Adrienne Maloof and Sean Stewart's Publicity Stunt Of A Relationship Is Over
I guess the love between a fame whore with a face like a melting plastic lion mask and a fellow fame whore who always looks like he's holding in a belch just wasn't meant to be. Adrienne Maloof of The Real Plastic Wives of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart's son Sean started "dating" in January and now they're over. A source (aka Adrienne's publicist) tells UsWeekly that the ho stroll is a little less gross today, because Adrienne and Sean will no longer be touching tongues in front of the paparazzi.
"They've decided to distance themselves and become friends. Nothing bad happened," a source close to Maloof tells Us. "They're still going to hang out as friends, they enjoy each other's company."
Oh, it happen all the time. A desperate Cowardly Lion wax statue pays a bloated ZZ-lister thousands of dollars a week to be her pretend boyfriend so she can get a little more attention and the producers of her reality shit show will bring her back next season. But when the producers of her reality shit show dump her anyway, she buys him a mid-level Mercedes as a "thanks for trying" gift and sends him on his way. It's practically the new boy-meets-girl story!
We should all be happy that Adrienne and Sean didn't take this stunt all the way by leaking a sex tape, because I don't think I want to know what it feels like to violently vomit as the top layers of my eyeballs burn off.
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That boy has Next written all over him. Next meaning the next Celebrity Rehabber to kill himself. Not trying to be funny here. He's a sad mess.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 11:43pm.
Estimates say she's worth anywhere from 50 million to 300 million (they probably mean her brothers too). I've never heard of them before but they own the Sacramento Kings and The Palms Resort in Vegas. Her family probably made her dump that pile of nothing like Paris Hilton's even uber richer fiancés family way back made him drop her. Weren't they shipping heirs with Onassis money who couldn't stand her.
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Just like every other housewife, her finances are now in question. The Maloofs folded the WNBA team the Monarchs because of money, are trying to sell to a group who will move the Kings to Seattle, and supossedly own less than 20 pct of the Palms now.
Submitted by Midwestocean on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:08pm.
I heard she hired a surrogate for when they had sex.
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lmao! I heard it was a guy...
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Sean's right eye seems to be wandering over to his nose for a summit meeting
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Man, Wilson from "House" has gone downhill...
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 03/12/2013 - 12:40am.
Model? The fuck you say? What the hell does he model? Ski masks?
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"They've decided to distance themselves and become friends."
What a bizarre way to put it. Definitely fake (as if we didn't already know from Sean's facial expression!)
Why does this require an announcement? It was a less-than-two-months "relationship". I have stuff in my fridge older than that.
MADOOFUS YOU NEED SOMEONE LIKE Q LIST TO BE IN THE MEDIA A LITTLE MORE THINK OF YOUR IMMOBILE FACE AND HOW IT NEEDS CAMERA FLASHES TO FEEL GOOD MADOOFUS YOU CAN'T DO ONE FUCKING RIGHT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE UGH I WOULD JUST DIE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He looks as if he reeks of Marlboro reds and vomit. Shew.
MK, the last two paragraphs are exactly how this went down, LMAO! #pleasenovomit
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Mid ( old) life crisis. Vs. no life at all crisis. Gross
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Model? The fuck you say? What the hell does he model? Ski masks?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I googled "Sean Stewart job": His A&E biography describes him as "a songwriter, musician, and model" Maybe he models sweaters for Sears. He has that look.
Compared to this that one with the guy from Journey was fascinating.
publicity stunt with two nobodies?
Estimates say she's worth anywhere from 50 million to 300 million (they probably mean her brothers too). I've never heard of them before but they own the Sacramento Kings and The Palms Resort in Vegas. Her family probably made her dump that pile of nothing like Paris Hilton's even uber richer fiancés family way back made him drop her. Weren't they shipping heirs with Onassis money who couldn't stand her.
He's Rod Stewart's son: He was undoubtedly wildly cheating on her the whole time.
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I am glad they realized that nobody was watching.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Who is suppose to give a shit?
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Don't know who this stretched catlady is, but the couple look just so in tuned with one another. ^sarcasm^
Shocking! If these to crazy lovebirds can't make it in this world, no one can!
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She has man hands.
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Shortest paid PR on record? I've never watched any of the RH stuff, so a huge 'meh' from me.
Trash at it's best. Garbage.
GOOD! I can stop barfin at the sight of them. Looking at her is bad enough. Paul is soooo lucky to be rid of her crabby ass(and cooch)
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I recently found out I can mimic Rod Stewart's singing voice.. What to do, what to do.. Career change!!
Oh I have the sads now. I thought these two crazy kids were gonna make it, you could feel the passion they shared in every photo. Love will never be the same. :(
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/11/2013
"The only name I recognized out of this was Rod Stewart"
Me too. I've literally never seen a Real Housewives show (unless maybe a clip on The Soup?).
Do people really watch this stuff?
Right now I'm watching 16 Candles on AMC (no shame; I'm a dork but at least I know it!). Hope you're feeling better!
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Yea, I have no idea why this shit is so popular and to the point where it gets mentioned on every gossip blog/tabloid rag/entertainment media outlet, and enough to have several spin offs. I thought people watched talk shows if they wanted to see trash get in to it on tv. And I'm still sick. I may have to take another trip to the doc. :/ Thank you for asking. :)
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
He is like a less hot, chubby Jason Stackhouse who is somehow dumber.
Millions are crying.
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I heard she hired a surrogate for when they had sex.
fellow fame whore who always looks like he's holding in a belch-MK
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Very astute observation. Really have me lol-ing at that one!
Looking at those 2 depresses me. I'm going back to Tom Hardy and his furbabe.
Oh. I thought that was Ethan Hawke, pre methface.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 03/11/2013
"The only name I recognized out of this was Rod Stewart"
Me too. I've literally never seen a Real Housewives show (unless maybe a clip on The Soup?).
Do people really watch this stuff?
Right now I'm watching 16 Candles on AMC (no shame; I'm a dork but at least I know it!). Hope you're feeling better!
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I forget who here suggested it, but I'm starting to agree that Adrienne may be a lesbian. I didn't know that they had been 'dating' since January. Time flies when you're posing in front of the cameras!
I was just watching her on real housewives tonight, trying to figure out what is so dang annoying about her. I couldn't pinpoint just one thing. Her face, her personality, her voice. Ugh that voice.
Like nails on a chalkboard.
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Sean Stewart is the doofiest looking dude I've seen in a good long while. Some of these older hors are confused as shit - you're suppose to hook up with young HOT dudes, not just young dudes in general. There's no sport in that!
In all the pictures of the two of them he always looked like he wanted to vomit.
The only name I recognized out of this was Rod Stewart...Apparently that bloated double chinned gnome up there his is progeny. Still don't know why he and that plastic surgery disaster with a vagina matter though.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson