Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit shows us that a truly refined lady always holds her t-shirt dress down before she farts - The Superficial
Ben Affleck doesn't seem that excited about nose bumping with Jennifer Garner - Lainey Gossip
The funny things that come out of Ed Helms' mouth - The Berry
Justin Bieber's babysitters canceled his show in Portugal, because he need to suck on a pacifier while sitting in a high chair in the time out corner for a little while - Celebitchy
Judging by that certified swish, the slick-haired sidewalk bigot was totally on his way to the glory hole - Towleroad
Adriana Lima rides a bike with her ass out and face over shoulder, which is the way everybody rides a bike, right? - Hollywood Tuna
Chrissy Teigen gets naked for Instagram - Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Osbourne is probably epileptic - ICYDK
Ashley Jizzdale supposedly tweeted a picture of her ass, but there's no ass to speak of in that picture - Popoholic
You know it's Monday when you think Sienna Miller's baby is wearing a pixelated mask - Just Jared
The One Life to Live cast photo needs more Dorian Lord and the All My Children cast photo needs more LA LUCCI!!! - SOW
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about Kenya Moore's Gone with the Wind Fabulous video - Reality Tea
As Selena Gomez stares at Ashley Benson's chichis, Justin Bieber screams and cries into his wet nurse's chichis while she tries to breastfeed him - IDLYITW
Baby red pandas wrestling is the only cure for the Mondays you need - OMG Blog
Tina Turner finally gets on the cover of Vogue - Jezebel
Kelis' eye make up is very "meth junkie after a 10-day binge" - Crunk + Disorderly
Shemar Moore is the 99 Cent Store version of Leonardo DiCatchAHo - Moe Jackson
Posh's weave needs nourishment - Popsugar
That wine stain on Ramona Singer's dress was a nice touch - I'm Not Obsessed
I think I'd rather see pictures of Ken Paves in a bikini than pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini - Cityrag
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)
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This Ashley Tisdale has a fanbase? She is busted looking but I see her always getting pap pictures on sites. I'd rather see Phoebe Price and her little dog myself, if I have to look at people who call the photogs on themselves.
I think Brit Brit looks lovely... Between this and the pic of her in the purple sweater, I'd say she's damn near nearing perfection in terms of womanly beauty. Yummy.
Concerning the model and the issues with her flow and not wearing panties, what are the odds of a model still having her period. May not even be a problem. 365 days of care free living. I just watched a program dealing with anorexia, and that was one of the topics. Not sure how that works though... I have no clue. Not saying its her issue, either, just that women and their vaginas confuse the fuck out of me.
Adriana Lima... Sweet Jesus! Nice. I really like her bike.
Really enjoyed the red panda video. Love those animals.
LezBieby looks like Ellen, BWAHAHAHAHA
The bigot can go choke on a small dick.
Looking great Tina! :P
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It's fitting that Ramona would produce her own brand of wine, since she guzzles about three entire bottles every episode of RHONY. It can't be any worse than Skinnygirl....that shit is FOUL. Makes Arbor Mist taste like ambrosia of the gods.
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SuperStew, the toddler pics of Biebs are on this site. The other day.
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HomeComingQueen - That's actually light compared to some of her other victims. Meanwhile, she would jump overboard without a lifejacket if "her Gwennie" did.
Chrissy Tiegen's face gets on my damn nerves! I don't know why, I mean, she's pretty.
And yes, I saw that Fashion Police thing she did where she said she NEVER wears undies. Even when she's menstruating. Yuck.
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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:28pm.
Face is kind of squished together, like a pug.
It is? Never looked... A squished pug-face wouldn't detract from her smoking hotness. (She's half-Thai. Is that part of it?)
I hate Lainey Gossip. She's just mean for no reason. On rare occasion, (today) I click something Dlisted links to, but usually regret it.
Peeps looking for info on hacked celebs, it's on TMZ and HuffPo:
http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/11/12-joe-biden-ashton-kutcher-jay-z-beyonce-...
feelsblind, where is that link? No one is posting it on any of the other websites.
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 7:07pm.
