly forget 2001 - 2008?
I'm sure the few self hating queens here on Dlisted who care more about their wallets than their own basic rights will come to her defense. Like those "doctors" who unlike any real doctor I know seem to have time to comment on every story on Dlisted all day and all night.....
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Oh gawd, here we go another one of these...
Seems libs are the ones with bad memories- bitching about something Bush did 10 years ago but then praising Obummer for doing the same.
"Bush spends so much on the 'fake war'." But when Obama more than triples said debt in less than 2 years than Bush did in 2 TERMS, liberals are mum.
Liberals bitched that Bush was going to raise taxes...DESPITE him giving out tax credits. Remember those free stimulus checks? Obummer's raising taxes on the middle class, libs are mum.
Libs complained when Gore lost the election against Bush, citing voting problems in Florida. Obummer was re-elected by illegal citizens, repeat voters, illegal internet fundraising and more. Libs stay mum.
Hypocrite much?
The times I've watched the show Hasselback had sources and numbers for everything she said. You must be zoning out because actual information was being dispersed. Oh and now you're big on "our rights"? Which would that be....to kill your unborn child or to own a gun? Because we all know how you libs love taking away rights unless they suit you.
MK can't get enough accolades for the Tasmanian Devil's twin sister reference. That kind of BRILLZY deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Barbara needs to go. She can't even make it up to the stage anymore without a hand, and she can bearly spit a word out without it taking ten minutes. Look I'm not agiest but at 83 it's time to go out with what little dignity you have left. If you can bearly speak, hand the bitch a pink slip.
Maybe Courtney Stodden is available to lend her considerable brain cells to this cackle of hens? Can you imagine?
It's not her views that people can't stand about her, it's that she can't back them up. Her answers when asked a question are usually something like "well, you didn't mind when Obama said that" or "well it's not like Obama is doing anything about it" She, like so many Repugs, always has the diarrhea flowing out of her mouth about everything that is wrong, but never offers a resolution on how to fix it. Everything is always wrong because of the other side. I know both sides play that card, but Jesus, at least get someone who knows what they are talking about and can back it up. Why does everyone so quickly forget 2001 - 2008?
I'm sure the few self hating queens here on Dlisted who care more about their wallets than their own basic rights will come to her defense. Like those "doctors" who unlike any real doctor I know seem to have time to comment on every story on Dlisted all day and all night......
Cancel these horz. It's over anyway.
In my opinion the producers should pink slip the whole bunch and replace them by REAL luminaries such as Phoebe Price, Shauna Sands and Charro.
Can't stand any of those cackling hens. Who the hell watches that shitfest?
Babawa always says this crap. She said the same thing when Star Jones was fired. Jones wouldn't have any of it though. I don't like Star, but she sure had Babwa's number. Does anyone remember Debbie Matopolis(sp)? Same thing happened to her.
I knew it was too good to be true.
Sherri looks like a tapered refrigerator box, the only thing that might help her less than fortunate shape is a breast reduction to help balance it out. She is shaped like almost exactly like Kool-Aid. Oh. Yeah.
ETA: Not a View person either, but Hasselback has always struck me as one of those Urban Baby type people.
I am so gwad to hea' that Baba and Ms. Gowdbewg weawy and twuwy wuv ewizabeth.
"Having said that to all of you, Bill [The View's producer] and I have always said that when one of you makes the choice to leave [we won't stop you]."
And...there's the damage control, so they don't lose viewers over the thought of a sinking ship. Not a word about 'we fully intend to offer her a new contract.' Transparent Babs.
I wonder if Elizabeth some how has some dirt on Barbara or some connection with her? Barbara always defends Elizabeth, but it comes across more as the way an overprotective mother defends her child against its peers instead of coming across like one co-worker telling the others to hear a person out. I remember Elizabeth sitting on Barbara's lap for crying out loud because she couldn't stand up to Rosie...who by the way, way bitchy but remained calm in comparison to Elizabeth freaking out.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:43am.
I knew from the start it was BS. "Test audiences said she was too conservative." Yeah, right, that's why Fox News ratings have been through the roof compared to any other news network for over a decade.
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Exactly!
i wish all these cackling idiots would just shut up.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Mmmm...kittehs are funny creatures.
We adopted two from the shelter last October, and they are HILARIOUS. I bought a charm for a necklace, and it came wrapped in tissue paper. I put it on the floor for a moment, and it became my little kitty's favorite place to sit. She kept laying on it and touching it...she liked the sound of it or something.
The both of them are also fighting over territory of a kitty bed. They hated each other, now they lick each other, cuddle, and practically spoon on that cat bad. HILARIOUS!
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:38pm.
