Monday, March 11th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Johnny Knoxville (42)
The Lady Chablis (56)
Anton Yelchin (24)
Melissa Rycroft (30)
Thora Birch (31)
LeToya Luckett (32)
Joel & Benji Madden (34)
Christopher Rice (35)
Eric the Midget (38)
Terrence Howard (44)
Lisa Loeb (45)
John Barrowman (46)
Alex Kingston (50)
Peter Berg (51)
Elias Koteas (52)
Nina Hartley (54)
Joey Buttafuoco (57)
Nina Hagen (58)
Bobby McFerrin (63)
Sam Donaldson (79)
Rupert Murdoch (82)
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HB to the lovely Lady Chablis and most of the other ho's born today.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Eric the Midget? Poor, little, ungrateful cocksucker.
"I'm club fucking footed, you asswipe!"
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
nina hartley, one of the best 80s pron queens who didn't end up a junkie or dead. love her!
Rupert Murdoch doesn't have a birthday, unless he bought it. He is the AntiChrist.
Dear god, only weird people were born on my birthday (today),except for Thora Birch, Nina Hagen and Lisa Loeb.
Happy birthday to them all!!!
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
I have a total ladyboner for Knoxville. I can't help it.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Jack, oh mah gawd I'd be thinking of baseball statistics or some shit doing her, trying to keep it up. Moan like a normal person ya noob.
Sheeeit, watching this show. Pork loin wrapped in bacon with a mustard fruit compote. I'd love to do this on a grill.
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
Happy Birthday, Johnny Knoxville! I sooooo would.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I love that Michael K included Savannah's own Lady Chablis! The doll doesn't look like she is 56!
"Two tears in a bucket....motherfuckit" --The Grand Empress of Savannah
Knoxville - Grow the fuck up.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:41am.
Hey Nina! Love that ass girl but shut the fuck up while you screw, willya?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! I was going to say something about that but didn't think anyone would know what I was talking about... that goddamm speech impediment makes her sound like Sylvester the Cat taking it up the ass.... "ohhhh, that'sthhh it stttththhhhh-ister, sthhhhhhhhththth-tick it in nicthhhhhhe and stthhhhhhhh-low." Fuckin shut up.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Bunch a weirdos having a birthday today I tell ya what. No hate on Thora, Alex Kingston and Nina Hartley though. Hey Nina! Love that ass girl but shut the fuck up while you screw, willya?
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
There is no way in hell Nina Hartley is only 54 -- 64 is more like it. 54 my ass!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Happy birthday to all.
Johnny is still hot and from what I've heard a really great guy.
Wasn't Alex Kingston a big star or "ER" back in the day?
Love Letoya Luckett. Hope she gets as big as Beyonce someday.
Elias Koteas is the hotness (great actor too)
Always thought Lisa Loeb and Thora Birch would still be superstars a couple decades on but such is fate (and fame).
Love Christopher Rice. His later books are really good. Different type of writer than his mom.
Happy Birthday Elias Koteas! You were great in Some Kind of Wonderful :D
Christopher Rice has the pleasure of being Anne Rice's son who came out as gay and thus has gay web pages comparing his schlock to Capote or Williams. Which has to have about ten thousand gay graduate students in literature or journalism grinding their teeth as they whip up a caffeine free mocha-latte.
Damn, Thora Birch is a big girl now! With a big rack! I remember her from such kids' movies as [trying to remember kids' movies] Hocus Pocus?
I always mix her up with Tory Burch.
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 9:11am.
Whamo, the end of that clip: "...buckbuckuck", hahaha!
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LOL, I know I love that whole performance, she's such a whack job but GD can she sing.
ERIC THE UNGRATEFUL SHITHEAD MIDGET UGH I WOULD FREAKIN DIE
THAT'LL BE 200 BALLOONS!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
No clue who Eric the Midget is, but he seems to be the only one on this list interesting enough to say happy birthday to, so: happy spawning of bonzai person day Eric!
"HOdor"
what the fuck is happening?
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"
Dawn Davenport - from wiki "Hartley remains active as of 2013. Appearing primarily in "mature"-themed pornography, she also has a line of instructional videos which are marketed under the Nina Hartley's Guide brand covering the entire sexual spectrum, from basic sexual intercourse and foreplay, to anal sex and bondage"
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Happy 29th birthday, Anna Tsuchiya!
