The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!
Confirmation of DNA results disproved the hospital staff's theory that they were being Punk'd by Kristin... Dax Shepherd is, indeed, NOT the father. - jack-n-the-hat
The new co host for The View was introduced and Sherri Shepherd was relieved that she would no longer be referred to as the slow one. - daisy100
It was only a matter of time before one of Simon Cowell's succulent fur titties broke free to host its own show. - Spkheller
We're gonna have to shave your face Miss Kardashian before we do your vampire facelift you hairy bitch. - El Bastardo