Foxxy - understood! And the only reason why I participate in such photos is so that there's photographic evidence that I was there before I discretely duck out of the party! :) After I've made sure that I was seen by the people that 'need' to see me, of course!
*high 5s miz cynical on our shared strategery toward office party attendance* also, if one can pull it off, the afternoon before the party complaining to anyone who will listen about feeling "sick" helps establish the smoke before you start working the mirrors...
;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh well, at least this news didn't ruin an already shitty day.
Boost hasn't had a new flavor in awhile so it's nice to see Babs all excited over something.
Foxxy - understood! And the only reason why I participate in such photos is so that there's photographic evidence that I was there before I discretely duck out of the party! :) After I've made sure that I was seen by the people that 'need' to see me, of course!
Mel-Tang- LOL and gross!
Louise....I'm loving your cat story!! Haha. That's probably really funny to watch. My dogs do goofy things like that.
One of them is obsessed with Dove soap. She will go into the shower and steal the entire bar and eat it. I usually catch her and take it because I'm scared she will get sick. However, it's hysterical to watch my husband get annoyed every morning when he notices his soap is gone. It's ironic, though, because this same dog drinks toilet water and would eat shit if given the chance. Especially if there is corn in it. :O
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Ugh....I can't stand any of these witches. But Hasselcrack annoys me the most.
The only things I watch now are "So you think you can dance, " the housewives, and "Vanderpump Rules." Lol
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I want this hor to get a really nasty papercut on her face!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:18pm.
Ha! Just noticed Whoopi's priceless expression. Hilarious. She has a look that says, 'bitch, I am not getting paid enough to pretend as though I enjoy being here!'
looks like me in some office party photos over the years, lmao :-D i know that expression...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:12pm.
No, it's a paper Whole Foods bag. We go there all the time (it's right on the corner), so we always have them, but for some reason this one she is super attached to. I didn't know that about the plastic bags, though.
She likes the plastic Target bags, too, and those puffed air pocket things from Amazon. She will put her nose under it and push it while running until she hits something solid. (Still more interesting then The View)
miz cynical, LOL. that's the face I wear everyday to work!
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Ha! Just noticed Whoopi's priceless expression. Hilarious. She has a look that says, 'bitch, I am not getting paid enough to pretend as though I enjoy being here!'
Hasselwhack's claim to fame was as a contestant on Survivor...I'm not sure how one goes from being a footwear designer to right-wing harpie on a a syndicated show, but good riddance, I hope.
louise: thanks, that was way more interesting
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:10pm.
Is it a plastic bag? My cat LOVES when I bring home groceries because she likes to play with and lick plastic bags. Apparently the adhesive they are made with has animal lard in it. I have to keep them way out of her reach or she will drag one into my bedroom in the middle of the night and start playing with it. So annoying.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Here is a story as interesting then this View story- yesterday the one cat started playing with a shopping bag. For some reason she's weirdly attached to it now. My husband moved it and she came flying out of the bedroom and slid into the bag just because he touched it. If we went into the kitchen all night she would run in to check on her bag. The end.
The show can not abandon it's high mark-up feminine hygiene consumer. Demi Moore replaces the Behar woman. Hassels goes nowhere.
If this was the only thing on tv, I'd turn it off. and for me, that's a big deal!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:49am.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:35am.
There is literally nothing I care about less than who's replacing whom on the View. Literally. Nothing.
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Don't watch, won't ever watch regardless of who'll be on so add me to the no fucks to give line.
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I'll join you kids in the "No Fucks" corner.
I cannot stand Barbara Walters. I've never been able to fathom why she is so popular.
Whoopi's face in that pic says it all.
Barbara WaWa has nice legs. Who knew.
@Jack :D
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:30am.
I share the same expression as Whoppi in that top pic
i can't stop giggling at that photo. was Whoopi having a great time at that photo shoot or what?!
ahahahahahahahaaaaa
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
damn! Whoopi is rough on the eyes...on topic...this show is still around?!
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Ugh who cares. Family Guy said it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXk5rUd8p_4
And I feel like Stewie.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:46am.
@Jack, now that would be more interesting this
this shit show.
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possibly, but more likely a beneficial bi-product that cures insomnia would also be stumbled upon...
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:35am.
There is literally nothing I care about less than who's replacing whom on the View. Literally. Nothing.
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Don't watch, won't ever watch regardless of who'll be on so add me to the no fucks to give line.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:44am.
LOL, yea but the difference (aka beauty of it all) is I can click that lovely little 'x' on my screen to make you all go away... I have to plan for months and create alibis to accomplish the other...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Did these mouthpieces ever find out who was leaving drops of pee on the toilets?