Adrienne Maloof and Sean Stewart’s Publicity Stunt Of A Relationship Is Over

I guess the love between a fame whore with a face like a melting plastic lion mask and a fellow fame whore who always looks like he’s holding in a belch just wasn’t meant to be. Adrienne Maloof of The Real Plastic Wives of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart’s son Sean started “dating“ in January and now they’re over. A source (aka Adrienne’s publicist) tells UsWeekly that the ho stroll is a little less gross today, because Adrienne and Sean will no longer be touching tongues in front of the paparazzi.

“They’ve decided to distance themselves and become friends. Nothing bad happened,” a source close to Maloof tells Us. “They’re still going to hang out as friends, they enjoy each other’s company.”

Oh, it happen all the time. A desperate Cowardly Lion wax statue pays a bloated ZZ-lister thousands of dollars a week to be her pretend boyfriend so she can get a little more attention and the producers of her reality shit show will bring her back next season. But when the producers of her reality shit show dump her anyway, she buys him a mid-level Mercedes as a “thanks for trying” gift and sends him on his way. It’s practically the new boy-meets-girl story!

We should all be happy that Adrienne and Sean didn’t take this stunt all the way by leaking a sex tape, because I don’t think I want to know what it feels like to violently vomit as the top layers of my eyeballs burn off.