Nina Hartley is doing Granny Porn???
Saw Nina Hagen (aka - the Teutonic Machine Gun) in the 80s in San Fran - @ the Fab Mab? Anyway, she was nuts, loud, east German - what else is there to say? Happy birthday to Alex Kingston too; the best unorthodox Moll Flanders! Bobby McFerrin can fuck off for writing that g-damned Don't Worry song that I loathe, plus a SF DJ who interviewed him said he was a pompous asshole.
Hey Ecce! Poor Thora. I thought she had so much potential for a lifelong, possibly Oscar-winning career.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 03/11/2013 -
"What happened to Thora Birch?"
Hi CIJ, her daddy (a former porn performer, as was her mommy) seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Thora and has screwed up her career with his demands and tantrums. There's something ickily touchy-feely about the relationship (on his part).
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
What happened to Thora Birch? She should be at the peak of her career right now. She was excellent in Ghost World and American Beauty.
The Lady Chablis: "two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it."
Lisa Loeb: the female Duncan Sheik.
Terrence Howard: sorry, I think he's sexy.
Nina Hagen: I used to love her random appearances on Night Flight. Whamo, the end of that clip: "...buckbuckuck", hahaha!
Happy Birfday to everyone here!
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"Look, I'm always looking for a beefy football player to come out of the closet. And then on my face." BuckeyeInChicago
HB Letoya Luckett Destinys Child was nothing after you left
HB Benji &Joel Madden
Fu BabyWipes
OMG HB Anton!!
..."POPEMON: Gotta bless 'em all"
"The artist formerly known as pope"-Stephen Colbert...
So many crappy birthdays today! Johnny Knoxville (I can't believe someone bred with him!), Rupert Murdoch, Joey Buttafuoco, Terrence Howard... CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Happy wishes to the lovely Ninas.
@Ophelias evil twin
ikr? i avoided seeing The Ringer for a long time, figured it would be some monumentally insensitive mess, but was extremely surprised when i finally saw it, not what i expected (happily so). still not a fan of Knoxville but liked him best in that.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 8:29am.
"Bitch is STILL doing porn and for that I think we should all bow our heads and be thankful..."
Speak for urself, desperate retard
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Well, good morning, insufferable cunt.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
It's surprising Johnny is still in one piece. The Ringer was hilarious.
I hope that someone gives Terrence a big 'ol tub of butt wipes for his birthday! Birthday cake scented!
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
"Bitch is STILL doing porn and for that I think we should all bow our heads and be thankful..."
Speak for urself, desperate retard
happy birthday to the lady chablis. keep hiding your candy, girl.
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watching hardcore ufos
Happy birthday to that cocksucker, Nina Hartley... Bitch is STILL doing porn and for that I think we should all bow our heads and be thankful...
Also, happy birthday to Johnny!! Thanks for Jackass!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Holy crap! Thora Birch is 31???? Wow, feeling old today....
Go Verb Yourself!
Happy B-Day to Nina Hartley!! To a man, male pornstars all agree that no other porn stars compare to Nina in the sack. Her blowjobs look like the stuff dreams are made of.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Nina Hagen AND Bobby McFerrin? wow.
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God don't like ugly.
Johnny Knoxville...aren't you a little too old for this shit?
Eric the Midget....I'm fucking club footed you asswipe...Eric the ungrateful shithead midget.
Terrence Howard...Hustle & Flow was one of my favorite with Mr Baby wipes
Lisa Loeb......leave the glasses on
Nina Hartley...had THE nicest ass in porn bar none
Joey Buttafuoco...should have shot HIM in the the head
Nina Hagen...I love this crazy sexy alien bitch
If you can hang in for this you'll be amazed at the notes she hits it ain't for everyone I'll grant you that but one of my all time favorite performances especially 3:20 mark till the end...WTF?! lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xi4O4RvlnQ
I'll throw this in too, for all the kids of the 80s that use to freak out on the floor to this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CST7XOxw4Dk
We are going to another disco!
Happy Bday Sluts
hb to johnny and bobby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
fu to joey & rupert
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
I really thought this was the Sarah Palin guy-Levi what's his name?
Joey Botta Bing Botta Boom Bottafuoco. Wow, that brings back memories when the Amy Fisher story was front page of the Post every single day.