I dont' go to her site much so I didn't know. A few posts I saw were very normal.
I just know a lot of people rag on her, and seriously, based on that rediculous post, I see why. What the FUCK is wrong with a cardigan and sundress??
Submitted by OMFGcris on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 7:17pm.
Que cochina - Lol what?! Like all the time, even when not on her period? Hahaha.
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Yeah, she totally fessed up to owning no panties! Oh well, in her line of work, you don't have to be a brain (or possess one)!
Que cochina - Lol what?! Like all the time, even when not on her period? Hahaha.
Tina Turner is looking good .....a bit thin though. I guess that happens in the face when you get a bit older.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:52pm.
I never thought negatively of Lainey Gossip til just now. That was some cold ass shit to say about Jen Garner, who looks just fine.
Damn, girl. How the fuck do YOU dress?
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Really? Lainey has always been a highly delusional cunt. She takes GREAT offense when a celeb only has time to speak with her for less than three minutes and bashes them left and right, makes up shit etc... I live in Vancouver and she isn't very well respected. I mean, she isn't even funny or clever about her gossip. She sounds like she has the emotional tolerance of a 13 year old.
Bossy,
I think the rumor was that Affleck might try to pursue Gwyneth not JLo. That was around the time Goops marriage was on the rocks.
Bossy, I'm a little late to the party on this, but i totally agree with your analysis on Ben and Jen.
I think if he had married JLo, he wouldn't have been better off - he'd be divorced by now anyway. But his dick might have been happier.
His marriage to Jen makes more sense as far as his image and career and she probably runs things pretty well. She's the kind of woman you should marry. She helps his career and is an excellent mother and is sane and together. He's lucky but he's always straining against the leash.
I know a few couples like this IRL.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:43pm.Submitted
Did you see the pix in the Mail? They sometimes pixelate kid's faces in the media in GB - more so in criminal matters I think but it's kinda hit & miss.
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Que cochina - that's fucking gross! No undies? What's wrong w/ppl? Monthly accidents aren't the only reason to keep your lady bits covered!
Is Tina the BEST or what? That is a lady who knows how to use the plastic surgery WISELY!
I never thought negatively of Lainey Gossip til just now. That was some cold ass shit to say about Jen Garner, who looks just fine.
Damn, girl. How the fuck do YOU dress?
Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 4:23pm.
Why can't more celebs be sensible like Sienna and have their kids faces pixelated? It's pretty obvious that paps will never stop taking their photos when they are with their kids, so this seems to be the next best thing to me.
The kid's face isn't pixelated; that's a picture of the back of its head or something. How the crap do you pixelate a kid's face?
ETA: I just checked it out again. What's going on with that picture? The kid is pixelated. Huh.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:12pm.
Chrissy Teigen is smokin' hot; I don't need to click on no link to confirm it.
Face is kind of squished together, like a pug.
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Ha! I think pugs are the cutest things, but I'll be damned if i wanna look like one! Y'know who REALLY looked like one- the actor Peter ("we are doomed") Lorre!!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 5:12pm.
Chrissy Teigen is smokin' hot; I don't need to click on no link to confirm it.
Face is kind of squished together, like a pug. hahaha right before hitting "post comment" I looked up her name on Google and apparently people have told her that already and she's well aware: https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/28639339554537472
So everyone's always talking about how much Ben Affleck doesn't give a sh*t about his marriage/Jennifer Garner. Looked into the timeline and (according to Wikipedia, take it with a grain of salt) they stared dating early/mid 2004. On her 33rd birthday (April 2005) he proposes to her, they marry June 2005. She's 4 months pregnant at the time of her wedding, so before he proposed she had been pregnant for 2 months and they probably knew (also the reason for the quick shotgun wedding). Soooo, basically it seems like he found out she was having their kid and he proposed. Probably didn't care too much about her in the first place and that's why it still shows. Then there were rumors that he was thinking of getting out to pursue J.Lo when she separated from Marc Anthony but darn it, Garner was 1 month pregnant when J.Lo announced her separation. I can just imagine him thinking about laying the groundwork for ending the marriage and Garner is all, "honey, I'm pregnant! :)". He keeps trapping himself with these kids and J.G. is in deep denial about his commitment.
Chrissy Teigen is smokin' hot; I don't need to click on no link to confirm it.
In Adrianna Lima's defense (if she needed any), she's hawking VS leggings with the logo on the arse. So she has to stick it out. And more power to her, I say.
D'ya think she had underpants in the car?
Kelis is looking rough. She looked pretty hot in her Milkshake/Bossy days.
"Adriana Lima rides a bike with her ass out and face over shoulder, which is the way everybody rides a bike, right?" hahaha I love bitchy MK
Erika Slezak is looking hotter than ever, but is that Viki or Nikki? Missing me some Dorian Lord, too!
Cowjam - that pink thing in her hand there is the blanket she was sitting on. In other pictures there are a pair of grey/pinkish sweats she has on with a sheer, shorter top on (inside out) that she apparently had in the car and went and changed after the wind kept exposing her ass.
Brit Brit shows us that a truly refined lady always holds her t-shirt dress down before she farts - The Superficial
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And the wind, cried, hairy ... ass.
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 4:01pm.
I want to check out the Chrissy Teigan thing but I hate clicking on Drunken Stepfather. Is she & John Legend still togehter? I've seen her on a couple of shows and she's not very bright
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Miz - did you see her on Fashion Police awhile back? Joan went to her house and was looking through drawers and such, and noted, "no underwear?" Not a one pair. And Joan asked, "what's the deal?" CT said she used tampons all the time. Umm, no.
There's another picture of Britney at the same soccer game where she is WEARING those pink pants you see in her hand here. So basically, at some point during this match, with kids all around her, she decided to take off her pants and walk around without undies.
Pretty sure she put them on after her skirt was blowing up.
Oh look, Tom Sturridge is slowly smothering his baby. How cute.
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What separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
Why can't more celebs be sensible like Sienna and have their kids faces pixelated? It's pretty obvious that paps will never stop taking their photos when they are with their kids, so this seems to be the next best thing to me.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Not sure if you guys have talked about it and I didn't see the link up top. Beyonce, Jay Z, Paris H, and Karkrashian have been hacked. Financials and SS #s everywhere. KK's financials are said to be a hot mess.
Submitted by ewesocrazy: "Adrianna Lima looks like she's checking to make sure her fart was not a fart plus."
LMFPO. Farts crack me up.
How much would it suck if you had to wear that VS stuff all the time? If you didn't like it, that is (I don't).
There is a recent picture of his bodyguard picking him up out of his SUV and putting him on the ground - he looks like a toddler. It is hysterical!!!! I hope someone can post a linkey-poo!!!
I wouldn't have recognized Tina Turner there.
I hope Lesbeiber is losing fans right and left.
Kudos to the Towleroad cameraman.
I can't believe that I missed Ramona's drunk ass! I was at the flower show last weekend & could've used some wine. Shemar is quickly morphing into a cheesy attention whore. I'm not sure if I like him anymore :/. I want to check out the Chrissy Teigan thing but I hate clicking on Drunken Stepfather. Is she & John Legend still togehter? I've seen her on a couple of shows and she's not very bright. Her laugh is like nails on a chalkboard grating
Pssst, Ashley Tisdale: Your ass is nothing special. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Well, you can walk out on me tonight
If you think that it ain't feeling right
But darling, there's ain't no getting over me
I see I'm gonna have to head to Miami to get my man in line again. *sharpens shank*
Adrianna Lima looks like she's checking to make sure her fart was not a fart plus.
Britney, if you are going to wear a short dress, wear BOY SHORT underwear. ESPECIALLY to your SON'S soccer games. Fuck.
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Well, you can walk out on me tonight
If you think that it ain't feeling right
But darling, there's ain't no getting over me
That Chrissy Teigen naked photo takes attention ho-ing to new heights.
I don't want to know what it says about me, that I'm offended not by the nudity but by the fact that she's giving it away for free. Get paid, girl!